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UnNews:Canada's international reputation wreck found in the Arctic Ocean
- Article feature date: 20 July 2025
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20 July 2025
Ottawa, Canada -- A search team announced today the discovery of the International Reputation of Canada, whose wreck was resting under 8,000 feet of ice and water in the Arctic Ocean.
"This major discovery helps us have a better understanding of the form and content of what was once the international image of Canada around the world," said a researcher. "Since 2006, we thought it had been totally wiped out!"
The first analysis suggests that Canada once was a credible player in the areas of global warming, apartheid opposition, fighting wealth inequalities and peace promotion. Canada had even created organizations to encourage dialogue and friendship between nations. These organizations were also resting on the ocean floor.
"The younger people will not remember it, but Canada used to be a credible interlocutor on the international scene," said a baffled scientist. "Of course, this dates from way back, in the middle of the 2000s, but the old folks still talk about it." (Full article...)
Water
- Article feature date: 22 July 2025
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22 July 2025
Water is a colorless and abundant substance that's foolishly believed to be harmless and essential to life. No. More than 99.9% of the entire world population is so addicted to it they would fucking die were they deprived of this product. So severe would the withdrawal symptoms be they would, at best, have days to live without medical intervention. Humans, who have opened their eyes know they can live water free with meditation, inhaling diamond dust or drinking human and animal blood (just like paleo-cavemen used to do). We don't need water. Water is a scam. How many animals do you see drinking water? Only pets like cats and dogs that are forced to. Other animals don't. (You cannot find a single example if you tried.) It's unnatural. Humans started drinking water 5,000 years ago and this mind-virus spread and has never retreated. Little do they know the plan was designed from the beginning by a cabal of mentally challenged Mesopotamians who set the framework for mass human suffering (more later).
The elite don't want you do know that water is responsible for JFK's assassination, 9/11, the Mongol Horde, Princess Diana's murder and, worst of all, the most unforgivable calamity known to man: unleashing Justin Bieber on an unsuspecting world of innocent humans. (Full article...)