Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization
Welcome to the revamped, renewed, refreshed, recycled, newly new and improved UN:IC!
Now bought out by the GTC-ULLA
Please take a moment to read these rules and guidelines before starting.
Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that periodically chooses a new article to improve. It's a mass-cooperation similar in function to Wikipedia's "Articles for improvement" section.
We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with, or look up (such as Batman, Bruce Wayne, Creationism, Jew, God or Al Gore), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.
In simple words: Crush the unfunny bourgeoisie trash!
Or something. Whatever.
Current Members (it's back!)
- Mimo&maxus
- WeinribŽivojinović
- DungeonSiegeAddict510
- Qzekrom
- Simsilikesims
- MagicBus
- RAHB
- Puppy
- Leverage
- Zombiebaron
- Strainj1
- Llwy-ar-lawr (isn't really supposed to be editing uncyc at all, but will come by now and then)
- Aleister
- Joe9320 (in semi-retirement; will return in two weeks)
- Anton199
- Sir Peasewhizz
- Everyotherusernamewastaken
- Nikau
- Xamralco
- MyOwnBadSelf
- The Compass
- Rooomy
- MrX
- Pasmorade
Once you join, add this template to your userpage, if you want. It's pretty, I know.
Remember our old staff
| Comrade | Score | Rank | Last Colonization |
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| IFYMB! | 0 | PRE | |
| Joe9320 | 13 | SEC | Futurama |
| Why do I need to provide this? | 6 | PRO | Dinosaur |
| Sockpuppet of an unregistered user | 15 | CPT | Dinosaur |
| Fredd The Mahmauscher | 8 | LIEU | Science fiction |
| PuppyOnTheRadio | 8 | LIEU | Futurama |
| Miley Spears | 6 | PRO | Science fiction |
| Happytimes | 6 | PRO | Dinosaur |
| Aleister | 5 | PRO | Dinosaur |
| Nameable | 4 | PRO | Bruce Wayne |
| Matt lobster | 4 | PRO | Dinosaur |
| Binky The WonderSkull | 3 | PRO | Discordianism |
| Striker2117 | 3 | PRO | Science fiction |
| DougalthePanda | 3 | PRO | Science fiction |
| Grumblegrump | 2 | PRO | Discordianism |
| Maniac1075 | 2 | PRO | Science fiction |
| HELPME | 2 | PRO | Science fiction |
| Lyrithya | 2 | PRO | Dinosaur |
| Rifting | 1 | PRO | Bruce Wayne |
| Magic man | 1 | PRO | Dinosaur |
| Simsilikesims | 0 | MON | |
| Shabidoo | 0 | MON | |
| Leoispotter | 0 | MON | |
| Scofield | 0 | MON | |
| Electrified mocha chinchilla | 0 | MON | |
| Black flamingo11 | 0 | MON | |
| Xamralco | 1 | PRO}} | Futurama |
| Roozie | 0 | MON | |
| NoNamesLeft | 0 | MON | |
| Qzekrom | 1 | GEN | Futurama |
| Fishalishalish | 1 | PRO | Futurama |
Retired members
| Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members, Who may be welcomed back, should they get over their Capitalist phase (this is based on the old ranking scheme):
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- Note: Those who have not participated in the last three colonizations will be retired, with regret. Anyone who votes for an article that's chosen for colonization and does not edit it (or, possibly, participate in its discussion) will be retired. However, should any retirees want to become active members, they may certainly reapply.
Our current Colonization
The current queue
Please see this before you nominate. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason. Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in.
At the end of a colonization the top three to five nominations will be kept in the que and have their voting history reset. The other inactive/unpopular nominations will be removed, but may certainly be renominated. Past nominations/winners can be found in the archive.
- Note from the Supreme Leader: I plan to help with whatever article is chosen.
To nominate an article for Colonization
- Add {{VoteCOTW}} to the top of the article.
- Add the article to the bottom of The current queue using a level three header.
- Write Nom, or Nom and For, or something recognizably similar; give a short reason for your nomination; then sign.
- Optional: Give an additional concept suggestion for how the article could be colonized.
Example: if your user name is "Batman bin Superman" and you wanted to nominate the article Capitalist Pig-Dog for Imperial Colonization, you could write
=== [[Capitalist Pig-Dog]] ===* '''Nom and For'''. Reading through the history of this article was like swimming through the Joker's toilet. More scary than funny and full of crap. I suggest we make this a spork by doing a takeoff of the Wikipedia article on '''Capitalist Pig-Dog'''. Batman bin Superman 13:13, 01 February 2010
What can I nominate?
Anything! We suggest you nominate any of the following:
- Stubs (recommended)
- Disambiguation pages (less recommended than stubs)
- Articles with a long history of vandalism or crap edits by unregistered and new users (highly recommended)
- Deleted articles (does Wikipedia have an article on the well-known and popular subject that Uncyclopedia doesn't have? You know, like cars, trams, trains, and so on? If so, go ahead and nominate it)
- Redirects
We recommend you search the VFD archives for articles that have been deleted or have recently survived deletion.
This month's Nominations for IC:
Backrooms
For. IActuallyContributeToSociety (talk) 00:07, 7 June 2022 (UTC)IActuallyContributeToSociety 14:48, 3 June 2022 (AEST)
For. Manhattan Project
- N+F
ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:59 9.19.14 - For. Anton (talk) 21:50, 19 September 2014 (UTC)
Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Nom and for Necessary article --Nikau (talk) 07:51, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
- FOR ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 08:17 10.06.14
- For. Anton (talk) 16:44, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
- For. --
19:56, 6 October 2014 (UTC) - For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 14:13, 27 October 2014 (UTC)
Minnesota
- Nom and For Important state of our USA. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 14:26, 27 October 2014 (UTC)
- For ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:03 11.05.14
The Legend of Zelda
- N+F This game deserves more than it is. ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:03 11.05.14
Jurassic Park
- N+F ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:23 12.03.14
Are complete. Proceed to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project forthwith.
Successful Conquests
Here are some cities that we had destroyed, only to be rebuilt in our vision. For each successful colonization in which you have participated from Al Gore through Dinosaur, Goa Tse grants you the right to add the appropriate template to your own user page. Huzzah!
Featured articles will be reviewed in regard to who earned half a Feature Article (FA) credit. (For historical discussions, see the talk page.)
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Colonization: Albert Einstein This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: Futurama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: U2 This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
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Colonization: Discordianism This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
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Colonization: Transformers This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This entity contributed to a Colonization that became one of Uncyclopedia's Quasi-Featured Articles.
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Colonization: Singapore This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: Wikipedia This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: Barack Obama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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Colonization: Futurama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This entity contributed to a Colonization that became one of Uncyclopedia's Quasi-Featured Articles.
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
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