Giratina's Parallel Universe Section
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Due to the nature of the plot similarity of many Zelda games, the plot of most can be efficiently determined using the following paragraph, conveniently filling in the blanks with the table. It is well known within Nintendo that using this old Mad Libs trick, one can easily write a whole new chapter of any Nintendo game!
In (1), (2); so Link must (3). He must collect three (4) to get the (5). However, (6). So Link must do moar work to collect (7). He then gets the (8) sword, which he uses to defeat (9). However, it did not end here, as he still had to (10).
||Ocarina of Time
||A Link to the Past
||The Minish Cap
||The Wind Waker
||The Phantom Hourglass
||Ganondorf must be stopped
||Zelda was kidnapped and the Twilight must be stopped
||Zelda was kidnapped
||Zelda got stoned
||Aryll was kidnapped
||Zelda's alter ego, Tetra, was kidnapped
||Zelda gets fragged
||tell her where to go
||or four train tracks
||plot to advance
||this helps Ganondorf
||Zant takes the Fused Shadows
||there's another element
||the blade is dull
||Tetra's a rock
||there's another dungeon
||the Mirror Shards
||the Wind Element
||the Pure Metals
||Byrne tells you about a fucking light compass
||free Zelda and beat Ganondorf three times
||listen to triangles
||for real beat Vaati
Note that in Twilight Princess, steps 5 and 6 occur in reverse order.
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