basic stats: completely useless in every way, shape and form. wastes time looking at stupid sites like these
traits: sense of humor, puchable face, omnipotent god-like being from the planet faedyuovbfdbvsbskvrsgsdx
intrests: gaming, shooting orphans, serial masturbation, sleeping, feeling great existential dread
occupation: student/depressed loser/NEET
other traits: I don't fucking know, I'm good at saints row 4 i guess?
At the age of thirteen, I have accomplished absolutely nothing my entire life, (except for that one time I nearly caused irreversible water damage to my house, but we need not to bringith thatith upith,) and I am fully aware of that and have no shame whatsoever.
I had a fairly standard childhood. Going to the park, exploring the outside world, using my imagination, my parents getting divorced at a young age, etc, etc. Essentially, a fairly stock childhood. Oh! Also the death of several relatives, childhood pets, so on and so fourth.
As of today, may 13th, 2019, I am attempting to geet the fuck out of middle school and move on to more important things in life, like relaxing, illegally downloading nd wathing mvies, and pie.
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