User:The-Real-Syko

A Brief Announcement

OMGITSALIONGETINTHECAR. Or. Not. It's just a furry in the jacks.

It has come to our attention that there may be people reading this page, and the management does not take kindly to such behaviour. If you do not leave within ten seconds, you will either be tp'd home or A Sploded. Now sit through the articles I've grifted from the admins.

• Sonic The Hedgehog - Did two major rewrites on this, but it's still not out of the woods yet. Keeps getting attacked by IP fanboys and IP fanboys with a long enough attention span to register. Quasi-featured!
• List of Sonic Characters Nobody's Ever Heard Of - Created this from scratch because I felt the background cast of Sonic needed a mention, but they didn't warrant individual articles. Has been given the blessing of an admin!
• Linkin Park - Another victim of fanboy-bombing, it's a reasonable article that just needed a watchful eye.
• Daft Punk - I created this article years ago on an IP address and most of it has survived to this day! Woo.

bleh.

And Now For Something Completely Different

Uncyclopedia:Babel

uk N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk N

es 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. es 2

ire-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Irish. ire-2

fr 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. fr 1

fur 4 This user speaks Furry at a near-native level. fur 4

re 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English. re 3

au P This fucker speaks 'Straylyan heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. au P

du 0 This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). du 0

Pie X This user only speaks Pie enough to seduce native Pie speakers. Pie X

us G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us G

17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G

This user hates Mozilla Firefox and furthermore believes that open-source is a load of old rubbish.

BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL

This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies. The only reason they use it is because they have to.

hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!

? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

IC This user would contribute to Imperial Colonization, but is a lazy ass. IC

You may be looking for Oscar Wilde and not even know it!

You may be looking for The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time and not even know it!

You may be looking for Scientology and not even know it!

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for User:Gusto-Pastel? Oh wait you were... shit.

I UPLOAD PICTURES NOW. HEAD WILL ASPLODE.

Run, Eggy, Run!

The most redundant use of springs in history.

Sonic team gone mad.

Some of Knuckles' less proud moments.

Tails is a bad boy when Sonic's not looking.

A VERY bad boy.

User:The-Real-Syko/Furry I need links to my userspace pages. User:The-Real-Syko/sig User:The-Real-Syko/sigarchive User:The-Real-Syko/Furryconstruction