User:SimulacrumCaputosis/doctrine

His Majesty's Royal Doctrine

Most Glorious Provinces of His Royal Majesty

• The Green Glass Door-His Majesty's Other-worldly Getaway
• End of the World-His Majesty's Wartime Stronghold
• Useless-His Majesty's most useful province
• Lech Wałęsa-His Majesty's crown retriever
• Hay-His Majesty's lover-on-the-side
• Assassination-His Majesty's neglected wife
• Ark of the Covenant-His Majesty's throne
• Dinosarzz!!!1-the first province of His Majesty

His Majesty's Honorable Annexations

• That Girl-Salvation from NRV granted by His Majesty
• Bong-Salvation from stub-hood granted by His Majesty
• Guillotine-Salvation from NRV granted by His Majesty

Associated Territories

• Worst 100 Things to Stick your Cock in-Major Quality Control
• The mouse with a human ear on its back-a time killer
• Dramamine-ressurected by His Majesty's heart
• Workahol-prosthetics given to this stub
• Unknown Soldier-saved from the gallows
• Giggles-Salvation from stub-hood granted by His Majesty

Articles under the Influence

• Tampon-as part of a group effort to expand an otherwise weak entry
• Disambiguation-augmentation, Austria, arseholes...
• American-English_Dictionary-for, ironically enough, mutillation of English
• Poland-for crimes against English and neglect of history
• Stargategate-for most grievous sins against the English language
• RuneScape-for grievous sins against standard English spellings
• Emo Suicide-for added public mockery of poorly-written poetry

His Majesty's Templates

• Template:Sporkportion --a gift for those who roll too often
• Template:Buttocks --To move the lazy asses of stub creators
• Template:Appropriated --The only true artist method these days
• Template:NoHarass--The only thing that scares His Majesty is a cranky Admin.
• Template:Dogma--A warning for heretics
• Template:Propaganda--The glorious act of "propagating" truth.

His Majesty's News

• Lorry Farms Close--Catastrophe on the English landscape

Awards of His Majesty

Occaisionally, His Majesty sees a user or article that superceeds some standard of either excellence or horror. Royal duty compells His Majesty not to ignore such possitive and negative deviants, thus he creats awards for them.

Props

I HEREBY CROWN YOU KING

In great honor of many crusades on this article, dating back to the beginning of time itself, and for willingness to wage war of the most bloody kind, I hereby award User:SimulacrumCaputosis the crown and kingship of User:SimulacrumCaputosis/Caputopedia on 18:36, 18 May 2006 (UTC). Long live the King!