User talk:Orion Blastar/Archive5

Psychologists

Orion seems to suffer from depression, schizo-effective disorder, major mood disorder, general anxieties, multiple personality disorder, and many phobias. In addition his amygdala is damaged and at times he cannot contol his anger or fears, or at times seems to not even have them. He is dellusional, thinking he is a Space Pirate Ninja from 4096 AD who traveled back in time to write articles on Uncyclopedia. Clearly Orion is Bat Fuck Insane. --Sigmund Freud 17:43, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Clones

If you are a clone of Orion, please write below. Orion is so great that there are many fake Orions out there who are copies. Orion Blastar is like Slim Shady in that respect. --Oscar Wilde 17:56, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

I found another clone, claims to be a Zombie of me after I died. Oh those wacky Kuro5hin members, what will they think of next? He got deleted by the way, because nobody messes with Orion Blastar! --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 04:10, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

Oh BTW there appears to be more Blastar themed clones at Kuro5hin which is one of the reasons why I am staying away from there. Most of them I got deleted, but for some reason they refuse to delete a few of them. I am not sure why. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Neocon Bible

Onto the subject of the article now.

11. Not dealing heroin and small arms to South American resistance groups and Iran. (This Eleventh sin was created in opposition to the Liberal Bible's Eleventh Sin of "Not committing adultery when holding public office" Or the twelfth liberal sin of "Adding pointless points to Uncyclopedia lists"")

12. Not giving $3,000,000,000 of American taxpayer’s money as well as CIA training, small arms, rocket launchers, tanks and satellite images of Soviet troop movements to “freedom fighters” such as Osama Bin Laden in Afghanistan.

Didn’t I write something similar to that? Certain parts sound familiar. It’s a good start though. I think I might scan the PNAC website and other places to get more info on the PNAC and integrate that into the article (in my trademark ironic and sarcastic style). Weri long wang 20:00, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

I think the “layout” of the Iran-Contra affair is that drugs were smuggled and arms were sold to Iran by certain people, some of whom are serving in the US government today! The money that was raised through these deals was used to fund the actions of the Contras; actions such as (you don’t have to mention this in the article; I just thought I’d add it here) the rape of two girls in their homes, torture of men, maiming of children, cutting off arms, cutting out tongues, gouging out eyes, castration, bayoneting pregnant women in the stomach, amputating the genitals of people of both sexes, scraping the skin off the face, pouring acid on the face, breaking the toes and fingers of an 18-year-old boy, and summary executions.

I’ll do a bit of research on the exact details of the support of the Mujahideen (Bin Laden’s home boys) in 1980s by the neoconservatives so that can be added too. Weri long wang 20:33, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Don't forget that Col Oliver North was involved but chose to remain silent in a court of law, and now he has a job with Fox News. Also that George H. W. Bush was Director of the CIA and some of the people from his administration and Reagan's administration are in his son's George W. Bush's administration. I would also like to add to the Liberal bible when FDR and Harry S. Truman put Japanese-Americans into concentration camps, dropped hydrogen bombs on Japan, and anyone who spoke out against their administration was arrested for treason. I'll try to find a reference to that, but it is a part of US history that not everyone is proud of and tries to hide anyway. Like when the Government screwed Native Americans out of land, etc. I archived the talk page, it was getting long. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:03, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Howto be a Liberal

Why did you remove my Hitler link on HowTo:Be a liberal? The page paints all Liberals (and Atheists) as being on a par with Hitler; pointing out the irony and hypocrisy of this claim doesn't seem unreasonable does it? Providing citations seems to be "hip" now though! Looks as though I might of started a new fad.

I actually added in two examples of Liberals who ran the US at the same time as Hitler, nothing was deleted. There is still a link to the Hitler article and that he was a Christian like right-wingers and FDR and Harry S. Truman. I even left the right-wing reference you put in there. Isn't it funny that FDR had concentration camps for Japanese-Americans like Hitler had Concentration Camps for the Jewish people? That Harry S. Truman kept them running until the end of the war? It is true and verified by reliable sources like PBS as well and not 10^-12 % true as you suggested. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:51, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Can I suggest you add references by putting <ref>[Website address Website name]</ref> next to the part of the article that is to be refernced and then put this at the bottom of the article: <references/> This is how I used to do it on Wikipedia. It works here too. Weri long wang 14:39, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

I'll try that. Usually I just use the brackets. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:51, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

I'll put the entire article on MS Word and put the citations in using the old Wiki style syntax. I promise I wont remove anything in the process! Weri long wang 22:14, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

I already did it. Thank you for offering. I made 15 references in How to be a liberal to your 10 in how to be a Conservative. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:17, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah, you inspired me and have new respect from me now. You would call Republicans Democrats and Democrats as Republicans, and people from the UK think that American Liberals and American Conservatives are the same things anyway, so you and others have helped me to have a brilliant idea that the voices inside of my head (schizo affective disorder tends to do that) all agree with and laugh at, called I can't believe it's not Liberalism, so what do you think? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:53, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

That's neat! Maybe you should start a new article with an exclamation mark at the end (like the margarine product ICBINB!) and turn this page into a redirect. I'll see if I can get an appropriate picture for the article. Weri long wang 17:30, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

I would but I tried a redirect before and it didn't work. Like #Redirect I can't believe it's not Liberalism! is how I think it works, but that does not work. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:30, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

I got it working now, I can't believe it's not Liberalism! thanks. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:02, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

You might want to look here to see the image(s) emerging for the article. Maybe you might be the best person to tailor the request for the image. Weri long wang 12:36, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

I did, I hope we get the Original Liberal and New Improved Neocon versions out of it. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:22, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Orion Blastar US Citizen and UK Lieutenant and Knight?

How come you’re a British lieutenant who’s been knighted? Aren’t you a US member? Weri long wang 21:02, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Yes, but I work with the DoD and the CIA with the UK Government on the Torchwood project. The Queen knighted me and gave me the rank of Lieutenant in the British Army because of all of my hard work for the Torchwood project. Did you not read that in my resume, the Torchwood project? Anyway I go off on missions like James Bond does and sometimes I partner up with Chuck Norris. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 14:51, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Xmas Mail

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

Thanks again. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:31, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm a Pirate Ninja, it is what I do. Thanks for the card. I hope you are feeling better now. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:14, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

---

--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 18:25, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Your comments on the "limits of satire" thread

Can you please name even one "liberal" or "left-winger" that denies the Holocaust? --Composure1 20:15, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Some of these "Liberal" Professors deny the Holocaust and speak out against Israel Some teachers in Public High Schools and other Colleges who are liberal deny it as well. Kim Jung II is a left-winger and denies the Holocaust as well as some Communists who are also left-wingers as well. So does the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who admits to being a left-winger denies the Holocaust as well. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:56, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Don't confuse totalitarian leaders with "liberals" and "left-wingers." Citing Kim-Jong Il as a left-winger is the same as if I said that "right-wingers want to kill Jews" and cited Adolf Hilter as an example of such a right-winger. Plus, I don't think Kim-Jong Il has ever actually expressed any opinions about the Holocaust. Do you have some examples of when he said he denied it? Also, that link to the page about the UCLA professors doesn't say anything about them denying the holocaust. Do you have any example in either newspaper articles or TV programs where a "liberal" or "left-winger" claims to deny the Holocaust? I would be curious to see. --Composure1 01:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Claim down, I never said that all left-wingers deny the holocaust, only that some of them do and some of the others try to hide that fact. Arthur Butz is one such left-winger. He got help from John Tuson Bennett formerly of the Australian Civil Liberties Union and famous left-winger. Fred A. Leuchter, Jr is a Liberal Professor in the USA who is a holocaust denier. I could go on, but it is pointless because most likely you will try to claim that these left-wingers are not holocaust deniers or that they are right-wingers (even if one believes in civil liberties and one of the others teaches liberalism) so what is the point? I am a moderate, by the way. Left-wingers I find to be more hypocritical than right-wingers, but right-wingers are hypocritical enough by themselves. By the way, straight from the Asian Times Kim Jung Ill sends people to Canada and the USA to deny the holocaust and other things that Kim Jung Ill himselve believes and wants to promote in the west. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:40, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah that's what I though. I cite my sources, prove every word I say, and still you refuse to admit I am right. Your silence speaks volumes. That is why I target Liberals more than Conservatives, your level of hypocrisy and avoidance of logic and reason are typical of many Liberals on the Internet. You think you know everything, but you aren't even living in reality! You've been spoon-fed lies by Liberal teachers and professors like I was, only I can recognize the truth and reality. Only I can break free of the shackles that Liberalism and Liberals place on people like me. That is why I fight, for the freedoms and rights that Liberals keep taking away from people like me and many others out there. To fight the hate, to fight the lies, to fight all the negativity that most Liberals bring into this world. My articles that make fun of Liberals get blanked and vandalized, but not the ones I make fun of Conservatives. You just bought Liberals a whole new ass whooping, as I will create even more funny articles on them! You just inspired me to write more, be funnier, and keep up the fight. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:18, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry for my rant, I have gotten a lot of death threats and messages telling me to kill myself in email over my comments on this matter, mostly from left-wing and liberal people who disagree with me. In fact, a lot of negativism comes from mostly people on the left that enters my life and causes my mental illnesses to act up, and mostly over the Internet from almost every place I visit. My main purpose here is to write funny articles. I have spread my own sense of humor throughout the Internet only to be banned, censored, and attacked in almost every way shape and form. I find myself like the protagonist in the 2112 ballad by Rush, who finds a guitar, and the leftists in control of the Red Sun Empire (a Communist, and very left-wing Federation) control with a secular state religion making a mockery of real religion with Temples of Syrinx operated by Priests who control media the same way the leftist media controls media in our real world. Anything they don't approve of, like the protagonist finding a guitar and playing his own music for free, gets destroyed in some way (like smashing his guitar) and saying it was for the good of humanity to do things like that to the protagonist because the race of elder men were ruined in that way. So my brand of humor gets destroyed (blanked and vandalized) and I get scolded by the Priests of the Temple of Syrinx (who in reality are the liberals and left-wingers trying to control what I say or do) who think they know better than I do what is good for humanity, but in reality they aren't really anything like humans at all. During this time of year it gets worse, because I am religious, so I get attacked even more. Then liberals and left-wingers deny all of the things they are doing, despite all the evidence and the obvious attacks and censorship on me and my works. A few here help me, and I am glad for it. Some admins help me by blocking the users who blank and vandalize stuff I worked on, and some even work on articles with me. I get tired of having to debate the same thing over and over again, cite sources, prove everything I am saying, only to be faced with silence by cowards who won't even admit that they could possibly be wrong. So I fight back, with humor, and some here find what I write funny. I channel all of my energy into humor to avoid going insane. If I do go insane, it is a short trip because of the way many left-wingers and liberals have treated me. BTW I am a moderate economic liberal, and not a right-winger, conservative, or neocon, like people accuse me of being. Just look at my damn test results to see the truth about me. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:16, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Fret not, I still love you. Also, get your hand off my thigh.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:27, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Ah whatever. Just don't be like a conservative and Bogart Jesus, let the rest of us take a hit off of Jesus sometime too. I myself need a Jesus fix right about now. Jesus is my antidrug. All of this talk people are doing against religion ad Christmas has prevented me from getting my Jesus fix for a while, and I went Batshit Insane for a bit. Nothing like getting a hit of some Jesus to calm me down so I can sleep and stop my insane ranting about liberals, etc. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:34, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Done. Now, back to my pagan winter solstice celebrations. Oh, yule log, how red you burn.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:37, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy whatever you believe or don't believe in, ah forget about it, just have a good time and all at whatever it is you actually do to have a good time. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 06:27, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey

was just thinking of you. merry xmas! -- mowgli 20:38, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, you too! I don't know how to make Christmas Cards, etc. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:57, 18 December 2006 (UTC)