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ADOPTEES: Feel free to contact any available person on this list, but do so one at a time. We don't want any custody battles.

If you'd like to help new users to "succeed" here (whatever that means to you), by providing mentorship, sign up here. Just a few things to keep in mind:

  • Adopters should be available often to help their adoptees.
  • Adopters should have a minimum of 500 edits.
  • Adopters should not have any recent blocks (last 6 months) or vandalism (last 3 months).
  • Adopters should not be current adoptees.

Relatively active adopters

Adopter Admin? Accepting adoptees Activity On Uncyclopedia / Notes
Shabidoo LOL I've adopted 15 Ethiopian orphans so I'd be happy to adopt some uncyclopedias! Derp Double Derp!

Just talk to me...

Symbol apathy vote.svg Zana Dark Der Unwehr ~ Ünstmadchen, UN:LEG ~ Department Head, Interface Admin Maybe if you give me chocolate. I'm around here somewhere... Lurking in the shadows... I've been contributing here since 2005. Every once in a while I'm funny, but it depends on who you ask... My specialties are prose, grammar, formatting, and copious amounts of templating.

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Y Unfortunately yes. Hell yeah Most of the time. I joined in May 2011 and I've been sporadically active ever since then, being elected an administrator in October 2019. I don't write a lot, but I created the namespace UnVoyage, and I do a lot of administrative duties around here; for example, I help patrol the site against vandalism, maintain our automatic spam filters, hand out awards, and help out with some other technical stuff. I'm pretty experienced in the goings on of this website, and I'd love to say hi, go out for some coffee, or take you up to my hotel room. Correspond with me on my talk page.
Cassie Yeah, I'm a crat. Now what? Yep. Thinkeline.png I joined back in 2018, seeking for some humor to aid me over time. Prior to and also after becoming an administrator in October 2019, and after being promoted to bureaucrat in 2021, I have worked on various templates (my specialty), and help ensure that Uncyclopedia is a safe, welcoming place.

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