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Add yourselves to these two lists. --EMC [TALK] 20:07 Jul 28 2010

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No, not real birthdays—these two lists are for the day you made your first edit here at Uncyclopedia. Please don't be offended if your name isn't here. If I know you, I've just neglected to add you. Help me by adding yourself.

By anniversary














1. ~ Mhaille: "Actually I arrived in May 2005, but didn't start editing until August... :)"
2. ~ MadMax: Edited anonymously for months before being dragged kicking and screaming to the login box.
3. ~ Rangeley: First anonymous edit was actually June 25th, coincidentally his real birthday.
4. ~ Ye Olde Luke: First anonymous edit, as First logged-in edit was 15 April 2007
5. ~ Moonzeppelin: First anonymous edit was on August 11, 2007 (what a time difference...)
6. ~ Faggle: First arrived on the site as MrMetalFLower
7. ~ MacMania: First anonymous edit on 7 Mar 2007. Also, nobody cares, but there's a MacMania over at Wikipedia that's been legitimately active since 25 April 2005. It is, in fact, me.
8. ~ Ethine: First arrived on the site as Vampiregirl. "Actually, I arrived back in December '06, was forced to make an account in '08, and didn't start doing anything until '09."
9. ~ RDB: I know I edited here anonymously for awhile, but I don't recall how far back it was. It was probably sometime before or around July 2006.
10. ~ Nachlader: First edit as Suckludus in 25th of June, 2005.
11. ~ Under user: Is awesome.
12. ~ E|M|C: Dead due to cancer.
13. ~ ColinAYB: Lurked for about 6 months before joining and doing anything.
14. ~ Lyrithya: Technically, my first logged-in edit was in July of 2009, but since I forgot about that account for about a year and made a new one, I'm going with the other one which I actually use.
15. ~ RabbiTechno: Edited as an anon I.P. 9th February 2006 before making an account.
16. ~ Black flamingo: I actually started as a registered user then slowly became an IP.
17. ~ ChiefjusticeDS: First edit as D0u91a5 in early 2008, forgot the password and got banned, went on pilgrimage, returned in the middle of 2009.
18. ~ SPIKE: First edited as I.P.Anon July 2nd 2009. Registered "SpikeFromNH" July 30th 2009; registered SPIKE October 3rd 2009.
19. ~ LLH3: Had a couple of usernames before, one got banned, the other sucked. Didn't add myself- surprised.
20. ~ HELPME: Lurked and occasionally edited anonymously for about four months before joining. I wish I knew what that IP was.
21. ~ Magic man: I was active on a different account for about 2 months. I created Magic man because I was pretty shure some one was out to get me...
22. ~ Putthatknifedown: I started reading uncyclopedia 5 years ago before I signed.
23. ~ Trar: I had another account called "M0000ARG11S" that was active from October 2006 to about early 2007. I'm sure before that account I was an anonymous lurker for at least a few months, and the biggest n00b you ever saw.
24. ~ Bevanz: I edited quite a bit as an IP, and had been reading Uncyc for years before creating my account.
25. ~ Aimsplode: Lol My first account was made sometime in 2005, but I forgot the password like a day later then completely forgot about the Uncyc. Then, in a moment of inspiration, I also forgot the username.
26. ~ Fishalishalish: Disappeared sometime around August of 2009, found passed out in a dumpster by November of 2010 and subsequently resuscitated. Also hung around this place for a while.
27. ~ Lollipop: Originally was Maniac mcpee from Sept. 4, 2010 to February 19, 2011. He closed down Maniac mcpee and became Lollipop.
28. ~ Scofield: First edit was in my userspace. Article got ICU'd when I mainspaced it, though the userspace copy still exists.
29. ~ Funnybony: Orignally was Rsbj66.
30. ~ NXWave: Got banned for 3 abusive sockpuppets of himself.
31. ~ Aimsplode: read uncyc for 2 years before joining. (Note, times two!: Changing my name to High_General_Aimsplode, just so you know). Been banned (to date) 1, 705, 122, 42 times.
32. ~ TheSlyFox: I was a reader of this site way back in 2005. If I remember right, my first ever IP edit was on VFD (back when it actually accepted votes from IPs).
33. ~ Joe9320: Got introduced two weeks earlier, and signed up thereafter....
34. ~ PuppyOnTheRadio: Stumbled in here in 2006 or '07 and made some very minor edits as an IP and then forgot it existed. Made some edits as an IP when I came back for a day or so and then finally signed up. Almost all of my IP edits were reverted though.
35. ~ Mattsnow: Was looked at suspiciously at first since he had left ED's rotting carcass behind.











Note: Some users listed here made edits on BEFORE their first edit on, the dates shown are the first edit to


Why is

User:Dexter111344 on the list twice? Was he such a noob to be new x2?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 06:26 (UTC)

I'm olde. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 13:01, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

I'm middle-aged. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 02:50, Tuesday 03 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

I thought

I was Feb 27th? I didn't think i'd be on the list. :) I'm fairly young. And much of the time since then I've been on an extended hiatus thing. - [22:45 3 August 2010] PlebYettie

Link to front page?

I was just thinking this could be linked to the front page as I can't see a few well known names not on here like Spike or the good Rabbi. Also 2010 looks a bit desperate with just three new regulars. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:33, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yeh, I think that's a good idea. I like it already. It should have it's own Uncyclopedia: page, methinks. - [16:46 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk

I will add myself

Because I am an old fuck, and old fucks deserve to be known! Also I've made nearly 2000 edits over 3 accounts in 3 years so I deserve to be there, sort of Methamphetamine Was Here (02:54 08-7-2010)

We may not be 4chan

But "Newbies"? I don't think we're Neopets, either. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:15, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps a better title would be "Let's see who has been among us for only a short time and therefore deserves derision and ridicule." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:16, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol for vote.svg For. (But we need to add all the "newfags" then.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 04:50 (UTC)

The itty bitty babies meme

Is worse than "newfag". Just sayin. --EMC [TALK] 19:21 Aug 19 2010

Does sumbubby have a pwoblem wiff the baby speak? It sounds wike a widdle Uncywopedian needs his nappy time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:54, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
I DON'T BELIEVE IT~! I am greatSoup? 20:11 6-Jan-11

I'm glad someone's maintaining this

FSM knows I only lurk, and make the odd cabal-related vote. =) Cheers. --T. (talk) 14:38, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

im probably the ittiest bittiest baby here

i made my first edit in september 2010 the finger that flames

Fucking no way!

Why do I discover new time suckers every month?

User:Happytimes/Timesuck/Tree  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Oct 2010 ~ 19:43 (UTC)

This makes my brain HURT!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Oct 2010 ~ 20:05 (UTC)
  • Awesome. And creepy. --T. (talk) 17:46, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
    • Especially, since I forgot all about it, and now there's a bunch of people who aren't on the tree, or did attempt to add themselves... It's a royal mess... Which I sort of like cleaning up. I guess being a housewife starting a few weeks from now and before any Mini-Luvvies are born is the perfect timing to fix it up... :) Happytimes, I'll come by your talk page at some point for your tree... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:28, 11 May

Blarg, I added myself

Despite being here for about four years now the only noteworthy thing i've ever done is Grueslayer. It may seem stagnant now but i'm getting things ready to start it up again. You'll see. EDIT: I was going to put a <math></math> equation here but it just spit out a long error paragraph. Try an equation for yourself. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 16:42, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Why did you add banned users?

What is NXWave doing here? I thought that he's banned! Purge him! Purge him! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:43, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Oh well. DJ Mixerr 17:11, October 29, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig


If anyone is missing, please add yourself or let me know. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:07, January 2, 2013 (UTC)