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ADOPTEES: Feel free to contact any available person on this list, but do so one at a time. We don't want any custody battles.


If you'd like to help new users to "succeed" here (whatever that means to you), by providing mentorship, sign up here. Just a few things to keep in mind:

  • Adopters should be available often to help their adoptees.
  • Adopters should have a minimum of 500 edits.
  • Adopters should not have any recent blocks (last 6 months) or vandalism (last 3 months).
  • Adopters should not be current adoptees.

Relatively active adopters

Adopter Accepting adoptees
Admin? On Uncyclopedia / Notes
Activity
Shabidoo Adopting? I've adopted 15 Ethiopian orphans so I'd be happy to adopt some uncyclopedias!
LOL Double Derp!

Just talk to me...

Derp
PF4Eva I used to be a crap user. This is the least I can do to help a fellow crap writer.
Big Time Admin and UnNews Guy TM I've been here since 2006. I mostly do UnNews, but I can get around all the namespaces.

If you need anything, just let me know.

Quite active
Cassie Adopting? Yep.
Yeah, I'm a crat. Now what? I joined back in 2018, seeking for some humor to aid me over time. Prior to and also after becoming an administrator in October 2019, and after being promoted to bureaucrat in 2021, I have worked on various templates (my specialty), and help ensure that Uncyclopedia is a safe, welcoming place.

Just talk to me...

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Jabberwock Adopting? Yes. Gonna teach funny techniques including CSS.
no But today is not other day, so not today. Sorry for that. On the other day, you can ask all sorts of questions about how templates and stuff work and how to make fun text displays. Ask anything on my talk page.

Well, actually I'm a vandal. You can see that in the article Vandalism and its edit history. (This link is not external, but it's displayed like that.) So I don't meet the criteria for being an adopter. However, nobody cares.

Every other day.