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Squeaky Clean Laundering Service

About[edit source]

We launder clothes and clothes only. We also dry clean clothes and clothes only.

Employees[edit source]

monika - Owner, launderer: weekly salary - $50

Items/Accounts/Whatever[edit source]

  • laundering services: $720

    laundering services: $720

Anything Else[edit source]

We also provide free donuts to cops on Tuesdays as long as they never come around any other day.

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