List of Presidents of the United States

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Presidents[edit | edit source]

List of presidents of the United States from 1789 – till date.
No. Portrait Name
(birth–death) 		Term Party Election Vice President Notes Quote
1 Painting of George Washington Washington, GeorgeGeorge Washington
(1732–1799) 		April 30, 1789}}
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March 4, 1797 		Unaffiliated 1788–89 John Adams
2 Painting of John Adams Adams, JohnJohn Adams
(1735–1826) 		March 4, 1797
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March 4, 1801 		Federalist 1796 Thomas Jefferson
3 Painting of Thomas Jefferson Jefferson, ThomasThomas Jefferson
(1743–1826) 		March 4, 1801
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March 4, 1809 		Democratic-
Republican 		1800 Aaron Burr First president in office to be transgender and a Hatsune Miku fan.
4 Painting of James Madison Madison, JamesJames Madison
(1751–1836) 		March 4, 1809
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March 4, 1817 		Democratic-
Republican 		1808 George Clinton
5 Painting of James Monroe Monroe, JamesJames Monroe
(1758–1831) 		March 4, 1817
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March 4, 1825 		Democratic-
Republican 		1816 Daniel D. Tompkins
6 Painting of John Quincy Adams Adams, John QuincyJohn Quincy Adams
(1767–1848) 		March 4, 1825
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March 4, 1829 		Democratic-
Republican 		1824 John C. Calhoun
7 Painting of Andrew Jackson Jackson, AndrewAndrew Jackson
(1767–1845) 		March 4, 1829
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March 4, 1837 		Democratic 1828 Michael Jackson After his presidency, Andrew would form a band with his four brothers called The Jackson 5.
8 DVP.jpg Van Buren, MartinMartin Van Buren
(1782–1862) 		March 4, 1837
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March 4, 1841 		Democratic 1836 Richard Mentor Johnson
9 William H Harrison meme.jpeg Harrison, William HenryWilliam Henry Harrison
(1773–1841) 		March 4, 1841
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April 4, 1841 		Whig 1840 John Tyler Couldn't even last a single day as president before kicking the bucket.
10 Charlton Heston NRA.jpg Tyler, JohnJohn Tyler
(1790–1862) 		April 4, 1841
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March 4, 1845 		Whig Vacant throughout
presidency
11 Black-and-white photographic portrait of James K. Polk Polk, James K.James K. Polk
(1795–1849) 		March 4, 1845
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March 4, 1849 		Democratic 1844 George M. Dallas
12 Black-and-white photographic portrait of Zachary Taylor Taylor, ZacharyZachary Taylor
(1784–1850) 		March 4, 1849
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July 9, 1850 		Whig 1848 Millard Fillmore
13 Photographic portrait of Millard Fillmore Fillmore, MillardMillard Fillmore
(1800–1874) 		July 9, 1850
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March 4, 1853 		Whig Vacant throughout
presidency
14 Photographic portrait of Franklin Pierce Pierce, FranklinFranklin Pierce
(1804–1869) 		March 4, 1853
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March 4, 1857 		Democratic 1852 William R. King
15 Photographic portrait of James Buchanan Buchanan, JamesJames Buchanan
(1791–1868) 		March 4, 1857
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March 4, 1861 		Democratic 1856 John C. Breckinridge
16 Photographic portrait of Abraham Lincoln Lincoln, AbrahamAbraham Lincoln
(1809–1865) 		March 4, 1861
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April 15, 1865 		Republican 1860/1864 Hannibal Hamlin/Andrew Johnson Notable for leaving the mortal realm with a bang.
17 Photographic portrait of Andrew Johnson Johnson, AndrewAndrew Johnson
(1808–1875) 		April 15, 1865
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March 4, 1869 		Democratic Vacant throughout
presidency
18 Black-and-white photographic portrait of Ulysses S. Grant Grant, Ulysses S.Ulysses S. Grant
(1822–1885) 		March 4, 1869
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March 4, 1877 		Republican 1868/1872 Schuyler Colfax - Henry Wilson
19 Black-and-white photographic portrait of Rutherford B. Hayes Hayes, Rutherford B.Rutherford B. Hayes
(1822–1893) 		March 4, 1877
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March 4, 1881 		Republican 1876 William A. Wheeler
20 Photographic portrait of James A. Garfield Garfield, James A.James A. Garfield
(1831–1881) 		March 4, 1881
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September 19, 1881 		Republican 1880 Chester A. Arthur Died during his term from eating too much lasagna.
21 Photographic portrait of Chester A. Arthur Arthur, Chester A.Chester A. Arthur
(1829–1886) 		September 19, 1881
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March 4, 1885 		Republican Vacant throughout
presidency
22 Groverstamp.jpg Cleveland, GroverGrover Cleveland
(1837–1908)
1st term 		March 4, 1885
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March 4, 1889 		Democratic 1884 Cookie Monster
23 Photographic portrait of Benjamin Harrison Harrison, BenjaminBenjamin Harrison
(1833–1901) 		March 4, 1889
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March 4, 1893 		Republican 1888 Levi P. Morton
24 Photographic portrait of Grover Cleveland Cleveland, GroverGrover Cleveland
(1837–1908)
2nd term 		March 4, 1893
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March 4, 1897 		Democratic 1892 Elmo
25 Black-and-white photographic portrait of William McKinley McKinley, WilliamWilliam McKinley
(1843–1901) 		March 4, 1897
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September 14, 1901 		Republican 1896/1900 Theodore Roosevelt
26 Photographic portrait of Theodore Roosevelt Roosevelt, TheodoreTheodore Roosevelt
(1858–1919) 		September 14, 1901
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March 4, 1909 		Republican 1904 Charles W. Fairbanks
27 Photographic portrait of William Howard Taft Taft, William HowardWilliam Howard Taft
(1857–1930) 		March 4, 1909
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March 4, 1913 		Republican 1908 James S. Sherman Had to work outside the Oval Office because he couldn't fit through the White House's doors.
28 Mr Wilson.jpg Wilson, WoodrowWoodrow Wilson
(1856–1924) 		March 4, 1913
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March 4, 1921 		Democratic 1912/1916 Thomas R. Marshall
29 Photographic portrait of Warren G. Harding Harding, Warren G.Warren G. Harding
(1865–1923) 		March 4, 1921
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August 2, 1923 		Republican 1920 Calvin Coolidge
30 Black-and-white photographic portrait of Calvin Coolidge Coolidge, CalvinCalvin Coolidge
(1872–1933) 		August 2, 1923
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March 4, 1929 		Republican 1924 Charles G. Dawes
31 Photographic portrait of Herbert Hoover Hoover, HerbertHerbert Hoover
(1874–1964) 		March 4, 1929
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March 4, 1933 		Republican 1928 Charles Curtis
32 Photographic portrait of Franklin D. Roosevelt Roosevelt, Franklin D.Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882–1945) 		March 4, 1933
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April 12, 1945 		Democratic 1932/1936/1940/1944 Harry S. Truman
33 Photographic portrait of Harry S. Truman Truman, Harry S.Harry S. Truman
(1884–1972) 		April 12, 1945 Democratic 1948 Alben W. Barkley
34 Photographic portrait of Dwight D. Eisenhower Eisenhower, Dwight D.Dwight D. Eisenhower
(1890–1969) 		January 20, 1953
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January 20, 1961 		Republican 1952/1956 Richard Nixon
35 Photographic portrait of John F. Kennedy Kennedy, John F.John F. Kennedy
(1917–1963) 		January 20, 1961
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November 22, 1963 		Democratic 1960 Lyndon B. Johnson
36 Photographic portrait of Lyndon B. Johnson Johnson, Lyndon B.Lyndon B. Johnson
(1908–1973) 		November 22, 1963
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January 20, 1969 		Democratic Hubert Humphrey 1964
37 Photographic portrait of Richard Nixon Nixon, DickDick Nixon
(1913–1994) 		January 20, 1969
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August 9, 1974 		Republican 1968 Gerald Ford Known for never stealing anything, ever.
38 Photographic portrait of Gerald Ford Ford, GeraldGerald Ford
(1913–2006) 		August 9, 1974 Republican Nelson Rockefeller Vacant through
December 19, 1974
39 Photographic portrait of Jimmy Carter Carter, JimmyJimmy Carter
(1924–2024) 		January 20, 1977
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January 20, 1981 		Democratic 1976 Mr. Peanut
40 Photographic portrait of Ronald Reagan Reagan, RonaldRonald Reagan
(1911–2004) 		January 20, 1981
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January 20, 1989 		Republican 1980/1984 George H. W. Bush Pretty much everything world in the world is this guy's fault.
41 Photographic portrait of George H. W. Bush Bush, George H. W.George H. W. Bush
(1924–2018) 		January 20, 1989
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January 20, 1993 		Republican 1988 Dan Quayle Righteous soldier in the War on Drugs and the War on Terra.
42 Photographic portrait of Bill Clinton Clinton, BillBill Clinton
(1946) 		January 20, 1993
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January 20, 2001 		Democratic 1992/1996 Al Gore Notable for his long-lasting marriage which he did not goof with a fellatio from a reporter.
43 Photographic portrait of George W. Bush Bush, George W.George W. Bush
(1946) 		January 20, 2001
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January 20, 2009 		Republican 2000/2004 Dick "Literally Satan" Cheney
44 Photographic portrait of Barack Obama Obama, BarackBarack Obama
(1961) 		January 20, 2009
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January 20, 2017 		Communist 2008/2012 Sleepy Joe First POTUS to not have been born in the US.
45 Photographic portrait of Mr. Garrison Garrison, Mr.Mr. Garrison
(1956) 		January 20, 2017
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January 20, 2021 		Republican 2016 Mr. Hat United States' second transgender president.
46 Photographic portrait of Joe Biden Biden, JoeJoe Biden
(1942) 		January 20, 2021
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January 20, 2025 		Democratic 2020 Kamala Harris Had to be relevated by Harris during the latter parts of his term because he wouldn't stop sleeping in the office.
47 Photographic portrait of Donald Trump Trump, DonaldDonald Trump
(1946) 		January 20, 2025
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Incumbent 		Republican 2024 JD Vance
? Photographic portrait of Inanimate Sponge Sponge, InanimateInanimate Sponge
(1996) 		January 20, 2025
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Incumbent 		Democratic 2034 JD Vance's wife Objectively the best politician to have ever served as POTUS.

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