Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol

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Mordillo has your name and your ass in a sling doesn't he?!

“Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to ban all of the unhappy people.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ban Patrol

This page is for reporting IPs or Users who are blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia! Before adding an entry, READ THE RULES:

Check to make sure the IP/user hasn't already been listed below
Check Blocked IPs and the block log to see if they've already been blocked
If there is a major spam/blanking/vandal outbreak going on, please try to raise an admin on our IRC channel.
Please do not report users or IPs with only one contribution, it is pointless.
Use the template below. Add a short description and your signature (~~~~) as shown, or else
THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you feel the need to babble, use the talk page.
NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!

To report a user: *{{User|<username>}} <your description> ~~~~
To report an IP: *{{IP|<username>}} <your description> ~~~~
To report an IP RANGE (advanced users only): *{{Range|<username>}}) <your description> ~~~~

Example

*{{User|127.0.0.1}} Blanked [[World of Warcraft]] --~~~~

Would show as

127.0.0.1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser Blanked World of Warcraft --Chronarion 00:00, 01 Jan 1970 (UTC)

Attention: "Bad Person" or "Monkey Breath" is not a valid reason for reporting someone to BP. Violators shall be sent for a week in the Cajek academy for the Criminally Insane

Manual Ban Patrol (new stuff below this line)

Ihatedetroitwithapassion (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) This user appears to be a troll. All of their edits are reverted (I reverted their latest 2 edits), and hasn't really added anything funny. It's a case of wp:Wikipedia:Please_be_a_giant_dick,_so_we_can_ban_you L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:20, 7 January 2025 (UTC)
I disagree with this assessment of Ihatedetroitwithapassion. Their edits appear to be genuine attempts at adding humor to articles, but we can keep an eye on their edits. MrX blow me 16:01, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

The users listed below were checked out by: Alula. They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else, or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do!.