User:Stupid Fat Hobbit

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

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Featured Article: Kingfisher
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

“Argh!! What's he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!”

~ Gollum on Hobbits

Rebuttal

Contrary to the rumours that appear to be circulating, I am not stupid, fat, or a hobbit. In fact, I am smarter than you, lithe as a barrel of elves, and waaaay less fictional than a hobbit. I freely admit to any and all other accusations.