User:Fishalishalish

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Knight Commander of the Order

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so and knows so.

Need I say more?

This is a thing for my things:

Art-Tickles:

• Spittoon
• Great Barrier Reef
• Asian Triangle
• Why?:Sell Cocaine to Monkeys
• Firebombing of Dresden

Onion Unnews:

• UnNews:SFPD puts large dent in Mexican toy cartel
• UnNews:Alaskan senate race update: Everybody wins
• UnNews:Die hard Potter fan mistaken for homeless person
• UnNews:TSA needs more agents willing to grope elderly‎‎
• UnNews:Local author gives up on dream
• UnNews:Obama cancels Christmas
• UnNews:Arsenic poisoning discovered in California lake‎
• UnNews:Emirates to build Burj Khalifa knock-off next to Burj Khalifa
• UnNews:Poll: Americans sympathize with cockblocked politician
• UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel
• UnNews:Developments in exoplanet search gives new hope to "lesbian planet" theory
• UnNews:Two dumb cunts win journalism award
• UnNews:Thousands of people would rather wait in line at a fast food joint than donate to a cause they support directly, study says
• UnNews:Mediocre athlete admits to doping
• UnNews:Pact with Satan ends fiscal cliff woes
• UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023

These is some good ones and also my favorite

• Salamander
• Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition
• Battle of Gettysburg
• Poop Cuisine
• J.D. Salinger
• The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships
• World Wildlife Fund
• Holocaust denial denial
• UnNews:Man masturbates wildly to internet pornography and cums all over Pat Buchanan
• UnNews:Man Poops on Obama
• UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females

Other Important Literature/Shit

• HTBFANJS
• UnTunes:Request Line

PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! I'M THE WINNER!

This user cannot follow any orders!!

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Fishalishalish for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

	Foolitzer Prize Winner December 2010

Featured Article: UnNews:Local author gives up on dream

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: Spittoon

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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ETC. ETC. ETC.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user has tested positive for ISFP on the Myers-Briggs Test

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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

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This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.

This user is fucking magical or something.

This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs!

This user likes apples. Or they are one already.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

This user is homeless.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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This user only speaks their mind when you ask them what they're thinking about.

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This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.

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This user thinks the Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish is cool.

OK YOU GO NOW. BYE.

So long and thanks for all the fish!