Uncyclopedia:Business/Notice-1

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I've been thinking lately and I've realized that the way we are doing things isn't going to work right. We need to make this realistic like having to buy suplies for your store to open and stuff. I think that we need to start this over and do it the right way. I don't know much about econemy and stuff but I think we can fix it if we all help. Sign your name below if you think we should start over. Once I get enough sigs we can start UnBusiness over and plan it out.


Da man360 HAPPY 17:36, 20 July 2009!

OK sounds good to me, I thought I made a store and got products ready for sale, only to learn that I didn't and my stock tanked as a result. There ought to be a FAQ or something we can read to help us get our stores stocked and ready to go. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:34, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Well, there is this. Da man360 HAPPY 17:52, 22 July 2009!
Yeah but it is incomplete. No parts about setting up a store and marketing a product. No parts about how the stock market works. No parts about how to get customers to buy your products. Is it randomly generated like dice rolls, or based on other Uncyclopedia users buying your products, or inventing a different system of uncustomers and letting a computer script simulate the buying process, etc? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:41, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
That's because no one ever asks questions on the page's talk. And once we start everything over I can add some stuff but first we need to figure out how it's going to work when we restart it. Da man360 HAPPY 20:26, 22 July 2009!
Everyone should just do what I did. Act like a caveman. Smile at your work. Walk away and pretend that what you did never existed. It was quite fun. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:35, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Of course that is how most people treat it, just create a page for a company, add in some items to sell, and then hope it works. Only to find out later that no sales were made, and that you need to market a product, etc. Nobody knows what questions to ask until something doesn't work like it should. In a Wiki people just edit pages and then hope for the best. But now there has to be rules written down like how to start up a business, what expenses to expect, how to make a sale, etc. I'll add some questions to the talk page and see how we go from there. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:45, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
But we still need to start everything over and we don't know how it's going to work yet. I was thinking that instead of just adding items to your stock you should have to buy your items from the company that makes them, and they have to buy materials to make what they make. Da man360 HAPPY 21:10, 22 July 2009!
Yeah I agree, but how do we get money to buy the stuff our products are made of before we can sell it? It takes money to make money you know, usually an initial investment to get started and use that initial investment to buy materials to make goods and services to sell to others. Right now a company and a person start out with $0 in their bank accounts. So how do they get the money to buy wood to make chairs for example? With a balance of $0, a company cannot buy wood and then make chairs out of them. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:40, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Well they could either get a job at another place or get a loan from the bank. The bank will get money from people. We will have schools, police stations and fire departments to recieve taxes, and so on, we will do it just like it is in real life. Da man360 HAPPY 23:49, 22 July 2009!
Then I come along, get a bank account, open a store and move my products in. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:11, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Why are people still adding to thair shops, I thought we where going to plan out how we are going to make it completely realistic and then start over like that. Da man360 HAPPY 17:09, 26 July 2009!
How about, when people get a bank account, they get $3000 to staart, then once a month, they recieve $1000. That will boost everyones money, if that becomes too much, or not enough, we can change it as we go along. Da man360 HAPPY 20:52, 27 July 2009!
That works. I support that idea. Let's start again! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:15, 31 July 2009 (UTC)