User talk:Orion Blastar
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- I was smart enough to walk away from your group due to your spamming and stalking of me. I've told you guys to leave me alone, I don't want anything to do with you. One of you kept calling my house at 3am for a week until I was forced to change my phone number. You also called my father, and I don't know what you said to him, but he wasn't the same after it. He eventually died in 2010. If you have a beef with me don't take it out on my friends and family, and don't drag it here to Uncyclopedia. I know my jokes and writing needs improvement, but I am at least trying to get better! Orion Blastar (talk) 03:25, 7 August 2017 (UTC)
I hope you don't mind..
- How about we use a Photo of Alan Alda from MASH and say it is John Kerry? He sort of looked like Alda when he was testifying at Congress. If not then Forrest Gump in his military uniform. Orion Blastar (talk) 17:46, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
- I found this image on the mirror Uncyclopedia. MadMax (talk) 23:36, 26 February 2013 (UTC)