User talk:The-Real-Syko

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I will copy this here, because I dont know how aswering Talks works here:

Dont know if it works like this and you can read it, hope so.

Thanks for the welcome and I will enjoy as long as I dont break rules :P

The Rouge Pics? Site called Rule 34. The rouge site would need more pictures like this. *thumbs up*

Account Change

What was with the account change, and the change back to the original? If it was because I credited the Sonic the Hedgehog article to this one, I don't think it matters which account it's credited to. --Mnbvcxz 22:57, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

I had some drama to ditch, but I think it's all gone now. I don't think it followed me to Uncyclopedia anyway, but you can never be too careful. The-Real-Syko 23:51, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks For Your Halp!

On Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

OBSERVE THIS GIANT ANGRY TILDE

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

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—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 01:34, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Lolwhut? Oh. I forgot to add a sig to that one comment. It wasn't even a vote anyway, I was just commenting that I'd nominated him before. Gis ym esiladnav! _LOB 16:12, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry man im new to this whole thing and im still learning

What? Dude, I don't recognise your IP address. Sign in if you have an account and date your posts with four tildes ~~~~. Gis ym esiladnav! _LOB 16:59, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

IC reminder

Hi The-Real-Syko, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:21, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

IC you

"# 14:48, 26 July 2010 (hist) (diff) Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization ‎ (→Current conscripts: ohai guise, a year later i'm reapplying)"
You're in. We start at the beginning of the month. Welcome back.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 06:51 (UTC)

Avast me hearties!

By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again! Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar. Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes.

(See also: Forum:Drumming up the IC furor!)

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase (Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. -- 15:11, March 21, 2011 (UTC)