List of Presidents of the United States
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“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace List of Presidents of the United States throughout the world.”
– Charles Darwin on List of Presidents of the United States
This is a complete list of Presidents of the United States. It you wish to edit the list, please use a time machine and alter history. (Remember to file an application before the Department of Chronological Security before engaging in historical revisionism.)
Presidents[edit | edit source]
| No. | Portrait | Name (birth–death) |
Term | Party | Election | Vice President | Notes | Quote | ||||
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George Washington (1732–1799) |
April 30, 1789}} – March 4, 1797 |
Unaffiliated | 1788–89 | John Adams | ||||||
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John Adams (1735–1826) |
March 4, 1797 – March 4, 1801 |
Federalist | 1796 | Thomas Jefferson | ||||||
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Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) |
March 4, 1801 – March 4, 1809 |
Democratic- Republican |
1800 | Aaron Burr | First president in office to be transgender and a Hatsune Miku fan. | |||||
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James Madison (1751–1836) |
March 4, 1809 – March 4, 1817 |
Democratic- Republican |
1808 | George Clinton | ||||||
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James Monroe (1758–1831) |
March 4, 1817 – March 4, 1825 |
Democratic- Republican |
1816 | Daniel D. Tompkins | ||||||
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John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) |
March 4, 1825 – March 4, 1829 |
Democratic- Republican |
1824 | John C. Calhoun | ||||||
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Andrew Jackson (1767–1845) |
March 4, 1829 – March 4, 1837 |
Democratic | 1828 | Michael Jackson | After his presidency, Andrew would form a band with his four brothers called The Jackson 5. |
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Martin Van Buren (1782–1862) |
March 4, 1837 – March 4, 1841 |
Democratic | 1836 | Richard Mentor Johnson | Known for being a snob. And having the grandest sideburns | |||||
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William Henry Harrison (1773–1841) |
March 4, 1841 – April 4, 1841 |
Whig | 1840 | John Tyler | Couldn't even last a single day as president before kicking the bucket. | |||||
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John Tyler (1790–1862) |
April 4, 1841 – March 4, 1845 |
Whig | Vacant throughout presidency |
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James K. Polk (1795–1849) |
March 4, 1845 – March 4, 1849 |
Democratic | 1844 | George M. Dallas | ||||||
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Zachary Taylor (1784–1850) |
March 4, 1849 – July 9, 1850 |
Whig | 1848 | Millard Fillmore | ||||||
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Millard Fillmore (1800–1874) |
July 9, 1850 – March 4, 1853 |
Whig | Vacant throughout presidency |
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Franklin Pierce (1804–1869) |
March 4, 1853 – March 4, 1857 |
Democratic | 1852 | William R. King | ||||||
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James Buchanan (1791–1868) |
March 4, 1857 – March 4, 1861 |
Democratic | 1856 | John C. Breckinridge | Known for doing absolutely nothing. Possibly America's first [closeted] gay president. But who knows? | |||||
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Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) |
March 4, 1861 – April 15, 1865 |
Republican | 1860/1864 | Hannibal Hamlin/Andrew Johnson | Notable for leaving the mortal realm with a bang. | |||||
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Andrew Johnson (1808–1875) |
April 15, 1865 – March 4, 1869 |
Democratic | Vacant throughout presidency |
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Ulysses S. Grant (1822–1885) |
March 4, 1869 – March 4, 1877 |
Republican | 1868/1872 | Schuyler Colfax - Henry Wilson |
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Rutherford B. Hayes (1822–1893) |
March 4, 1877 – March 4, 1881 |
Republican | 1876 | William A. Wheeler | ||||||
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James A. Garfield (1831–1881) |
March 4, 1881 – September 19, 1881 |
Republican | 1880 | Chester A. Arthur | Died during his term from eating too much lasagna. |
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Chester A. Arthur (1829–1886) |
September 19, 1881 – March 4, 1885 |
Republican | Vacant throughout presidency |
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Grover Cleveland (1837–1908) 1st term |
March 4, 1885 – March 4, 1889 |
Democratic | 1884 | Cookie Monster | ||||||
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Benjamin Harrison (1833–1901) |
March 4, 1889 – March 4, 1893 |
Republican | 1888 | Levi P. Morton | ||||||
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Grover Cleveland (1837–1908) 2nd term |
March 4, 1893 – March 4, 1897 |
Democratic | 1892 | Elmo | ||||||
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William McKinley (1843–1901) |
March 4, 1897 – September 14, 1901 |
Republican | 1896/1900 | Theodore Roosevelt | ||||||
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919) |
September 14, 1901 – March 4, 1909 |
Republican | 1904 | Charles W. Fairbanks | ||||||
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William Howard Taft (1857–1930) |
March 4, 1909 – March 4, 1913 |
Republican | 1908 | James S. Sherman | Had to work outside the Oval Office because he couldn't fit through the White House's doors. | |||||
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Woodrow Wilson (1856–1924) |
March 4, 1913 – March 4, 1921 |
Democratic | 1912/1916 | Thomas R. Marshall | ||||||
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Warren G. Harding (1865–1923) |
March 4, 1921 – August 2, 1923 |
Republican | 1920 | Calvin Coolidge | ||||||
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Calvin Coolidge (1872–1933) |
August 2, 1923 – March 4, 1929 |
Republican | 1924 | Charles G. Dawes | ||||||
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Herbert Hoover (1874–1964) |
March 4, 1929 – March 4, 1933 |
Republican | 1928 | Charles Curtis | ||||||
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882–1945) |
March 4, 1933 – April 12, 1945 |
Democratic | 1932/1936/1940/1944 | Harry S. Truman | He's why we have a two term limit now | |||||
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Harry S. Truman (1884–1972) |
April 12, 1945 | Democratic | 1948 | Alben W. Barkley | Dropped the bomb on 'em | |||||
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Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890–1969) |
January 20, 1953 – January 20, 1961 |
Republican | 1952/1956 | Richard Nixon | The guy who invented highways | |||||
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John F. Kennedy (1917–1963) |
January 20, 1961 – November 22, 1963 |
Democratic | 1960 | Lyndon B. Johnson |
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Lyndon B. Johnson (1908–1973) |
November 22, 1963 – January 20, 1969 |
Democratic | Hubert Humphrey | 1964 |
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Dick Nixon (1913–1994) |
January 20, 1969 – August 9, 1974 |
Republican | 1968 | Gerald Ford | Known for never stealing anything, ever. |
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Gerald Ford (1913–2006) |
August 9, 1974 | Republican | Nelson Rockefeller | Vacant through December 19, 1974 |
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Jimmy Carter (1924–2024) |
January 20, 1977 – January 20, 1981 |
Democratic | 1976 | Mr. Peanut | ||||||
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Ronald Reagan (1911–2004) |
January 20, 1981 – January 20, 1989 |
Republican | 1980/1984 | George H. W. Bush | Pretty much everything world in the world is this guy's fault. |
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George H. W. Bush (1924–2018) |
January 20, 1989 – January 20, 1993 |
Republican | 1988 | Dan Quayle | Righteous soldier in the War on Drugs and the War on Terra, terrible with money though. |
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Bill Clinton (1946) |
January 20, 1993 – January 20, 2001 |
Democratic | 1992/1996 | Al Gore | Notable for his long-lasting marriage which he did not goof with a fellatio from a reporter. |
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George W. Bush (1946) |
January 20, 2001 – January 20, 2009 |
Republican | 2000/2004 | Dick "Literally Satan" Cheney | Anti terr-ism soldier just like his daddy, just with a Texan drawl. |
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Barack Obama (1961) |
January 20, 2009 – January 20, 2017 |
Communist | 2008/2012 | Sleepy Joe | First POTUS to not have been born in the US. |
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Mr. Garrison (1956) |
January 20, 2017 – January 20, 2021 |
Republican | 2016 | Mr. Hat | United States' second transgender president. | |||||
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Joe Biden (1942) |
January 20, 2021 – January 20, 2025 |
Democratic | 2020 | Kamala Harris | Had to be relevated by Harris during the latter parts of his term because he wouldn't stop sleeping in the office. |
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Donald Trump (1946) |
January 20, 2025 – Incumbent |
Republican | 2024 | JD Vance |
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Inanimate Sponge (1996) |
January 20, 2025 – Incumbent |
Democratic | 2034 | JD Vance's wife | Objectively the best politician to have ever served as POTUS. | |||||
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