User:KneeChee27

“Don't thank me; thank boredom.”
~ KneeChee27 on misdirected gratitude

KneeChee27 (Jantember 27, 6014 - Auguary 3, 1958), also apparently known as Kneech by an assorted lot of miscreants and ne'er-do-wells, is infamous for his complete lack of approval for out-of-tune wind chimes. That's pretty much the only thing he's known for.

History

Pre-Life

Most historians will agree, this was a very dull time for KneeChee.

Life

Most licensed physicians will agree, this was a very dull time for KneeChee.

Death

Most grave robbers will agree, this was a very profitable time for all involved.

Contributions

Below, you can find an assortment of things I've made purely out of boredom. When I have free time on my hands (or a particularly unenjoyable school assignment), I'll usually hop over to RadicalX's Corner and look for something quick, easy, and — most importantly — interesting to make. I also pretend to take personal requests, should you have any.

Articles

Ent (Article) - Boring
HowTo:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life (Article) - Featured
Marcus Fenix (Article) - Lame
Viva Piñata (Article) - Terrible, and possibly racist
The Abyss (Directory for my Personal User Pages) - Not actually an article

'Shops

All the shops (ALL of them) - A complete mess

Miscellaneous crap that I can't easily categorize...

This is a mess o' junk that people have felt obligated to throw at me. Please, feel free to do the same.

	Potatochopper of the Month June 2008

This user created Ent, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

The-Real-Syko has awarded you a cookie!
For tackling noobs.

Featured Image: ShitterParadox.png

This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: HowTo:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Cyber Ninjastar

For you fantastic image for my High School article. The fact that you looked up an old request and fulfilled it shows that you are indeed an exemplary chopper. –SysRq

MSPaint Ninjastar

For your contributions at RadicalX's corner. Choppers seem to be becoming a minority these days, so bless you! –Sonje

Thou art brave and talented!

The Perfect Sandwich

Without further ado, I present to you the perfect sandwich — the very object which drew you to my page in the first place, no doubt. This mystical comestible — the very one you lay eyes on, right now — is ageless, timeless, and, most importantly, priceless. You may look, but DO NOT TOUCH; for none have survived the curse of the perfect sandwich.