Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Press Room/10

Ideas/Suggestions/Hard-Hitting Investigative Journalism/Whatever

Any ideas, line 'em up folks. --UU - natter 11:16, Mar 12

i finally have some time today, i'll get crackin' on today's issue shortly. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank feck for that - I have none! --UU - natter 13:45, Mar 12

sorry uu, just when i got some time, my computer ceased to cooperate with uncyc. hopefully i can get to it tomorrow. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:07, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Thursday's issue, friday's issue, the first issue in three weeks issue -- it's all the same to me. that's my input for now. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:17 13 March 2009

Anything?

Anyone out there with ideas, folks? This week's issue is currently so stillborn we haven't even set up the page yet, I'm busy as fuck, and it looks like Gerry is similarly indisposed. An idea or two or even an article would be something approaching a godsend right now. --UU - natter 10:55, Mar 31

Ideas:

The "we got dugg" story, April Fools and how we don't seem to really care, fake story about someone getting the new parser in the bum...........I'll keep thinking.--    11:25, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Recent discussions about reducing (deleting) Uncyclopedia down to the best 12 articles (April Fool)--    11:27, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

My idea for deleting all but the 7000 best followed by the hiring of some Jews to write 21000 more is serious, though. Also, Conservation Week starts up next week... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:15, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

what's conservation week? some kind of dance party? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:19, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I delivered it for y'all. Fuckers. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:18, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

And we are all very thankful for it. Douche. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Slut. I know it, honey. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:34, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Look who's talking. Whore. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Poo-Lit story

Here's a nearly completed story. I haven't read more than 1 or 2 editions myself so I'm not sure if I have the idiom down yet.--    11:22, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You don't have to question your existence. We have 20 for votes (one's from an IP though). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:32, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I got my Modus quote so that story is finished.--    18:16, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Magic, thanks mightily Doc! Don't worry about nailing any particular idiom - just bringing your own WotM voice to the Signpost can only improve it! --UU - natter 18:43, Apr 11

Edits of the Week

This may sound silly, but maybe we can have some funny edits in one those boxes on the right. Look at this:

1. (cur) (last) 18:06, 11 April 2009 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) (26,066 bytes) (Sean Connery is out to buy some silk underwear.) (undo)
2. (cur) (last) 18:06, 11 April 2009 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) (26,218 bytes) (Captain Frank says "Goodbye, screw you all!") (undo)
3. (cur) (last) 18:04, 11 April 2009 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) (26,350 bytes) (No vanilla ice for you!) (undo)

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:10, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Hello? Anybody? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:14, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

nobody sees the wizard! not nobody! not no how! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:29, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah! Also: not sure about edits of the week. More strictly it'd be edit comments of the week, and even then, it's far too much of a pain in the arse to patrol all recent changes looking for particularly good ones (I notice you modestly suggested your own, which is not entirely unrelated to my point). It's much easier to trawl through the block log looking for the best bans of the last week, partly because there are less of them, and partly because all admins are, as you are no doubt aware, cool and sexy. Other reasons could be listed but won't, but I don't think we'll be seeing this in the Signpost in the near future. However, many thanks for making a suggestion at least, it is appreciated! --UU - natter 17:49, Apr 14

Biopic

Did Dexter get one already? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

it appears not. good call sock, we're starting to run out of people to do bios on. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:39, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

How about a little pic to go with Dexter's biopic? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:30, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

nah, it's not on his userpage. he gets no picture. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:54, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

I demand a biopic! Even though I haven't really done anything significant recently. Meh, fuck it. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:23, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

the best way to get your self biopicced is to, in fact, do something significant. or do something at all, really. i don't pick who gets bioed, cajek's random number generator tells me who gets it every week. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:25, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

So if I strapped a fake bomb to my chest, ran into the Village Dump, and got shot by the Uncyclopedian Border Patrol, would I get a biopic? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:29, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

that's the ticket! note to uncyclopedia border control: condition shaggy dog. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:38, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Another ban

For 'nailing the length' even closer, how about maybe adding my latest ban? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:27, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

we use joke bans and funny bans, not bans you got for pissing the admins off. please stop trying to push your quotes/bans/edit summaries/everything into the signpost, it's getting old. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:52, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Please forget I ever said that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Additionally, you don't need to exaggerate with that "quotes/bans/edit summaries/everything". I'm sorry for ever thinking that ban could be funny in the context of an UnSignpost, but you don't need to make me feel miserable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:54, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

didn't mean to be too mean, but when you changed your quote in last week's issue it irked me just a bit. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:18, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Well okay. When I made that quote I was thinking about the other UnSignpost article, so well, yeah. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:21, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Fnoodle and slogan

I changed the User:Fnoodle/ to Uncyclopedia: and added |1 in the slogan template. I hope nobody minds. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

the |1's will help the slogans and such from repeating themselves. not depending on fnoodle's userpages also can't really hurt, and might help us in the unlikely event that fnoodle falls into a volcano or something. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:35, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Good job catching the fnoodle userlink, I thought i fixed those all those loose ends up a while ago. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:35, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

plea for delivery

anybody out there with a useful robot? alternatively, anybody out there feel like a useful robot? this week's issue is ready. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:19, 23 April 2009 (UTC)