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Orde Baru Biographical information Homeworld Indonesia Physical description Hair color Marmalade Eye color Kaleidoscope eyes Chronological and political information Era(s) 1960s-1990s Affiliation CIA, MI5
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Orde Baru (New Order) were a New Wave/Political Punk band from Jakarta, Indonesia. Until its ending in 1998, they were the most influential bands to ever played in Indonesia and won hearts and minds out of many the Western audiences, including Britain and the United States. Orde Baru started when the frontman of the Communist Party of Indonesia (or the J☭y Divisi☭n) was forced to leave after a dispute with the band, only to have died three years after.

Formation

During the 1950's and the 1960's, Sukarno ran the nation after getting independence from the Dutch rulers, who are under the influence of amphetamines and marijuana during a negotiation deal in 1949. Fans pressured Sukarno to become their frontman after the previous band, Japan broke up in 1945 after producing 35 years of hits.

[1] [2] An Indonesian named Sukarno successfully announced a declaration of Indonesian independence. Since the Dutch thought it funny to kill any Indonesian who dared learn to read let alone form a government, Sukarno successfully nominated and voted for himself as president and subsequently won an absolute majority. By consensus of the masses, the chosen form of government at the time was absolute dictatorship. Sukarno also developed and propagated his ideology of Pancasila (lit. "the [chicken of] five spices"), inspired by the sight of his wife cooking fried chicken. (Pancasila doctrine also helped Indonesia resist the vile influences of KFC at that time.) Thus, under the auspices of Pancasilaist dictatorship, Indonesia was born as a modern country in August 1945. Sukarno celebrated his victory by humping a Japanese girl named 根本七保子.

This is not a very good map.

Sukarno's death

In 1968, the former lead singer, Sukarno, died. The remaining band members wished to continue their career invited Suharto to become lead singer,

1975: Orde Baru Invades Timor

On December 1975, to celebrate East Timor's recent independence from Portugal, Orde Baru performed in East Timor

Sukarno (left) discussing the Supersemar with Prince Suharto Orde Baru (right) in 1963

Discography

• 1965:
• 1966:
• 1975:
• 1988:
• 1997:
• 1998:

Glorious Bankruptcy of 1998

In 1998 Indonesia's corruption policies triggered the Asian financial crisis. The crisis was triggered by outdated corruption practice that wasn't equipped to be ready for globalized corruption. Even pyramid and trapezoid schemes weren't enough. Soon, Indonesia and the rest of Asia ran out of things and people to steal from. Due to illegal financial speculation on heavily leveraged fraudulently obtained State credit wholly unpredicted currency fluctuations, Indonesians who ere dirt poor decided to vent their wrath at the Indonesian Chinese. The riots soon got out of hand when the Chinese responded by cooking massive amounts of food, which triggered fire and burned entire Chinatowns. To save face, the Chinese then quietly left for Singapore and Malaysia, because the government of PRC denies them access for "not being Chinese enough".

Enraged East Timorese condemned the overthrow of the gentle Orde Baru Kingdom.

"All your Malaysia are belong to Sukarno", some n00b made propaganda from 60s and today's used for soldier recruiting for invade Ma-gay-sia if they become more like trolls.

See also

• Bali
• Djarums
• Money
• Corruption
• Pornography
• Monkey
• Orangutan
• uncultured state
• Why?:It's worth to learn Bahasa Indonesia

Countries of Asia