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Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia[edit]

  • Writing requested articles
  • Writing new articles
  • Writing some peer reviews
  • Nominating and voting for VFH
  • Aiming for my first Featured Article (four years and I got shit)HAHA DISREGARD THAT I GOT ONE NOW!

Completed Log[edit]

Go here to move completed shit here

Wanna help us write?[edit]

Ah yes, the payphone. You kids these days with your "smart" phones and "mobile cellular" phone thingymajigs. But make yourself at home and help me write this, because I feel incomplete and Qzekrom completes me:

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The Regs: Outpost of Ideas[edit]

About me[edit]

This user is a Filipino.
Don't look them in the eye they'll bite you in the ass like a rabid dog.
I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
This user is a member of the American Otaku Association.
They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal and grace of manga.
This user speaks Indonesian at a near-native level.
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This user is a member of the Goa Tse Clan. This user does not want Uncyclopedia to be the worst.
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Giratina's Parallel Universe Section[edit]



This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia.
They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Commander of the Order

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month April 2012
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The time of judgement is coming!
This user has volunteered to be a judge of the First Pee Buddy competition. Sucker!
This user was a judge in the November 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!

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This user is licensed to use Cute Zekrom's userpage design API. Don't get them confused with Cute Zekrom!

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Famous Sayings[edit]

Due to the nature of the plot similarity of many Zelda games, the plot of most can be efficiently determined using the following paragraph, conveniently filling in the blanks with the table. It is well known within Nintendo that using this old Mad Libs trick, one can easily write a whole new chapter of any Nintendo game!

In (1), (2); so Link must (3). He must collect three (4) to get the (5). However, (6). So Link must do moar work to collect (7). He then gets the (8) sword, which he uses to defeat (9). However, it did not end here, as he still had to (10).

1 Ocarina of Time Twilight Princess A Link to the Past The Minish Cap The Wind Waker The Phantom Hourglass Phantom Choo-Choo
2 Ganondorf must be stopped Zelda was kidnapped and the Twilight must be stopped Zelda was kidnapped Zelda got stoned Aryll was kidnapped Zelda's alter ego, Tetra, was kidnapped Zelda gets fragged
3 stop him save her save her restore her save her save her tell her where to go
4 Spiritual Stones Fused Shadows Medallions Elements Goddess's Pearls Spirits or four train tracks
5 Master Sword Master Sword Master Sword Picori Blade Master Sword GPS navigation plot to advance
6 this helps Ganondorf Zant takes the Fused Shadows Agahnim flees there's another element the blade is dull Tetra's a rock there's another dungeon
7 the Sages the Mirror Shards the Princesses the Wind Element two Sages the Pure Metals Byrne tells you about a fucking light compass
8 Light Arrow Light Golden Four sharp Master Phantom Lokomo
9 Ganondorf Zant Ganon Vaati some puppets Bellum Johnny Two-hats
10 beat Ganon free Zelda and beat Ganondorf three times listen to triangles for real beat Vaati beat Ganondorf save Linebeck Kill Malladus

Note that in Twilight Princess, steps 5 and 6 occur in reverse order.

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14 years and 5 days.

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