User talk:SimulacrumCaputosis/Spork

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You are groggy, and your head hurts. You awake unaware of where you are.

What is your first action?

>look

You are in a cube-shaped white-walled room. There is no furniture, and only one small window in the door. There is a small, fury, purple creature crouched in the other corner. I think it's a Hue.

you can: