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admin@uncyclopedia.co |
I'am banned you! - I just press "Ban" button! Really, it's not prank!... |
20 Mar.
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raritycanterlot001@imalady.com |
Re: how often do you use Rule 34? - ASK ME ONE MORE STUPID QUESTION AND I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS... |
24 June
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shitnobodycaresabout@thedailytimes.com |
Your horoscope for the day - Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window. |
22 June
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Nick_No-Life@Virgin.web |
Nick's found a baby llama in Farmville - Maybe he should look for a girlfriend instead. |
21 June
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University-of-Georgia@Tblisi.ga |
MBA Masters Degree at low $$$ in Southern Caucasus - Study from home, or not at all. Just send $$$ |
21 June
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Busty_McBoobs@Slutweb.de |
Hundreds of hot girls in your area need sex now! - Just not with you |
21 June
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Facebook |
One of your friends has answered a question about you! - You really don't want to know what they said |
21 Jun
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Sharky@Hammerhead_Loans.com |
Maxxed out all your credit cards? - Consolidate your repayments into one easy monthly beating... |
20 Jun
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WeeWee@TS.com |
Ladyboys: reduce your clitoris by as much as 99% in seconds - Guaranteed or your penis back |
20 Jun
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Mindy@good-times-good-prices.co.uk |
We met at Hooters - My boss and my gynaecologist say I have to call everyone I "worked" with. |
20 Jun
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Link.strand@Time_disipation.com |
Hate chain-emails as much as me? - Never receive another. Just send this message to 5 of your friends. |
20 Jun
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Swiftly.stiff@Erectile_dysfunction.net |
Need Viagra or Cialis? - Why not just get a better-looking girlfriend? |
19 Jun
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Marvin.Martian@Alienweb.com |
Left a message at Stonehenge for you ages ago - Why do you guys never return my calls? |
19 Jun
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Kate.Hoy@Thaibrides.sex |
Lonely? Discount Thai brides available - Now with or without cock! |
18 Jun
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no-reply@God.org |
Your non-attendance at Church - has been duly noted for future reference |
18 Jun
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StumbleUpon |
Enjoy your weekly recommendations from StumbleUpon! - As if you don't waste enough of your workday already... |
18 Jun
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Winnie The Pooh Internet Forum |
New Password Confirmation, Again - Stop forgetting your password. Your new password is Dje5HEzq@*!3plQ89... |
18 Jun
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info@pl.org |
Want a larger penis? - With our weight-loss programme you can add an extra ten inches to your member. |
18 Jun
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Jenny Elizabeth |
Re:Re:Re:Re:Hey - OMG!!! so gross! never email me again plz asssshole!!! |
18 Jun
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Jenny Elizabeth |
Re:Re:Hey - i love baby goats!! of course i'd love to see ur goat! |
18 Jun
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Jenny Elizabeth |
Hey - jenny from the favorite pets chatroom! a/s/l?? |
18 Jun
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sirfranklin@ebay.co.uk |
Fancy the old vibrating egg, chap? - Worked bloody wonders when the Madame Franklin went on holiday |
17 Jun
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Sarah.smith@gooog.le.xx.com |
WARNING your computer is infected - There's nothing you can do about it now, might as well go on a porn binge. |
17 Jun
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FrankyP@me.com |
Thanks for the Mrs - You're right, her tits were nice. I remember the deal. Listen, give me a few days to discuss it with my... |
15 Jun
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Tedatthefbi@fbiiswatchingyou.gov |
Bribe money - For what you're getting away with, it isn't enough. We want double or your ass is going to... |
15 Jun
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yeaharborday@hotmail.com |
great arbor day deals! - Mother Nature is going out of business! Buy one get one tree! |
15 Jun
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Welsh Tsunami Appeal |
Help the poor victims of the Welsh tsunami. - Click to donate £5 now! |
14 Jun
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CANUX@docterfrawd.com |
REPUTIBLE CANNADIAN FARMACY.YOUR VAIGRA ORDA IS REEDY. - We are loading YOUR truck now! |
14 Jun
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DarthV@TheEmpire.gov |
I, am your father! - Search your feelings... Sorry to have to break it to you in an email... |
14 Jun
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MarthaGreen444@Gmail.com |
This is the authorities - You have been charged with the murder of Martha Green. Do not try to leave the country... |
14 Jun
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AwesomeDude@Verizon.net |
I'm better than you. - Just so you know. |
9 Jun
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spam@spam.spam |
SPAM MAIL - Thanks for subscribing to Spam Mail, your weekly supplement for everybody's favourite processed meat. |
9 Jun
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MarthaGreen444@Gmail.com |
Oh my God. - What have you done with my dog? WHERE IS HE!? |
8 Jun
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publishersclearinghousepossibly@mail.com |
You won a shitload of money! - Like probably 10 million or something. We aren't lying! |
7 Jun
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hitlercockbot@hotsytotsynazis.net |
Welcome to the Nazi self fellatio forums! - Hitler didn't "rise" to power without sucking his own |
7 Jun
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MarthaGreen444@Gmail.com |
No, really. - Stop emailing me. You're really creeping me out. |
7 Jun
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YouTube |
ThdudeTV has posted a comment on your profile: - Hey dude, go get a life and stop annoying everyone... |
7 Jun
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Your boss |
Johnson! - Stop checking your emails and get back to work! |
6 Jun
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Nigerianprinceabu@scamnet.org |
Re: Re: This is the Nigerian Prince Abu - Sorry, I didn't get the last three digits of your bank account. What were they again? |
6 Jun
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MarthaGreen444@Gmail.com |
Um... - Could you please stop emailing me? You're starting to creep me out with that whole "I'm watching you" thing. |
6 Jun
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theshamwowguy@gmail.com |
It's like a shammy, but more expensive! - Did you know I raped a chick? |
6 Jun
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Mum |
Re: for you - I'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me... you dirty boy |
6 Jun
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Mark@hotcheesefactory.com |
Re: A Request - But why do you want hot cheese poured into your backyard? |
6 Jun
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The Online Doctor |
Your test results are in - I'm afraid you have a severe internet addiction that no conventional medicine will... |
6 Jun
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esmerelda daviss |
amplify your penis now! - attach a megaphone |
5 Jun
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noreply@vaginamasters.com |
Wanna see MAD pussy? - Become a gynecologist. |
5 Jun
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5 Jun
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Work-from-home@jobs.com |
Want to earn $$$? - That's right, three whole dollars! |
4 Jun
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enlargements@bigboy.net |
Is your penis too small? - Haha, your penis is too small. |
4 Jun
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Steven_spielberg@aol.com |
Re: my movie script - quit emailing me. |
4 Jun
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Staff@weightwatchers.com |
Lose weight now! - Amputate your legs! |
4 Jun
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giftwrap@kiddylove.com |
cheap deals on gifts this valentine's day - children's toys half price |
4 Jun
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buyrocks@rocks.com |
affordable rocks - for the rock purchaser in all of us |
4 Jun
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SeaMonkeys@homezoo.com |
Not your father's sea monkeys - Ours actually have fur and live for two days or your money back (no money back). |
3 Jun
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Dr. Frederick Mugabe |
CUMSHOT TITS XXX XL-DOUBLE-D DOWN ON THE DIRTY DRAWERS - FREE CASH FOR WATCHING RARE MOTHER-AUN... |
3 Jun
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eBay |
Your item has been dispatched - Order number 554680 - Product description: vibrating egg, size "large", colour "coral" |
3 Jun
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lesbianblogger@tartan.org |
Has your identity been stolen? - I am a bearded American in Damascus. I need an urgent shave to escape. |
3 Jun
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Lotto@jackpotlottery.com |
You've won a million dollars! - Nah, just fucking with you. |
3 Jun
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Radiohead Mailing List |
Radiohead has a new album - You haven't downloaded it yet. You didn't download the last one either. Why doesn't anyone like us anymore!? |
2 Jun
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Nawtymistress@hottymail.com |
While your wife is out - Come over to my place. I've got a new whip, a quarter-horse saddle (fit for a quarter-man like you), and that shaved goat we talked about. |
2 Jun
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George@freevacations.com |
New Offer! Free Trip to Angola! - How would you like to go to a country that nobody goes to? FREE! (Does not include plane ride, or hotels. Plane ride and hotels combined cost $ 250.00) |
2 Jun
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loveseekers@love.com |
Find Your Perfect Partner at LOVE SEEKERS - Or just masturbate over the profile pictures. Either way it's win-win |
2 Jun
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urbananimals@mouser.com |
Squirrels! We've got 'em! - You need some? |
31 May
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(Me) |
Don't forget: - check your email! |
31 May
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noreply@Hotmail.com |
Welcome! - Welcome to Hotmail, although we would love you to enjoy sending emails, please refrain from adding "spammers" to your contacts. |
30 May
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