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FDR (pronounced like DDR, except he couldn't dance because he had polio)
32nd President of the United States
In office March 4, 1933–April 12, 1945 (Dates almost as irregular as his walk)
Vice President	Three different dudes, mostly to help him get up the stairs.
Preceded by	The vacuum guy.
Succeeded by	The guy who imprisoned Jim Carrey in that one movie.
Personal details
Born	Franklin Delano Roosevelt January 30, 1882(1882-01-30)
Died	April 12, 1945(1945-04-12)
Political party	Democratic Party
Spouse	She had a thing for girls and cripples. (1905-1945)
Children	Six, so that limb still worked.
Alma mater	Harvard Law School
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (/ˈroʊzəvəlt/, his own pronunciation and who argues with a disabled guy?) (January 30, 1882 – April 12, 1945), was

and the 32nd President of the United States to frequently insert his D. into things where it wasn't necessary.

The wonky legged bastard even managed to inspire the Allies to victory over the Axis. What a little trooper.

Personal life

Early life and education

"Delano" (as he was nicknamed for reasons too obscene to be explained here) developed a love of the motorcoach. While driving it to his Aunt Bertha's house, the young future president flipped his wheels and caught whooping cough before hitting the ground. He was killed instantly, making him the first president to die before being elected. However, he would be confined to a wheelchair for the remainder of his life, and would even be buried in it.

Governor of New York, 1929–1932

FDR on the lookout for loose women in New York with George VI.

Upon his election as Governor of New York, Roosevelt is rumored to have said, "Betty, if I knew where I had it last, it wouldn't be lost! Please help me find it!" It is not known to what he was referring.

1932 presidential election

In the election of 1932, Roosevelt was literally elected in a landslide when Republican incumbent Herbert Hoover, his only opponent, was crushed to death by cascading rocks.

The romance of FDR has become a captivating story portrayed in biographies and numerous A&E specials. Faced with depression-hit America during the mid-30's, the President was faced with a need to pacify the growing anxiety amongst the populous. While the creation of labor groups and employment agencies were recommended, Roosevelt took an unexpected, completely irrational approach and left his wife of 24 years, saying in a famous defense, "There is nothing to fear except commitment... and spiders... and the dark." The words, albeit nonsensical, stuck with the public, later the motto amongst dead-beat dads everywhere.

Presidency, 1933–1945

Roosevelt signing something into law. What? Use your imagination!

Third term, 1941–1945

Policies

Good god! IS that HIS BUSH!?

Pearl Harbor and declarations of war

The United States did not wish to enter the war. President Roosevelt promised that they would not enter the war, but the promise could not be kept. Ironically, this isn't the only time we've been lied to by presidents.

The Japanese had different thoughts as well. It was following acts and practices that led the United States in attempted isolationism that really pushed the Japanese buttons.

On December 7, the time was nigh for an attack and the Japanese brutally destroyed Pearl Harbor. The real break was when the USS Arizona was sunk by a Japanese strike. It was time for war.

War plans

Chiang Kai-shek, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Winston Churchill, cover up their erections, 1943.

Reference Manhattan Engineering District#The Manhattan Project?

Portraits

Photos

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  Age 11, 1893

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  Age 18, Massachusetts, 1900

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  Age 50, Man of the Year of TIME Magazine, 1932

Paintings

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  Unfinished portrait, 1945

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  Official presidential portrait, 1947

See also

• History 101: How the NSDAP was formed

External links

• Franklin Delano Roosevelt and tedious small talk