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Lockheed Martin
- Article feature date: 6 April 2026
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06 April 2026
The Lockheed Martin Nuclear Attack Force and Creators of All Things Aerial and Destructive Corporation, often shortened to read Lockheed Martin Corporation, sometimes Lunkhead Moron Corporation, or even just Lockheed Martin, is an American offense defense company with the singular goal of designing weapons that can more easily turn a person into a fine red mist for the low cost of $5,000,000 per shot. Lockheed Martin is considered the holy grail of job opportunities for anyone interested in engineering, math, ethics, or just the opportunity to obliterate things. They are most well known for their consumer products including the F-22 Raper, the Orion-class spaceships, the C-130 Hunkules, and most notably "Project Pat" missiles. (Full article...)
Deadmau5
- Article feature date: 8 April 2026
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08 April 2026
Joel Zimmerman, better known by his stage name deadmau5, is a Canadian EDM producer and DJ. He is best known for his signature "mau5head", a helmet that conceals his true identity. Nonetheless, his notoriety is characterized by torturing his own fanbase with NFTs, as well as his years-long aptitude for posting comments that make Gordon Ramsay look like a polite and refined individual.
In 2012 a massive legal battle arose when the real identity of Joel Zimmerman was revealed to be more rodentlike than expected. After sustaining a fall, his true form was accidentally revealed, which wrought the attention of Kanye West.
But with a large collection of potential awards and some commercially successful albums, deadmau5 was widely recognized as one of the most influential and accomplished masters of repeating the same four notes for ten minutes and calling it a ‘song’ for a couple years in the 2010s. He also propelled a person more famous than him now to stardom, and is now frequently compared to a guy that has nothing to do with him. (Full article...)