User:Gerrycheevers

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“Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.”

~ Gil Grissom on comedy

Contributions[edit]

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11 years, 9 months and 17 days.

Somebody needs a LOBSTERHUG!
Gerry's fictional military service includes a Boron Cross for valor in the 1815 Battle of Waterloo.

(currently organized alphabetically by height) bold = featured

Original Articles[edit]

Tremors | Gerry Cheevers | DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations | Red Baron | Robert Shaw | Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors | Dumb and Dumber | C-3PO | Gemini | Bomb Shelter | Cactus | Pie Chart | Mousetrap | Goldfish [1] | 1993 | Umbrella | Hell [2] | Tornado

Full Rewrites[edit]

Alaska | NASA [3] | Stone the Israeli Tank [4] | AIDS (Space Program) [5] | Kingfisher [6] | Lobster [7] | Wild Bill Hickok | World of Warcraft | Abraham Lincoln [8] | Ann Coulter [9] | London Bridge

VFD Rescues[edit]

Pet Rock: The Video Game | Is the bear a Catholic?

HowTo[edit]

How to: Be a Douchebag

Colonizations[edit]

Al Gore [10] | Jew | Great Britain | You

UnNews[edit]

UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others | UnNews:Discovery of caves on Mars sparks Space Race II | UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite | UnNews:Iraq detainees suffering from 'excessive boredom' | UnNews:Saudi woman flogged for being gang raped | UnNews:Santa Claus missing, officials fear worst | UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange | UnNews:Local man rescues dozens from vampire peacock | UnNews:Dog to run for mayor of Alabama town, despite mudslinging | UnNews:Controversy arises over team nickname | UnNews:Ice cream discovered on Mars | UnNews:NYC cracks down on strays, introduces fleet of 'dog sweepers' | UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations | UnNews:Scientists discover link between Daylight Savings and Global Warming | UnNews:Sharks invade cleaner beaches | UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes | UnNews:Congress questions Senator's knighthood | UnNews:He-She T driver is a dunderhead

Patent Nonsense[edit]

Penis Synonym Randomizer

UnSignposts[edit]

July 24th, 2008 (#12) | July 31st, 2008 (#13) | August 7th, 2008 (#14) | August 14th, 2008 (#15) | August 21st, 2008 (#16) | August 28th, 2008 (#17) | September 4th, 2008 (#18) | September 11th, 2008 (#19) | October 2nd, 2008 (# 20) | October 9th, 2008 (#21) | October 16th, 2008 (#22) | February 19th, 2009 (#35) | February 26th, 2009 (#36) | March 5th, 2009 (#37) | March 10th, 2009 (#38) | March 19th, 2009 (#39) | March 26th, 2009 (#40) | April 5th, 2009 (#41) | April 9th, 2009 (#42) | April 16th, 2009 (#43) | April 23rd, 2009 (#44) | April 30th, 2009 (#45) | May 5th, 2009 (#46) | May 14th, 2009 (#47) | June 4th, 2009 (#50) | June 11th, 2009 (#51) | June 28th, 2009 (#52) | June 25th, 2009 (#53) | July 2nd, 2009 (#54) | July 9th, 2009 (#55) | July 16th, 2009 (#56) | July 23rd, 2009 (#57)

Images[edit]

Armstrong on the Moon | Dragons on Mars | Puppy Cannon | Spudnik | Terror Alert Chart | You've Got Platoon | Vampire Peacock | Bobby Orr | Pie Chart | Men at Work | Link Mugshot | Cactus (by Billy) | Einstein Idol

UnNews Audios[edit]

UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange | UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes

High Honors from Personified Potato Man[edit]

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Things you should note but looked bad stuck in between other things, so they are down here[edit]

  1. co-authored with Cap'n Ben
  2. Article Whisperer Winner 2013!
  3. #2 Oct '08!
  4. co-authored with Idigl7220
  5. #2 May '09!
  6. co-authored with Stupid Fat Hobbit
  7. co-authored with Stupid Fat Cajek and Stupid Fat Under user
  8. PLS Winner 2009!
  9. (co-authored with Aleister)
  10. #1 Mar '09!