Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue
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Current time: 10:10pm, 1 January 2026 UTC
Time until switchover: 110 minutes ()
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 Let's get one thing straight, my dear Wats-onium. (Puffs cigar). When you're talking magnetism, you're talking about me. I've got the highest magnetic moment of ANY naturally occurring element. You could call it a magnetic personality. I pull the facts right out of the air. Things are just drawn to me. Like you, and don't deny it. It's a gift, from me to you. (Gestures to empty seat in front of desk) In my pure, elemental form, I'm a bright, silvery character. Soft enough to be cut with a knife, IF you can get close enough. But I don't stay pristine for long. (Coughs). The streets of this world, this city, the damp air, they tarnish me, give me a yellowish oxide coat. (Coughs again). It adds character, and everyone loves character. (Throws down cigar and picks up pipe). (Full article...) |