User:Joe9320/Grand Theft Auto V

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Grand Theft Auto? "What the fuck is that?" you say?

I'll tell you what it means. It's when some guy steals a car.

Oh, so you want to know about that game with the same name? Fuck you! This is what I will be talking to you about! Grand Theft Auto V in particular, since this is the latest[1] game in the Grand Theft Auto series.

The Beginning[edit | edit source]

So it was 2004. Nine years ago. We held up a bank with Michael Townley. Me and Mike were best mates.

What? So you're going now? You fucking Judas!

  1. Well, not in a fucking few years time it won't!