Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol

Alula knows where you live.

“Vandal: a. Someone who willfully destroys or defaces property or b.A member of the Germanic people who overran Gaul and Spain and North Africa and sacked Rome in 455. So ask yourself, when you write someone down as a "vandal" in BP, do you blame him for sacking Rome back in 455 as well as blanking Tits?”

– Oscar Wilde on Ban Patrol

This page is for reporting IPs or Users who are blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia! Before adding an entry, READ THE RULES:

• Check to make sure the IP/user hasn't already been listed below
• Check Blocked IPs and the block log to see if they've already been blocked
• If there is a major spam/blanking/vandal outbreak going on, please try to raise an admin in our Discord server.
• Please do not report users or IPs with only one contribution, it is pointless.
• Use the template below. Add a short description and your signature (~~~~) as shown, or else
• THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you feel the need to babble, use the talk page.
• NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!

To report a user

*{{User|<username>}} <your description> ~~~~

To report an IP

*{{IP|<username>}} <your description> ~~~~

To report an IP RANGE (advanced users only)

*{{Range|<username>}}) <your description> ~~~~

Example

*{{User|127.0.0.1}} Blanked [[World of Warcraft]] --~~~~

Would show as

• 127.0.0.1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser Blanked World of Warcraft --Chronarion 00:00, 01 Jan 1970 (UTC)

Attention: "Bad Person" or "Monkey Breath" is not a valid reason for reporting someone to BP. Violators shall be sent for a week in the Alula academy for the Criminally Insane

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RedWarn/Huggle BP

Note to both admins and non-admins: Note that on RedWarn/Huggle BP, new listings are at the bottom instead of the top.

• 31.94.4.183 (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · filter log · WHOIS · RDNS · RBLs · http · block user · block log) Evidently only vandalising pages - Blanker Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 03:38, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

• 311 S Nevada Ave Ivywild Pharmacy (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) tell me this isn't a spambot Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:15, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

• Don't know (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) looks like a troll (Jeff Bezos buys Palestine guy?) Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:00, 14 December 2025 (UTC)

• WorldWideKernelInterconnection (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) Account is evidently a spambot or a compromised account Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:18, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

• TEH EPIC DUDE!!!!! (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) Looks like a duck to me Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:44, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
  • And where does the duck part come into this? I'm not blocking someone simply over having a similar username to another blocked user 15:07, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

• Awh (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) who didn't permaban this clown Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 17:49, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: @DaniPine3: i'm just pinging so this guy gets banned quicker Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 17:52, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: He IS banned, he just has access to his talk page. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:56, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

i just saw that. can somebody take TPA away from the guy now? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 17:56, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

• 2600:4808:356:7E01:7B3E:52BC:5BF6:13A7 (talk · contribs · (/64) · deleted contribs · filter log · WHOIS · RBLs · http · block user · block log) quit it Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:06, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

• Conucopia643 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) oh cool reversi Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:39, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

• Menace to society (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) Uhh... I don't trust the fact that a mobile user just got created after a mobile user got banned... Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:43, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

I may have been mistaken. this guy seems to be a regular user (albeit one who needs to be shown the ropes) Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:59, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

• Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) most likely a spambot Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:45, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I too find this user's username suspicious, but unless there's evidence of it I don't think we should frame it as such. this is a satirical wiki after all, so it makes sense that users log in with nonsensical names. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:48, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

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