User:Rooomy

“You thought you'd never see me again, didn't you? WELL TOO BAD, I'M ALIVE!”

– Roomy, on her unexpected return to Uncyclopedia

What kinda loser makes their sona a catboy- oh wait. Fuck.

Howdy, I'm Roomy. I make the funnies. Sometimes those funnies get popular, like that one thing, or maybe even that other thing. I have a bit more free time now than I used to so expect to see me a bit more often than usual. My talk page is here, my email is here, and my Discord handle is roomy1337

Joints By Roomy

- Fargarthia- (Finished) A totally real European country (NOTE: OLD AND CRAP)

- Unbooks:The Five Stages of Being Banned from Uncyclopedia- (Finished) babby's first novel (NOTE: ALSO OLD AND CRAP)

- Robbie Rotten- (Finished) First Featured article

- Battle of Shiroyama- (Finished, Featured, TOP 3 2021 BAYBEEE) An abridged summary on the last stand of the Samurai

- UnReviews:Crusader Kings 3- (Finished, still open for expansion) My first unreview on my most favorite grand strategy game of all time

- Wehrmacht- (Sorta finished???) goddamn Wehraboos

- IT (novel)- (Under Construction) Not to be confused with "It"or "Them" or "Those" or "I.T." (Information Technology)

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

ah-4 This user speaks Asshat at a near-native level. ah-4

es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. es-2

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N

ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский. ru-1

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N

bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot. bu-1

Userboxes

500+ This user has over 500 edits. 500+

Commander of the Order

This user is a highly established extended confirmed user.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 5 years, 7 months and 13 days.

This user has been blocked 2 times.

IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. IC

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is over 140.

teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user enjoys golden showersgolden showers doing Pee Reviews.

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.

This user is Pansexual, so you might want to keep them away from your kitchen.

This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. Z2

Z3 This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master. Z3

This user be a follower of the FSM.

LV-3 This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.