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 The sports world was rocked yesterday when one of the greatest athletes of all time came out of the closet. He is the first badminton player to officially come out before retiring. "I'm proud of who I am and I'm strong enough to deal with whatever anyone will throw at me," said Chan Lee. Chan had admitted what everyone in the badminton world already knew. He had been spotted going to strip clubs and was seen in the back of a limo with five supermodels. "My teammates even went with me to straight bars. They were really supportive." When asked if he had a girlfriend his cheeks blushed and he avoided the question. Chan's news has made world headlines, and he is expected to appear on The Man Show tonight – along with Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, and other athletes who stunned the world when they admitted they were straight. Chan is known as one of the most macho badminton players on the circuit. He has clocked a birdie faster than five kilometres per hour and is infamous for his ability to win matches in less than a minute.(Full article...) |