User:Joe9320/Turn Down For What?
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FIRE IT LOUD ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS!
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
(Story: It's based on the music video for Turn Down for What?)
Holy shit I had the worst night ever.
I found myself in an empty club room this morning. OK, so this is a very weird story but it happened.
I am some dude of East Asian appearance, and one night something started to have a mind of its own. I realise that the bulge is no ordinary.
It's... ALIVE!
It was starting to become worse than the Battle of the Bulge in my Pants.