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User:Rooomy

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Roomy

His most esteemed gracefulness, Commander Room of the satirical writers house
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Hiya. Welcome to my super cool userpage. I'm what could be called a rather up and coming writer for this great, parody wiki of ours, and on occasion I pool a bit of my not so free time into writing articles here. Here you can see my accomplishments and the orgy of Userboxes I put here when I was 13. If you have any questions, comments, complaints, requests or want to suck me off, message me on my talk page, or Email me for a more direct way of reaching me[1]

Notable achievements[edit]

  • Licensed internet funnyman
  • I have a girlfriend so thats pretty cool I suppose
  • Aside from my escapades on Uncyclopedia, I like to write in my spare time, trying to be an amateur novelist
  • Featured Articles: 2

Current events[edit]

As of August the 12th, I'm back and school, and still employed. I have kissed my free time goodbye like a broad from Kansas that was left behind while her husband/boyfriend goes to shoot at nazis for the next 4 years. Also something something, got another FA.

Shit I've made[edit]

Fargarthia- (Finished) first article I have ever made (not including my Userpage.) It definitely shows in hindsight-

Unbooks:The Five Stages of Being Banned from Uncyclopedia- (Finished) babby's first novel

Robbie Rotten- (Finished) First Featured article

Battle of Shiroyama- (Finished, Featured, TOP 3 2021 BAYBEEE) An abridged summary on the last stand of the Samurai

UnReviews:Crusader Kings 3- (Finished, still open for expansion) My first unreview on my most favorite grand strategy game of all time

Wehrmacht- (Under Construction) goddamn Wehraboos

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2 times.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
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This user is bisexual, so he gets more than his fair share.
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This user considers themselves an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.
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…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


  1. But please do not flood my (very personal) email with pointless and neigh constant spam. Be mature, and be cordial.