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Need I say more?

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This user has tested positive for ISFP on the Myers-Briggs Test

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MS-X This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
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Bottlenose dolphin So long and thanks for all the fish!