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Moccasins
- Article feature date: 15 November 2025
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15 November 2025
“Fools make a mock-at-sin: but among the righteous there is favour.”
Best aristocrat ever
- Article feature date: 4 November 2025
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04 November 2025
"Sorry I'm closing" he said.
"Not until you've seen our audition" said the father.
"Come tomorrow in the morning"
"By tomorrow you'll have lost the most sensational variety show ever to blow people's faces off".
"Okay...you've got 5 minutes" said the talent agent. (Full article...)
Morning
- Article feature date: 5 November 2025
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05 November 2025
Morning is the time of day when most people, except drug addicts and alcoholics, wake up after a good night's sleep. Morning is defined by the time the sun rises over the eastern horizon, if you're in the northern hemisphere, or when it goes down over the eastern horizon if you're in the southern hemisphere. "Morning" is brighter than "night", unless you live nearer to the moon than you do to the sun. (Full article...)
UnNews:A dingo ate my baby
- Article feature date: 6 November 2025
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06 November 2025
Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia;
John Biasedreporter: We're here in Alice Springs with Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, who says her baby was eaten by a dingo earlier this morning. Lindy?
Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton: I was out on that big-ass rock out near Alice Springs when this damn dingo ate my baby!
John: A dingo, you say?
Lindy: They look all cute from a distance, but they're savage! They should be hunted to extinction, then thrown on the barbie with some shrimp! They're all monstehs! They would probably be delicious with vegemite! Now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot! (Full article...)
HowTo:Eat an orange
- Article feature date: 7 November 2025
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07 November 2025
So you want to know how to eat an orange. Maybe you embarrassed yourself at your friend's orange-themed wedding and don't want to repeat that debacle, or maybe you stuck an orange up your ass and realized too late that oranges don't work that way.[citation needed] This might even be your first time eating an orange! No matter what your deal is with oranges, this handy guide will ensure you can eat oranges with grace and style. (Full article...)
Presidential Wrestling Classic
- Article feature date: 8 November 2025
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08 November 2025
Dick Willie Johnson: Hey there folks! Thank you for tuning in to the Presidential Wrestling Classic! As always I'm your host, Dick Willie Johnson, joined by my good friend and colleague, Bud "Lite" Bigmeat.
Bud: Yes, let me be the first to tell everyone that we have one hell of a show for y'all tonight. This is something truly special.
Dick: Folks, grab a cold beer and just enjoy the show tonight. No matter how old you are, grab a goddamn beer, crack that sumbitch open and get a little buzz going.
Bud: Goddamn right, Dick. I got me some Jack Daniels! My absolute favorite, as I'm sure you all know! (Full article...)
Mario Kart
- Article feature date: 11 November 2025
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11 November 2025
Mario Kart is a CIA-assisted conspiracy project driving simulator franchise developed by the power-hungry Japanese corporation-from-hell known as Nintendo. It has went on to become one of the company's best-selling franchises since its beginning in God-knows-when. Various characters from Nintendo's Super Mario franchise are placed into a massive friendship-destroying hellhole to drive go-carts and annihilate each other with various weapons of mass destruction. While its well-known origins as a coordinated attempt by the paranoid American Central Intelligence Agency to sever bonds between youth in order to reduce the possibilities of juvenile uprisings around the U.S.A. (and the rest of the world) still have influence over the development of modern Mario Kart games, the main driving force nowadays is Nintendo's endless lust and greed. (Full article...)
UnNews:NASA bamboozled as North Star disappears
- Article feature date: 13 November 2025
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13 November 2025
WASHINGTON D.C. -- Horror was brought to NASA's headquarters as the north star, also known as Polaris, had suddenly vanished this night. Outcry has spread across the world, as compasses are exploding everywhere, as their only source of direction has unexpectedly disappeared. The subspecies of human known as "flat earthers" claim this as a victory against the globists, although their statements are complete and utter bullshit.
Now, for our non-space fans here, fucking shoot yourself. Why would you read an article about the North Star disappearing... if you don't know about it? But for the majority of you non-space fans who haven't shot themselves, the description of what the north star is... well, in the name. It's a star aligned perfectly north. If we get rid of it... NO MORE NORTH!
... anyways ... (Full article...)