UnBusiness: Central Bank
This is the premier bank of UnBusiness. Here, you can open up an account to hold all of your imaginary cash. To start an account or request a job, leave a message on the talk page. No loans will be made without proper collateral. We are the only bank that offers $3000 to start an account, and $100 every month of participation! If you would like to open an account for your business, leave us a message we will discuss the terms. We keep track of all federally insured fundages in our heavily guarded, highly secured Vault, which has only been robbed once.
By starting your career with us, you will actively collect a paycheck to deposit into your very own account! Become a responsible Uncyclopedian, join Central Bank today!
- Joe9320 (Owner) Salary: $50
- Zana Dark (VP of Corporate Accounts Payable) Salary: $45
- Orion Blastar (Security Guard) Salary: $30
- Zheliel (Teller) Salary: $25
Payday is Monday. *approximately
Don't forget your complimentary cheque book.