User:SimulacrumCaputosis

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Adware?!

Of course not. Granted, it does claim to "aid your browsing experience" while directing you to an individual's pages instead of where ever it is you really want to go, but...I lost my train of thought...

Simulacum Caputosis's Alleged Sockpuppets
His Majesty has many facets of his personality, and even more purposes to fulfil. For these, he uses a combination of aliases, pseudonymns, and sockpuppets alteregos to take places in each niché of His Majesty's empire. Below are those that you'll commonly confront.
Simulacrum Caputosis's Violent Side
All too often, history and basic English grammer are ignored by foolish Uncyclopedians who think they can write whatever random rubbish they please. These buffoons detract from the grand demeanor of the Empire, and thus must be dealt with. His Majesty is not narrow-minded when it comes to confronting such things, and uses many cunning tactics from a wide arsenal of wartime strategies to punish the ignorant.
Simulacrum Caputosis's Territories
Since the Fourth of January, Two-thousand and Six, His Majesty has amassed quite a span of territory on Uncyclopedia's soil.
Simulacrum Caputosis's Louvre
Like any royalty who has too much time, His Majesty dabbles in creating sub-standard images to fill Uncyclopedia.
Simulacrum Caputosis's Forum
For anyone who wishes to contact His Majesty about a disagreement or new awards, or just to chat.
Simulacrum Caputosis's Contributions
Far more contributions have been made then the creation of humourous pages since that fateful January day.
Simulacrum Caputosis's Playground
These are the creatures formerly kept in His Majsety's menagerie. Small, adorable, and furry, these colorful creatures delighted many with their sheer cuteness. However, His Majesty doesn't appreciate that quality, and released them into the wild to save on Hue food. Now they have gone feral. Do you have the guts to brave the dangerous places where hues lie?
Simulacrum Caputosis's Undiscovered Country
Or, the future of His Majesty's empire. These are the projects on which His Majesty plans to work:.
Simulacrum Caputosis's Awards Wall
UnFeatured Image
Bob Barker, the host of The Price is Right, battled with a serious drug problem in the middle 90's. When interviewed about his addictions, he commented, "My bid was too high.".
The Tower of Tears
Uncyclopedia:Babel
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
3000+ I have contributed 3000+ pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
Bkcrown.jpg This user is a Royal elitist, and scoffs at users who are not.



MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
TheJeeMan.jpg This user is a Creationist.
...who believes that all decent articles are created by one, and only one user.
Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


Leagueofbenson.gif This user wishes he was Benson.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
cpp-4 This user speaks C++ at a near-native level.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
uk-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English.
tx-P This f****r speaks Texan heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ac-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of those African clicky noises.
ca-4 This user speaks Canajan, eh? at a near-native level.
de-X This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.
il-G This user does not speak Igpay Atinlay and furthermore believes Igpay Atinlay to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Igpay Atinlay.
it-X This user only speaks Italiano enough to seduce native Italiano speakers.
la-4 This user speaks Latin at a near-native level.
pika-4 This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.


The Future, The Glory


The Undiscovered Country[edit]

Or, the future of His Majesty's empire. These are the projects on which His Majesty plans to work:

Banners, Badges, Disclaimers, and Read Me.txt's[edit]

Paintcookie.JPG Czar Yah has awarded you this cookie and paintbrush NOT made on MSPaint for being such a good artist!
Now go play in traffic or, better yet, go paint something useful.
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Member of the Order


Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 14:29, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

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Propaganda?!

This article is most certainly misleading. Not to be outdone by China, the United States, and Oprah, Uncyclopedia often inserts propaganda in promotion of selfish agendas and other conspiracies. Futhermore, such practices as brainwashing are common these days. By no means is the idea immoral, in neither principle nor practice. This and many other articles on Uncyclopedia are filled with intelligent suggestions in favor of our world-domination plan. Ignoring such propaganda can never be accomplished, as it is too numerous to simply pass-by. The question is, "does propaganda constitute immorality?" Of course not!


This unbiased, pro-elitist propaganda approved by Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif20:18, 20 June 2006 (UTC)