User:Stupid Fat Hobbit

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun , and believes themselves to be Irish .

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat Meat

Featured Article: Kingfisher

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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“Argh!! What's he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!”

~ Gollum on Hobbits

Rebuttal

Contrary to the rumours that appear to be circulating, I am not stupid, fat, or a hobbit. In fact, I am smarter than you, lithe as a barrel of elves, and waaaay less fictional than a hobbit. I freely admit to any and all other accusations.