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Article: Filial Piety

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Nominated by: -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 11:52, Apr. 17, 2010
For: 26
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F - VFH is running slow, so I'm going through the ol' quasi-featured archive. Articles written in the form of a story from grandpa always amuse me. Though we've already featured at least two, so, like grandpa, it might be starting to get old and worn out. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 11:52, Apr. 17, 2010
  2. For I read this one just recently, either from a random page spin or from the quasi list, and liked it. Grandpa always has another story to tell, that's why it's sometimes best to set him down on the porch with his paper and sneak back into the house. Aleister in Chains 11:59 17 4 MMX
  3. HOLY SHIT YES!! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:10, 17 April 2010
  4. FOR GREAT JUSTICE! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:15, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Thinmint.jpg I know how to respect my elders. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 02:38,18April,2010
  6. FUCK YES  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 02:52 Apr 18, 2010 02:52, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For. Carry on, my wayward son. -RAHB 09:58, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  8. What up. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:41, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Yep.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  10. For --I'mthedaddy 22:25, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  11. For. Megaman126512 01:12, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  12. For. Reminds me of my Grandpa. No, that was my uncle. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:32, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For. Is ok. Would be better without the direct links which have no secret or humorous tie-in to the story.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  24 Apr 2010 ~ 01:59 (UTC)
  14. I'm on the For Bandwagon with this.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:40 25 April 2010
  15. FUCKYEAHMAN Love, Ethine sig.png 
  16. Funny Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:58, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  17. Weakish-Forish.I liked it when I read it a looooong time ago, but not so much now, but still, anyway... ~Scriptsiggy.JPGPlease talk to me. Please. MUN CUN RotM 10:13, Apr 26, 2010
  18. Fuck it, feature it. A Wizard Did It was featured, and this is better than that, so, you know, whatever. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:29, Apr 29
    No it's not and that's a poor reason to change your mind. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:38, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
    No u. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:07, Apr 30
    Nothing is better than OJ did it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 08:16, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  19. For Unless I already voted and forgot. In which case, abstain. --Sog1970 21:40, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  20. For. Why is Grandpa staring at me like that? Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 04:54, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  21. For. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:48, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  22. For. Get this featured! Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:39, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  23. am I the only person reading this for the first time? I thought so. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 17:57, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  24. Symbol for vote.svg Twenty-For     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   13:04, Thursday 13 May 2010  
  25. For. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:52, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
  26. I was a fence sitter on this one, swinging wildly back and forth between for and against. I like it but I'm not sure about it at the same time. Finally, seeing the fuss that we've all made over it, I am voting Symbol for vote.svg  simply because I think if we're going to have this much debate as seasoned Uncyclopedians, how are the general public going to react? Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 01:34, May 15 2010 UTC
Against: 15
  1. Against. Per the other eight thousand times, including one, like, two weeks ago. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:29, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Is that where I read it before! Some people like, some people no like. But the tale goes on and on. Aleister in Chains 20:08 17 4
  2. Against. per long standing tradition. Mn-z 02:09, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  3. oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh facepalm fail --Roman Dog Bird 02:49, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. ChiefjusticePS2 10:22, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
    Against. Again and again and again and there's something right with the world today, and everybody knows it's wrong, but we can tell 'em no or we could let it go, but I would rather be a-hangin' on... Anyway, as per the last 40 times. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:05, Apr 18 The game got changed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:29, Apr 29
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. per my vote last time. word for word. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:01 EST 18 April, 2010
  6. Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:26, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. Remains stained by the attempt by others to railroad this to featuredom before. It's also not funny either just very very creepy! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:36, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Nyet. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 11:23, Apr 24 2010
  9. Symbol declined.svg Lol. IronLung 04:12, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol declined.svg Against. --EMC [TALK] 03:58 May 3 2010
  11. Against Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:00, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol declined.svg Against. Don't care about whether it's first-person. Just didn't like it.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 19:28, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Against vote in order to cancel out UU's vote, which was, in fact, the worst vote ever cast in the entire history of Uncyclopedia. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:36, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
    I knew if I really tried, one day something I did would stand out! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:06, May 7
  14. Against. Poor Under_User. He's really been driven insane by these injokes. --Matfen 16:55, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Against. - I like many of the authors articles, especially Selective Inbreeding which is an inspiration for people, like myself, who find their own relatives sexy. This one just does not land for me.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:53, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol question.svg Question. Can anyone voting against tell me what their original reason was to vote against this? That way I don't have to skim through all the nominations. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:14, 18 April 2010
    Can't speak for anyone else, but my incredibly complicated reason is that I don't find it funny. And I do read the darn thing every time in case I change my mind. But I still don't. Subjectivity and all that. Ah well. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:21, Apr 18
    I hate articles written in the first person or that have some kind of non-encyclopedic theme going on. for example: this shit. --Roman Dog Bird 17:29, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
    This is actually the most encyclopedic article I've ever written. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:43, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
    True, but it's still in first person perspective. I can see how it works, but it still bugs me man, ya dig? --Roman Dog Bird 19:42, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment on Happytimes' vote: links are what make this a wiki and not a disconnected bunch of random pages. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:51, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
True, but when you link the word, "the," or the word, "or," or the word, "word," what's the point? None of those has anything to do with the sentiment of my thoughts. Links should cause interest. Often times I find as much enjoyment seeing the selected links of an article as the article itself -- this one had a few, but failed throughout and I stopped reading them at some point.
In review these were funny and well thought out: grow up, other stuff, going commando, Ever see a grown man naked?, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, "times of troubles"
And then these acted as a full stop, pulled my concentration from the story and caused me to wonder why they were used at all as I can see no connection to the story: chair, religion, karma, key, world, fortune cookie, Confucius, question, television, China, five, incense.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Apr 2010 ~ 00:51 (UTC)
You seem to be new to links or reading articles. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:06, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
Well, reading in general, really.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01 May 2010 ~ 02:56 (UTC)
Links don't have to be funny, silly. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:42, May 6, 2010 (UTC)


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