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This image is NOT me, just what the moon demons WANT me to think I look like


basic stats: completely useless in every way, shape and form. wastes time looking at stupid sites like these

traits: sense of humor, puchable face, omnipotent god-like being from the planet faedyuovbfdbvsbskvrsgsdx

intrests: gaming, cronic masturbation, sleeping, feeling great existential dread

occupation: student/depressed loser/NEET

skills:barely any

relationship status:incel

other traits: I don't fucking know, I'm good at saints row 4 i guess?


At the age of fourteen, I have accomplished absolutely nothing my entire life, (except for that one time I nearly caused irreversible water damage to my house, but we need not to bringith thatith upith,) and I am fully aware of that and have no shame whatsoever.

Early life[edit]

I had a fairly standard childhood. Going to the park, exploring the outside world, using my imagination, my parents getting divorced at a young age, etc, etc. Essentially, a fairly stock childhood. Oh! Also the death of several relatives, childhood pets, so on and so fourth.

Notable achievements[edit]


Current events[edit]

As of today, February 3rd, 2020, I'm celebrating the fact that the world isn't as on fire as it was in January. I'm also on shit article patrol so that's good

Articles I made/Co-Created[edit]

Fargarthia- (finished), first article I have ever made (not including my Userpage). My own veritable Magnum Opus.

Unbooks:The Five Stages of Being Banned from Uncyclopedia- (WIP) babby's first novel

User boxes n shit[edit]

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& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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(Otherwise known as the EC)

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z3 This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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Hide your demons and undead.
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably . . .
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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
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This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
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This user be a pirate in disguise.

LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.


This user can be found on Xbox Live. Their gamertag is {{{gamertag}}} and they mostly play {{{game}}}
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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Usb! No, really!


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