User talk:Orion Blastar

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just give it up, you'll never be funny! you are too stupid for that! IWETHEY (talk) 02:32, 5 August 2017 (UTC)

I was smart enough to walk away from your group due to your spamming and stalking of me. I've told you guys to leave me alone, I don't want anything to do with you. One of you kept calling my house at 3am for a week until I was forced to change my phone number. You also called my father, and I don't know what you said to him, but he wasn't the same after it. He eventually died in 2010. If you have a beef with me don't take it out on my friends and family, and don't drag it here to Uncyclopedia. I know my jokes and writing needs improvement, but I am at least trying to get better! Orion Blastar (talk) 03:25, 7 August 2017 (UTC)

I hope you don't mind..[edit]

I left a request at Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner for a Vietnam-era photo of Kerry. This image might be a good fit too. Great to see you back. MadMax (talk) 17:42, 26 February 2013 (UTC)

How about we use a Photo of Alan Alda from MASH and say it is John Kerry? He sort of looked like Alda when he was testifying at Congress. If not then Forrest Gump in his military uniform. Orion Blastar (talk) 17:46, 26 February 2013 (UTC)

Sure that's fine. I'll try to see what I can dig up. MadMax (talk) 23:27, 26 February 2013 (UTC)

I found this image on the mirror Uncyclopedia. MadMax (talk) 23:36, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
Good Job Max, let's run with it. Orion Blastar (talk) 00:26, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

File:John kerry rambo.jpg courtesy of Strainj1. :) MadMax (talk) 12:59, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Heh nice one. Orion Blastar (talk) 14:12, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

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