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Archives[edit source]

2008[edit source]

Archive 1: Issues #1, #2, #3
Archive 2: Issues #4, #5
Archive 3: Issues #6 - #10
Archive 4: Issues #11 - #13
Archive 5: Issues #14 - #17
Archive 6: Issues #18 - 24
Archive 7: Issues #25 - 27

2009[edit source]

Archive 8: Issues #28 - 32
Archive 9: Issues #33 - 37
Archive 10: Issues #38 - 44
Archive 11: Issues #45 - 49
Archive 12: Issues #50 - 52
Archive 13: Issues #53 - 62
Archive 14: Issues #62 - 69
Archive 15: Issues #something - something else.

2010[edit source]

Archive 16: Issues #seventy-something - 78
Archive 17: Issues #79 - 89
Archive 18: Issues #something - huh?

2011[edit source]

Archive 19: Issues between 2010 and 2012

2012[edit source]

Archive 20: The end of the Chief era (up to issue 160ish)

2013[edit source]

Archive 21: The Transition to the New Site (from the end of Archive 20 - the first 3 of the BB, ZB, and Sir Peasewhizz era)
Archive 22: The Press room becomes the Chatroom (January - April)

Articles[edit source]

Please, put any new articles, suggestions or comments for the UnSignpost below. Anton (talk) 11:49, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

For anyone who wants to create an UnSingpost but does not know how do it, a model with no content is placed at UnSignpost/Model. Anton (talk) 13:19, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia App[edit source]

Uncyclopedia app.jpg

There has recently (a certain amount of time before the latest UnSignpost issue) been a lot of talk about creating an Uncyclopedia App as well as an Uncyclospecies. The idea consists in producing and selling the app which will transform all the human beings who use them into Uncyclopedians. The majority of the users (about 50% of those two who really participated) found this idea great (think that it is funny to talk about) and maybe even began working on it (asked someone else to think about it). Nothing else is known about them, as they disappeared soon after the first experiments were held.

The main problem this project has is that, in fact, nobody knows how to create an app. In addition to this, there is no money, as most of it was spent on Ferraris, that were supposed to bring more money but didn't. Finally, some people think that it might be harmful for the environment (nobody cares).

The project is currently being discussed (some users still post random spam on the forum) and with a certain probability the app is going to be created in nearby future (it is never going be to created but some people do think about it). Anton (talk) 12:51, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

You gotta[edit source]

Add this. Somewhere. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:25, 16 July, 2013 (UTC)

Do you mean in the next issue of the USP? Anton (talk) 13:54, 16 July 2013 (UTC)
Yes please. I know all the readers want it. Ask anyone. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:55, 16 July, 2013 (UTC)
Sure. Anton (talk) 14:29, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

It's ready[edit source]

Any volunteers for delivering? --EMC [TALK] 18:22 Aug 4 2013

Ummm... I won't have much time today but I can do a part of it. If someone begins delivering it to everyone from the beginning of the list, I will go from the end and we will meet someday. How about that? Anton (talk) 19:08, 4 August 2013 (UTC)

I can deliver it if you're still looking for someone. MadMax (talk) 23:36, 4 August 2013 (UTC)

That'd be awesome. --EMC [TALK] 12:23 Aug 5 2013
I was on an unexpected leave for two days. And, as nobody has delivered it, I can still do it. I will begin today and finish tomorrow. Anton (talk) 11:31, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

A problem[edit source]

Does anyone know why when the USP is pasted on someone's talk page, the text that I put after the end of the template does not show until the USP is opened? See User_talk:Y, for example (the last section). Anton (talk) 13:38, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

It is fixed I added two </div>. Anton (talk) 13:50, 8 August 2013 (UTC)
My mistake. Thanks for fixing that. --EMC [TALK] 19:57 Aug 8 2013