basic stats: completely useless in every way, shape and form. wastes time looking at stupid sites like these
traits: sense of humor, puchable face, omnipotent god-like being from the planet faedyuovbfdbvsbskvrsgsdx
intrests: gaming, cronic masturbation, sleeping, feeling great existential dread
occupation: student/depressed loser/NEET
other traits: I don't fucking know, I'm good at saints row 4 i guess?
At the age of fourteen, I have accomplished absolutely nothing my entire life, (except for that one time I nearly caused irreversible water damage to my house, but we need not to bringith thatith upith,) and I am fully aware of that and have no shame whatsoever.
I had a fairly standard childhood. Going to the park, exploring the outside world, using my imagination, my parents getting divorced at a young age, etc, etc. Essentially, a fairly stock childhood. Oh! Also the death of several relatives, childhood pets, so on and so fourth.
As of today, November 8th, 2019, I'm back in school, and ready to use Uncyclopedia even more than usual. I also didn't realize how many spelling mistakes my userpage had. I'm also working to be awarded a Purple Spleen
Articles I made/Co-Created
Fargarthia- currently a WIP, first article I have ever made (not including my Userpage). My own veritable Magnum Opus.
Uncyclopedian Communist Party- Another WIP, an article about the Party of the same name
Aimsplode did nothing wrong- a satirical article taking a stab at Uncyclopedia's resident pedo
User boxes n shit
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|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.|
|This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.|
|This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.|
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|[[Asshat||ah-4]]||This user speaks Asshat at a near-native level.|
|es-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.|
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|ru-1||This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.|
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|bu-1||This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.|