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SOPA back for dessert?! Fuck Senator S(m)ith and his pro-corporate policies!

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I wrote this message on Aaron Swartz's talk page:

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I consider you to be a "sacrificial lamb" for open access (cf. Emmett Till). You will inspire many to take action and we will eventually win the fight against an overreaching judicial system. (talk) 04:50, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia[edit]

Imperial Colonization![edit]

It's official. I'm a member of the Most Awesome Order that is Imperial Colonization. I will use this space to link to articles I think could use a colonization.

  • Svalbard - could use more Golden Compass references.
This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

Lookin' for something to write?[edit]

Please help out by creating these articles:

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Ideas for policy change world domination[edit]

I've got a few ideas as to how to improve Uncyclopedia policy. A few are listed below.

  • Junior Administrators, a group of users with limited admin privileges (rollback, browseArchive, etc.)
  • Files for Deletion, by which images and media go through a separate deletion process to reduce crowding on VFD

About me[edit]

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This user is Cute Zekrom.

This user is a native speaker of American English.
This user is a rollbacker. This means they can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for them us!

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This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia.
They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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