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This user feels a strong compulsion to kill every single God-damned Commie bastard that they meet.
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Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. | |
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| This user should not be trusted. | |
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
17 years, 10 months and 13 days.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. | |
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. | |
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. | |
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| See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. | |
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| No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See? | |
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USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! | USB!!!!!11 |
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. | |
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crapload | This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to UN:USB. | ubx–
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. | |
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| I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future. | |
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. | |
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Color | This user likes random colored userboxes. | Color |
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[ insert content here ] | This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. | [ insert content here ] |
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... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. | ... |
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. | |
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| This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. | |
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| This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia. | |
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies | |
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about. | |
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| This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. | |
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| This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. | |
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