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“I have your adress”
Hiya. Welcome to my super cool userpage. I'm what could be called a rather up and coming writer for this great, parody wiki of ours, and on occasion I pool a bit of my not so free time into writing articles here. Here you can see my accomplishments and the orgy of Userboxes I put here when I was 13. If you have any questions, comments, complaints, requests or want to suck me off, message me on my talk page, or Email me for a more direct way of reaching me
- Licensed internet funnyman
- I have a girlfriend so thats pretty cool I suppose
- Aside from my escapades on Uncyclopedia, I like to write in my spare time, trying to be an amateur novelist
- Featured Articles: 2
As of August the 12th, I'm back and school, and still employed. I have kissed my free time goodbye like a broad from Kansas that was left behind while her husband/boyfriend goes to shoot at nazis for the next 4 years. Also something something, got another FA.
Shit I've made
Fargarthia- (Finished) first article I have ever made (not including my Userpage.) It definitely shows in hindsight-
Unbooks:The Five Stages of Being Banned from Uncyclopedia- (Finished) babby's first novel
Robbie Rotten- (Finished) First Featured article
UnReviews:Crusader Kings 3- (Finished, still open for expansion) My first unreview on my most favorite grand strategy game of all time
Wehrmacht- (Under Construction) goddamn Wehraboos
- But please do not flood my (very personal) email with pointless and neigh constant spam. Be mature, and be cordial.