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thanks

THANKS --ShabiDOO 20:15, June 2, 2012 (UTC) YOU'RE WELCOME!

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:57, 2 June 2012

Thanks for welcoming me.

--ShabiDOO 21:34, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:59, 2 June 2012

Youz my number one Nigga. --ShabiDOO 22:27, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

THANKS, BRO!

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:01, 2 June 2012

Props bro!. --ShabiDOO 00:33, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

At the risk of being somewhat clear, maybe

You handled that thing on ban patrol well. Thank you; I couldn't be arsed to do so myself. >.< 1234 ~ 05:10, 3 June 2012

Thanks! : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:33, 3 June 2012

Philosophy of science

Thanks for the "welcome back" note! I'm glad you think the Philosophy of Science article is in good enough shape to come out of the ICU. Kalidosa (talk) 03:46, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, no problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:50, 4 June 2012

Template:India

Thanks. What is margin:auto for? How do I eliminate the margin between the green and orange lines? Spıke ¬ 10:53 4-Jun-12

It centers the template. As for eliminating the margin, I'm not sure yet, but I'll take a look. Also, shouldn't there be a border around the template? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:57, 4 June 2012

(Just a note: margin:auto only centers an element if that element has an explicit width. Another fun CSS quirk. Ahh, good times.) ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 4 '12 11:51 (UTC)

It looks fine to me, but if that is how templates are usually done here, go wild. Spıke ¬ 11:03 4-Jun-12

I think I fixed the margin between the colours. Does it look good now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:18, 4 June 2012

You Minded the Gap with a DIV--but there's got to be a simpler way; all we are trying to do is modify one of the assumptions of the Wikitable. Also, do whatever you want with the font size; as I told you elsewhere, I'm running with a big load of local CSS and a small display. And maybe see if my recent Template:Old computing complies with local conventions. Spıke ¬ 11:17 4-Jun-12

Ideally there should be, but one of the things tables automatically do is add a tiny space in between the boxes. Even if you specify cellspacing, cellpadding and the box's margin as 0px, it'll still be there. And your other template looks fine to me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:28, 4 June 2012

(Another quick note: cellspacing and cellpadding attributes are deprecated for tables in HTML 5 [I think, don't quote me], so those things are supposed to be set with a combination of border-collapse and border-spacing CSS rules.) ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 4 '12 11:56 (UTC)

Thanks for the work! Spıke ¬ 11:36 4-Jun-12

You're welcome. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:37, 4 June 2012

Now comes Template:Medical disclaimer, used in Medical school on VFH. I've made the text a bit more encyclopedic but the formatting doesn't look right (space between lines, lack of a right margin). Want to intervene? Spıke ¬ 11:50 4-Jun-12

I am a spazz

Wow, I have no excuse for that one except that I saw the image was uploaded by Lyrithya, and she edited one of the other entries on VFH, and ...uh, apparently I forgot to check the history. >.< Thanks for not banning me.

Anyway, about {{Taxobox}}: the issue with the image field is that I want it to be able to use just a bare image name in the future, while still being backwards-compatible with [[Image:]], [[File:]] and external-file methods. I think I've got it fixed now. Check it out. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 4 '12 14:44 (UTC)

I was trying to come up with a way to make it possible to use tables and the likes as well in the {{{image}}} parameter. I couldn't get it to work with #switch and then it hit me, #ifexist could do the job a lot simpler. Thanks for adding that missing } in the end. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:05, 4 June 2012

The blind leading the blind. I think we's got it sussed out, though. I must stop editing and go to sleep. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 4 '12 16:19 (UTC)

It's only late afternoon where I'm at. Sleep well, Bizzee. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:22, 4 June 2012

I don't know why you did that.

I hate to be an annoying little prick as of right now, but I'm not so sure of why you removed Iwillkillyou333's comment on the forum. Is there any reason as to why you did that? -- UserTalkContributions 02:47, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

It was an accident, obviously. With multiple sections being edited, sometimes edit conflicts fail to, well, conflict, resulting in situations like this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:50, 5 June 2012

Amy Winehouse page

Delete the Amy Winehouse page it is utterly vile in every possible way. Uncyclopedia articles are supposed to be funny not just stupid that's all that article was it was just stupid. Why does Amy Winehouse suffer so much abuse from this website when other musicians articles joke about how awesome they are or at least poke fun of them in an affectionate way. The Amy Winehouse article does neither and it is really vicious and not in a funny or even accurate way. It calls all of her music shit, says she was so ugly not even desperate men would fuck her, says that she is a whore a slut deserved to die and makes a joke about her having a miscarriage so thats funny to uncyclopedia is it making jokes about women losing their babies. Why do you want to joke about stuff like that, anyway I vfail to understand why of all the things you could make fun of someone for why would you want to make fun of someone for losing a child?. That's not like Monty Python or Peter Cook actually making cutting jokes towards religion or the establishment the higher ups in society. Wow women who lose babies, great target you went after there those bitches who lose their children annoy me so much bout time someone stuck it to them. Amy Winehouse deserves more she was a huge talent and hugely successful no one thinks of her as a bad singer so many other singers from Alice Cooper to Adele to Mick Jagger all thought she was great, don't try and tell me Love is a Losing Game or Back to Black are not great pieces of music. I fail to see why she should be so persecuted and called a whore and given any credit or due just because she did drugs, who hasn't done drugs Jim Morrison, Freddie Mercury, David Bowie etc. I think this page is misogynistic making jokes about her not being able to have kids her being a whore all just because she did drugs you wouldn't dream of saying that shit about a male singer who did drugs even Sid Vicious who killed someone gets off more lightly from you people than Amy.

Eh, it doesn't look like such a bad page to me. Also, you shouldn't expect there to be any logic behind which article is written favorable towards its subject and which one isn't. They're all written by different people, all with different concepts for what they wanted their article to be like. If you feel strongly about getting this page deleted, however, you can register an account and nominate it on VFD. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 7 June 2012

Answered you on my talkpage (and caught 8 trouts :)

Mattsnow 01:21, June 8, 2012 (UTC)

Also, Spike did a great partial rewrite of Quebec, an article I wrote and was featured. Could we nom it again? He really changed it a lot and improved it even more. Mattsnow 01:28, June 8, 2012 (UTC)

Well, if you think it's been changed enough to warrant a new nom, feel free to nominate it and let the people decide. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 8 June 2012

Poor fish. : ( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:11, 8 June 2012

TASTY fish! You ever had trout amandine? I sure have. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 9 '12 1:25 (UTC)

Mattsnow's template bug

I can confirm it's an issue on Chrome/Iron/Chromium. If you like, I can take a whack at it; I believe the solution is removing align="center" from the table in {{VFH}}, and adding "margin:0 auto;clear:both;" to the inline style declaration. I can't edit it, though, because ...well, it's sysop-protected. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 8 '12 1:35 (UTC)

I added the margin:auto thingy, though I'm holding off on the clear:both thingy because that would prevent any template appearing beside it altogether. Could you see if it's still doing the overlap thingy? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:03, 8 June 2012

Still overlaps. If you have Windows, I would recommend grabbing IronBrowser portable (from some weird company called SRWare). It is basically Chrome with the branding removed. It doesn't install anything, and is malware-free. Like most browsers, it has a Document Object Model manipulator, meaning you can view the HTML behind a page and fiddle with it; you can open it by hitting F12 (example.)

Not sure why this is an issue in Chrome, and not Opera or Firefox. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 9 '12 1:23 (UTC)

Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches

Further to your change, I'm against categories and templates that tell the reader how to think about what he's just read or is about to read. On a related note, a user called Luigispetpikmin (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser is creating a new batch of categories that will not help anyone navigate anything but will just clutter up the bottom of pages in order to crack wise about someone else's work. Spıke ¬ 16:57 8-Jun-12

Should those categories get to QVFD? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:03, 8 June, 2012 (UTC)

I am hardly sure my opinion is widespread, or I would have just done it. I thought a better course of action was to bounce it off other people and then talk to the user. Spıke ¬ 17:09 8-Jun-12

The two categories in question are predominantly meant for the user's own article, Glaceau. If a new user had been spamming a couple dim-witted self-made categories and the humour value of the articles he's adding the categories to isn't positively influenced by this, I'd take it upon myself to revert the user and delete the categories. However, if an author creates categories for his own article (and especially if it's a decent article), I don't consider it my place to dictate what categories a writer is allowed to use. If you feel strongly about these categories deserving deletion, however, you're free to nom them on VFD and let the community decide. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:54, 8 June 2012

Hadn't noticed Glaceau until now. I noticed it when he tagged Coca-Cola--on which you evidently agree with me. Spıke ¬ 18:07 8-Jun-12

Yeah, the category was appropriate for the subject, but not for the article itself. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:08, 8 June 2012

El Salvador

Whatcha doing? I don't see a change. Spıke ¬ 18:41 8-Jun-12

I made it so the image on the left side won't force the TOC to the right. It's only an issue if you have a wide screen, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:00, 8 June 2012

Yup, doesn't go halfway there on mine. Shouldn't the code ultimately be in the Table of Contents itself, so they all work that way? Spıke ¬ 20:03 8-Jun-12

That'd be convenient. I wouldn't know how to edit the general code for TOCs, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:09, 8 June 2012

You have an account at Wikipedia?

If so, I'd like to bring your attention to this forum. -- Sir CuteRayquazaOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:28, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

I have one, but I haven't used it in ages. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:58, 9 June 2012

Kerala illustrations

I've thrown in another photo (on harthals). Still waiting for a response from Zombie for a shoop for Section 1. Spıke ¬ 15:35 9-Jun-12

Ah, that looks a lot better already. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:52, 9 June 2012

And another one in Politics (pictured) but I was surprised that, on my screen, the second was moved into the next section (the horizontal line going all the way across). Can you butt the two up against one another? Spıke ¬ 11:32 11-Jun-12

Well, toying around with some divs, I might get the images closer together. But they're as butted up as they normally can be. Looks like you just got lucky and the empty space between the thumbnails aligned perfectly with the horizontal line associated with the section header. Because my screen is wider, I don't get the same as you're getting. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 11 June 2012

Templates raping one another

Caught another instance: if you go on the article, do you see it like this too? Mattsnow 15:47, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

Doesn't do it for me; the quote shortens to avoid crashing into the photo, and I changed the text and Previewed to try several different crash points. Spıke ¬ 16:06 12-Jun-12

Yeah, I don't get it either. What could be causing this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:36, 12 June 2012

Does anyone realize/has anyone reported that indentation (also bulleted lists) screw up when there is a thumbnail on the left? Spıke ¬ 19:23 13-Jun-12

Yessir, I do. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 21 '12 21:48 (UTC)

Another one

I just stumbled on another one... At least it seems I am the only one to have this problem. I have Chrome as you can see, my computer is only 4 months old and very good, just ran NORTON pro and cleared the 2 viruses... It happened to me once on Wikipedia though. I mean, is there any specifics on the computer or my settings that could help you solve the problem? It's not like it's that bad to me, but maybe some readers have that too. And now, as you can see, I am a pro at taking screenshots! So 1337! LOL Mattsnow 19:06, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, when I check these pages on Chrome they look normal, so it has to be something in your settings. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:11, 13 June 2012

You're not helping me much here lol, why would it do that on WP also? I never touched the 'my preferences' thing on WP. Or maybe you're talking about my PC's settings? If this is the case, it is hopeless, and I certainly won't go to a PC shop, paying the guy 50 an hour so he can look at this... Mattsnow 19:18, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

What if you simply unchecked "screw up photographs" in "My preferences"? Spıke ¬ 19:22 13-Jun-12

I have the answer! The answer is... *tsrk* Yaghba Shadada! *bursts out laughing* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:24, 13 June, 2012 (UTC)

Can't find the "screw-ups photographs" option, where is it ?!? And you damn cat, if I ever catch you... Oh fuck, I'm a mouse :S Mattsnow 19:30, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

Well, maybe it's your browser's settings. This page I found seems to indicate this (though it doesn't offer a solution besides using a different browser). Maybe I'm not getting the problem because I have a different version of Chrome. Hmm... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:31, 13 June 2012

Seriously, to diagnose this bug: (1) locate the Firefox file userContent and temporarily change its name. Then (2) save the page to your hard disk, and edit it, chopping away at the HTML to find the simplest possible code that causes the failure. The thumbnail and the template would be DIVs, and there are ways to command DIVs to overlap if that's what you want, such as custom stuff in userContent. Spıke ¬ 19:34 13-Jun-12

Pudding time! *Eats Matt* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:36, 13 June, 2012 (UTC)

But he's using Chrome. And it seems to be something browser-specific. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 13 June 2012

LOL, thanks Sock, I'll read it when I have enough mental energy. I am on "vacation" so I came back to the city. I am helping my uncle, who has a moving business and it is the big rush and his employees are fleeing and I am too much of a merciful guy, so I help him. I like cycling a lot, and can roll at 18mph for 3 or 4 hours, but my upper body is a piece of weak, unenduring crap. I'm just fucking fried and we have 2 other ones tomorrow. (Although you may not care one bit about this, and understandably so. LOL) Do you guys have a "moving period" like us (in June, culminating on the 1st of July, where it is absolute craziness) or are you sane and move year-round? Mattsnow 20:05, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

Socky, Spike: I can confirm that Matt's issues occur in the most-recent versions of Chrome/Iron/Chromium (see my comment above), so if you folks aren't seeing them, it's because your browsers are out of date. I think it has to do with Chrome finally stopping support for outdated HTML syntax -- you know, those tag attributes like cellpadding and align which the W3C calls "deprecated". "Deprecated" means "this shit may be supported by some browsers for backwards-compatibility, but it is no longer a standard, so don't count on it." A lot of the templates on this site use deprecated HTML -- see {{Quotation}}, {{VFH}}. And there's no easy way around it, because the current CSS standard doesn't supply proper replacements for those old markup attributes that worked so well. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 21 '12 21:39 (UTC)

Oh, by the way, I figured out how to fix it. Just replace the code in {{VFH}} with my code. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 21 '12 23:05 (UTC)

Why does your version have a width of 100%? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:51, 22 June 2012

It...um...doesn't. It has a width of auto. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 22 '12 1:36 (UTC)

I know, I looked at the code. What I mean is that it spans the maximum width on my screen. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:39, 22 June 2012

Wow, that's a deal-breaker, huh? I kinda liked the fact that it filled the available space. Ok. Well, I added max-width:820px, which does...basically what it says. It prevents it from expanding beyond 825px side-to-side. What do you think? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 22 '12 17:05 (UTC)

Looks good. Changed {{VFH}} accordingly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:42, 22 June 2012

Cool. I'll see if I can fiddle {{cquote}}. When I tried last week, though, I failed. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 22 '12 19:48 (UTC)

So the overlapping issue with {{VFH}} is fixed then? Also, see if {{cquote}} still overlaps stuff. I changed the deprecated stuff to other stuff. If it still overlaps, the problem probably has something to do with the {| |} tables. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 22 June 2012

Whoops, missed your reply. Yes, {{Cquote}} still overlaps pictures. The bad news (or good news?) is that it's the same way on Wikipedia, so the issue ain't us, it's MediaWiki. I've got a screenshot, but I've apparently misplaced it. (By the way, width and valign are also deprecated in favor of the css properties width and vertical-align.) ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jun 27 '12 3:35 (UTC)

P.S. Of course the VFH overlap is fixed. I'm the one who came up with the code, remember? >:)

Thanks for voting!

I've been real busy lately, so sorry, I've got no time to make a template. But thanks for voting though! Appreciated and my penis is doing well too, if you're asking. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 15:00, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Protecting something

Hi, could you please put a steel protective cup over {{this template}}? It's used by other "important" templates, so...y'know. Bad idea for stoopids to have access to it. Thanks. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 16 '12 15:38 (UTC)

Sorry I was inactive the last couple days. It appears to have been protected by now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 17 June 2012

Yep. Sorry to bug ya. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 17 '12 23:34 (UTC)

No prob. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 17 June 2012

Hey socky

Thanks again :)

--ShabiDOO 00:39, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Why are your thanks so small? Are you only that little grateful? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:07, 18 June 2012

No...its a case of less is more :) What are you doing up at 4.00? My excuse is the Mediteranian heat.--ShabiDOO 02:15, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Vanity Nonsense

Could I get you to update my wall of shame thingy to include Micheal Jackson? I'd prefer to quietly do it myself but it seems to be protected. -OptyC Sucks! CUN03:25, 18 Jun

You need to edit Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/Optimuschris now, instead of the page itself. But sure, I'll add it for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:59, 19 June 2012

You're the bestest. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:27, 20 Jun

Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:34, 21 June 2012

Sockey is the super bestest!!! --ShabiDOO 21:59, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

So...You DIDN'T???

So...according to your userpage's category, you DIDN'T fuck my mom in the kitchen last night. I thought she'd fucked just about everybody, including your mom! Well, I gess at least you didn't catch all those existing and newly discovered STD's (such as grueitis, which slowly turns your penis into a grue that eats the rest of you, lol there should be an article on that), but still, the fact that you didn't fuck that hoe...people with morals or principles of any kind (i'm a total asshole and asshat, so i'm here lol) probably shouldn't even be here, but your cool :). Just please fuck moarf people, you'll get around to doing my mom eventually. --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 19:18, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:11, 27 June 2012

Request...

Since we're apparently locking all featured articles from IP edits, could you lock mine? Thanks. Saberwolf116 (talk) 23:51, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

It already is. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

End of Time

Finish it so I can nominate it on VFH. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:11, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, yes, I've been busy, but I promise I'll make time to create an ending for End of Time (pun totally intended). Already have a pretty solid idea of how to finish it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 27 June 2012

Thanks for moving my images into the category the right way. How do you do it?

FlameHorse

You press "Edit" and add "[[Category:Name of the category you wish the page to be categorized as]]" at the bottom of the page you want to categorize. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 27 June 2012

What

What do you mean I'm not allowed to archive other people's talk pages? But have you seen the size of Skullthumper's talk page? It could be made into three separate archives and still be large! User:Matthlock/sig 22:03, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, it's big. That doesn't give you authority to archive it, though. Besides, he's inactive here, so why would you (or anyone else for that matter) want to post messages on his talkpage? Can't you contact him on Formspring or something? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:08, 28 June 2012

Mattlock, thankfully, the atmosphere of incessant enforcement of unimportant rules and policy has died down on the wiki...and so...if no one cares (and really in this case...no one cares), it's better to do something fun rather than ordering people what to do. You could dance for instance...dance like you've never danced before. --ShabiDOO 22:50, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Reminds me of a song by the Men At Work User:Matthlock/sig2 21:14, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:52, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!

There's still plenty more room for discussion on my forum page, so come back as quickly as you can. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:38, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Content

I see you quickly remove content, but do not add so much content to articles yourself. It is very easy to remove content but more satisfying to add content to articles! Flyingbird (talk) 01:42, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, it's very easy to add content. Watch this: Hitler, Grue, Chuck Norris. Carly Rae Epsen was raped by Pikachu. The issue is that it's much harder to add quality content. If Socky, or any other admin, or the majority of regular users, removes content, it's usually because it falls down on HTBFANJS. I'd suggest you read through that guide and try and work out why something was removed. If there is a particular edit that you are unhappy about, then it's better to raise it civilly and non-confrontationally, and ask what the rationale was for the removal. And this is not my talkpage. --Nominally Humane! 01:48 13 Jul 01:48, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hi PuppyOnTheRadio, the reason was given: 'not very funny', which is very subjective! 'Not coherent with the rest of the article', ok, that is more reasonable, although I think too much coherence will work counter productive to satire! And clicking on a 'revert' button is so much easier than typing a story. Cheers. Flyingbird (talk) 01:53, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Was this the Italy edit? If so, I have to admit I agreed with the removal. It could be funny, but in context with a greater whole. It did clash with the remainder of the article. For instance Crossbow is funny, Salvador Dali is funny, and A wizard did it is funny. If you tried to put the three of them together it would clash, and lose the funny from the three of them. Again, this is all subjective, but any QC has an element of subjective. Maybe a new article on Rome would be a more appropriate idea. Create in your user space and then move it to main space. --Nominally Humane! 02:01 13 Jul 02:01, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Allright, thanks for your feedback, because of the nuance, that is easier to accept than the blunt removal with insult! It was about [[1]] indeed, a bit inspired by John Cleese et al. Cheers. Flyingbird (talk) 02:05, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

A request

Greetings and salutations Dr. Socktopus. Could you possibly do the following:

1. Place this line in your <skin>.css file: @import "http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User:Bizzeebeever/styles/navbox.css&action=raw&ctype=text/css"
2. Refresh your cache
3. Visit this page: User:Bizzeebeever/Template

If you do, you will see what SPIKE and I were cooking up. (Pardon the color scheme, I know it is quite vomit-inducing.) We have just two problems:

1. That css code, which was lifted directly from wikipedia's Common.css, would need to be in the site-wide css file in order for it to work for everybody.
2. There already exists a {{Navbox}} (which you modified). However, that navbox is a bit out-of-date, and doesn't have all the fun features and simplicity we need.

Would it be impossible for us to overwrite the old Navbox with our new navbox (from wikipedia, slightly modified), and to have someone put this code in the site css file? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jul 14 '12 12:08 (UTC)

Given my vague memory of all the changes I had to do to make the template actually work on Uncyclopedia, I have my doubts on how "simple" a job it'll be. But if you've tested your own version of the template and are confident it'll work, go ahead and replace mine with it. However, before you do that, could you alter {{Science fiction}} so it'll work with your new version of the template? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:01, 15 July 2012

Sure. The thing is, it won't actually work unless those css rules have been added to the site css. If it was just a matter of dropping the new code in there, I would have ...y'know, stomped right over to {{Navbox}} and crammed my changes in there. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 3:14 (UTC)

The code's where you want it now (I think). Also, {{Science fiction}} suddenly has smaller text and a double border. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:21, 15 July 2012

Thank you sir! I'll take care of that, straight-away. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 3:36 (UTC)

Does it look good so far? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 4:02 (UTC)

Aside from your last edit to {{Science fiction}} making the lists super-wide, yes. Maybe you should add some max-width or overflow value somewhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:06, 15 July 2012

Fuck-damnit. You using Chrome? Either way, I thought they patched that with the MediaWiki upgrade. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 4:09 (UTC)

Firefox, actually. Though I can check on Chrome too, if you want. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:10, 15 July 2012

Yup, it also does it on Chrome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:16, 15 July 2012

The problem with the nasty li'l blighter is the .hlist class. It turns lists into horizontally-laid-out things. Unfortunately, MediaWiki < 1.20 returns the html as follows:

<li>
list-item here</li><li>
list-item here</li><li>
<!-- and so on. -->

As you can see, that blows up in some browsers because of the .hlist li rule (or some such): white-space: nowrap. Version 1.20 puts the line break between the elements. This is my best guess, anyway, comparing our version with wikipedia's. There are two ways to fix it: 1) comment out the line in Common.css where it says .hlist li { ... white-space: nowrap ... }, or 2) just use bullet lists. Horizontal lists are simpler, but...

Anyway, I changed {{Scifi}} back to the old bullet list. Fixed now.

TL;DR: fixed now. #BlameWikia. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 4:25 (UTC)

The way you're using the terms "bullet lists" and "horizontal lists" seems a bit counterintuitive...
But anyway, all I need to do to make the hlist thing work correctly is to remove the white-space: nowrap line in MediaWiki:Common.css, correct? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:36, 15 July 2012

The line is mentioned several times, though. Should I remove it everywhere or could it be useful in some cases? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:41, 15 July 2012

You would just want to comment out the white-space: nowrap; line under the .navbox .hlist li { rule. All the others are ...rather important, I presume. And it's really not necessary. The bug only shows up when you try to use the .hlist class, instead of using the good old {{·}} template. (That's what I meant by a "bulleted list", by the way.) ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 4:50 (UTC)

Ah, okay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:54, 15 July 2012

Also, Jesus Christ, sorry to bother you while you were cleaning up after that turd burglar. I didn't even notice it on RC. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 4:30 (UTC)

It wasn't that much of a problem, really. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:39, 15 July 2012

Retro week

Socky how are you? Still awake? Theres something about me, everytime im in belgium, that brings me to my natural rythm of sleeping in the day and doing stuff at night. I think its the calcium in the water and the re-used oil in the frituurs!

Could you add "last chance" or something like that to the site notice.

Also if you feel like helping me out, I need to copy all the nominated articles into the vote mockup here--ShabiDOO 04:55, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I should really go to bed now. I'd add "last chance" somewhere, but it doesn't really fit with what's already there when I say it in my head. It's kinda implied by the current message already anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:13, 15 July 2012

If you're still around

Could you look at this? I don't wanna start going through a revert war over it. Nominally Humane! 05:34 15 Jul

Never mind. Frosty got it. Nominally Humane! 06:40 15 Jul

Voting for retro week

Socky, could you please protect the nomination page and change the notice and link it to the voting page. It would really be lovely of you if you did my sweety. --ShabiDOO 00:26, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Looks like someone beat me to it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 16 July 2012

Just out of curiosity...

Do you edit the Dutch uncyclopedia? Saberwolf116 (talk) 01:51, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Hardly ever. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:04, 16 July 2012

Features

Socky...could you please put Fire Hydrant in the feature cue (to switch over in 2 hours and 15 minutes?) And if you aren't too busy could you also put the next two features the following days so I don't have to go around bugging admins:

• Fisher Price: A Retrospective July 25
• Really big tree July 26.

Please :) :) :) It would be very appreciated. Can you feel the sun reaching your soul? --ShabiDOO 21:46, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm... but Xamralco already refeatured them. So are you asking me to repeat his actions and make these articles triple-featured? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 23 July 2012

Couldn't we quadruple feature them? --ShabiDOO 00:55, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

Sure. But why stop there? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:11, 24 July 2012

Glad to see you're back on!

The IP sig was cool though lol. Do you know if everyone reintegrated the asylum? Mattsnow 03:55, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

It looks it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:05, 26 July 2012

Just noticed

“ I self-disqualified it from the PLS, I self-againsted on its VFH nom and now I'm self-closing the nom. ”

If they gave awards for humility, you would probably decline it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:53, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Unless if there was a big pile of prize money involved. : )  Which I would all spend on Third World aid, of course. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:12, 26 July 2012

Yeah, I was wondering if anyone had noticed that. Thanks for the heads-up. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 26 July 2012

A call to arms!

Greetings, fellow colonizer! As you know, we have chosen Futurama as our article of choice in our quest to resurrect the once grand and glorious empire of Imperial Colonization. After considerable debate, we have decided on our battle strategy and plan on subduing and annexing this article into our Empire forthwith. As a God-fearing solider of our order, it is your duty to contribute to our conquest of this brute. Help us! Should you have any questions or suggestions for a new battle approach, please talk to your fellow imperialists.

Happy hunting!

Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:07, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

VFH problems

Just thought I'd point out that vfh articles have lost the voting option. Seems the only way you can vote is to directly edit the vfh page.

Maybe this is intentional (?) if so please ignore my annoying comments. Everyone else does. --Lantash (talk) 20:29, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Pretty sure that isn't intentional. You can probably blame Wikia for this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:55, 27 July 2012

Turn over on VFH

Don't forget that today is the last day of the RETRO WEEK. So the can be taken down any time now and some admin will have to put an article in the que as the changeover is soonish. --ShabiDOO 18:48, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

A quick rant during the Olympics:

Why the hell is China beating all the others? I looked down Belgium and it is way at the bottom, and Australia fell to 11th! Last Olympiad the Australian team were second! Did all the underage gymnasts became legal age or something? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 06:44, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Well, one factor would be the size of their population. With a huge population, you'd be more likely to have world class athletes in multiple disciplines. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:56, 8 August 2012

Right, cuz lookit India and Brazil and Maylasia, with their metric fucktonne of gold medals, and on the other hand, tiny, poor countries like Kazakhstan have zippo.

...wait... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Aug 9 '12 7:32 (UTC)

I never said it was the only factor. 8 out of 10 of the best performing countries are listed in the top 25 of most populous nations, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 9 August 2012

Yeah, but I think population size is not anywhere near as important to a country's Olympic success as (1) the emphasis they place on Olympic competition, and (2) how well-funded their sports are. As an example of #1, just look at the vast disparity between China and India, with their comparatively-sized populations. Also, look at the historical successes of Jamaica, Kenya, Kazakhstan and Romania in their niches of sprinting, long-distance running, weightlifting and gymnastics, respectively, despite their small size and low GDPs. Now, #2 is close to impossible to prove, but it seems logical. Any country that has at least a couple million inhabitants probably has more than a few decent athletes. But if those athletes don't have the resources to train in their best sports for years and years, they'll never make it to the Olympics. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 10 '12 3:46 (UTC)

Oh, and I forgot to mention that nobody asked me. And also this isn't my talk page. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 10 '12 3:52 (UTC)

Well, obviously. A nation that attaches great importance to sport and invests a great deal of money in creating and supporting a climate in which athletes are idolized and encouraged to train their skills to be at an almost superhuman level will have better athletes and thus a better chance at winning gold medals. The point I was making earlier is merely that without a big population, your chances of performing extremely well (i.e. well enough to have a chance at winning a gold medal) in many different disciplines are pretty slim. Jamaica, for example, has great runners, but that's pretty much it. Belgium has had world-class female tennis players for decades, but that's pretty much all we excel at. Being good in one sport isn't gonna get you in the top ten of most gold medals. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:52, 11 August 2012

I guess so, although I will note that Hungary, with a smaller population than Belgium, ranks in the top 10, and has medals in judo, wrestling, fencing, swimming, gymnastics, track and field, and (I am not making this sport up) "canoe sprinting." For shame, Belgium. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Aug 11 '12 10:24 (UTC)

Jessux blowing bejexxis

Are you aware of this? Aleister 18:00 8-7-'012

I wasn't until the moment I clicked your link. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 8 August 2012

iBauer

Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people (until someone acted like a bent prick). It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony    10:50, Aug 15

Your soul is rooted in the flemish soil

So...maybe you could explain why there is never any happy inbetween? Two weeks of rainy coldness and now a week of burning radiowaves and jungle steam. There must be a metaphysical explanation behind this. Isn't there? --ShabiDOO 07:05, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

There undoubtedly is and due to its metaphysical nature we as mere mortals will no doubt be unable to sufficiently grasp it for it to make sense to us. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 19 August 2012

But the beer and chocolate and fries and witloof caserole make up for it. ¿No? --ShabiDOO 20:40, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

Chocolate and fries, sure. For some reason I find witloof and most kinds of beer rather distasteful. Vodka and whiskey, on the other hand, taste wonderful to me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:52, 19 August 2012

Boobs?

MA CHE DICI BOOBS E' UNA PAROLA SCEMA E PURE SBAGLIATA. SIGNIFICA BOBS CHE VUOL DIRE BOB CHE VUOL DIRE ROBERT. INSOMMA QUELLA LI C'HA DUE ROBERTI. HAI SBAGLIATO: IN ITALIA C'E' GIORGIO FALETTI CHE FACEVA LE COMMEDIE DELLA COGNATA CHE C'HA DUE ROBERTI MA ERANO LE CHIAPPE. IN ITALIA SI DICE TETTE, POPPE, POCCE, PUPPAPPERA MA NON BOBS-ROBERTO. HAHAAHAHAH. ITALIANO STYLE MAFIA COLPISCE ANCORA. W IL CRAPPOLIO! --Faggolio (talk) 03:38, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

I'm sure what you just said was very funny, but I didn't understand a word of it. Well, besides the "BOOBS" part. Mmm, boobs... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:39, 6 September 2012

September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- The Zombiebaron 03:06, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

I'm away for two weeks and I didn't get any new messages? : /

Many thanks to RAHB for reverting the vandalism though. : D —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:25, 1 October 2012

9-11 according to a 5 year old

I tried to leave a note on this page regarding the fact that I thought it was hard to read. I asked for somebody to clean it up for me, because I thought that I, being a Grammar Nazi, would overdo it. But the edit filter wouldn't let me put it there. Any help?

I'm pretty sure one of the jokes is that 5 year olds can't spell, but if there's a typo in there that really bothers you, feel free to mention it to me and I'll look into it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 10 October 2012

Quick question for you

So I've recently noticed that if you enter certain usernames into the search bar, if the username is the same or similar to an article, it will just automatically send you to the article, even if you type User:"fillintheblank" exactly the way it's supposed to be. Is there any way you know to get around that? I know that it seems like a silly thing, but especially on mobile, it basically makes it really difficult to visit certain userpages. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:15, October 11, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, you mean it ignores the "user:" bit? Well, the drop down thingy will normally give you a link to the userpage. But if that doesn't work on your mobile, I guess in that case editing your url bar is the easiest way to reach the userpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:21, 11 October 2012

Man, I was afraid you'd say that. For this one particular page I'm trying to get to, clicking the selections on the drop down arrow thingy doesn't even work. I was wondering if you knew anything about the coding side of things, or if it was some kind of bug. I have no problem typing in the address bar, but I was kind of doing a special project in the theme of Halloween and well the project relies on people being able to access a userpage. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:29, October 11, 2012 (UTC)

Angry, misogynistic, irrational rant

You fucker! I'm away for two months and I get no vandalism from you? No messages? No teary-eyed, heart-rending cries to the gods asking for the dead to be returned to their rightful liveliness? Seriously, fuck you and all you stand for, you suck, I hate you, go die in a fire. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 12 '12 2:26 (UTC)

Oh, P.S. you're probably a chick and that's why you aren't funny. You know, because your boobs get in the way. There. Truth in advertising, regarding the headline. Almost forgitted it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 12 '12 2:26 (UTC)

Haha, I know how you feel, Bizzee. I left for 2 weeks and no one left a message on my talkpage. :'( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 12 October 2012

Thank you

Glorious Sir Socky, for voting for my Lasagne article. Now, this seems a little late, but I got too busy smoking weed(very important) so yeah, no fancy template. Sorry man. But seriously, thanks for voting. Now, I deduce from your profile that you happen to be someone who adores the admiration of sexual fantasies so here's a picture of a shemale for you.

--POP!GoesTheWeasel 01:30, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hi

Hi. →L A B O R A T O R I E S_{01:48 21 November 2012}

Hello. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:49, 21 November 2012

I don't have an image of two chickens fucking, so just imagine it in your mind's eye. Hi! How are ya? Welcome back. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Nov 21 '12 2:21 (UTC)

I'm imagining them to be two lesbian chickens winging each other. And I'm good, thanks. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:26, 21 November 2012

Mmmm, chicken. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Nov 21 '12 2:28 (UTC)

Mmmm indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:43, 21 November 2012

I knew it.

Belgium does not exist. If you are in Belgium, you also do not exist, as Belgium is a non-existent place, and a real person cannot exist in a non-existent place. However, from all indications, you do exist. Therefore, you cannot be in Belgium. WHO ARE YOU REALLY??? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 29 '12 7:26 (UTC)

Clearly you haven't read http://zapatopi.net/belgium/ thoroughly enough. Belgium exists as an underground complex beneath Euro-Disneyland, and I'm the mastermind behind it all! MUAHAHAHA!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:18, 30 November 2012

Only in your mind's virtually-realized eye... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Nov 30 '12 7:19 (UTC)

days later...

I say, how are you today, good sir? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 15:48 (UTC)

Its -1ºC today

And I couldn't help but think that it must be -30ºC in Belgium. Has your house frozen solid yet? --ShabiDOO 18:33, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Socky....

....where did you go?????

Socky....

....will we see you again?

Socky....

....remember the time that....

Aleister 11:30 16decemb12

...I returned to Uncyclopedia? Yeah, good times. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 26 December 2012

Don't tease us like that, sir. I, for one, cannot handle being teased. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 26 '12 20:47 (UTC)

Is that the image of He-Man fapping? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:52, 26 December 2012

No, sir, it is not. I would never do that. I have respect for other gentlemen who do not enjoy looking at cocks, as I am one myself. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 26 '12 20:57 (UTC)

Thank God, I thought I was the only one left. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:00, 26 December 2012

Vote vote vlote vfet vote vluote vote vat?

{{NSFW}} – Preceding unsigned comment added by Aleister in Chains (talk • contribs)

You're aware that you gave me no indication of where it is you want me to vote, right? Not that I don't know, but not everyone is as clairvoyant as I am. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:08, 27 December 2012

I thank you, good sir

Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors! Now go run around with them.

You are hereby thanked through a gift of black and white scissors for your vote on VFH for Jim Morrison. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 01:40, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Socky

Swimming! A great site. I am ashamed to tell you that I am offended by the bra covering the breasts of the woman on your talk page. The bra makes no sense, and I cannot figure out what you are doing. Is it satire? What are her breasts doing in there? Aleister 2:32 Uncy Birthday '13

The bra is holding those boobies nicely together, I suppose. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:36, 5 January 2013

You are a very sick man. When you have a pair of nicely juggling boobies just a click away, and you present us with this profanity. A bra? When did you last hear about a woman using one of those? I hate your Saudi's, and how you treat your women. I turn my back on you. Aleister minutes later

Yes, I am a monster respectful towards a woman's body. I find this fact deeply shameful and embarrassing, so my deepest apologies for offending you, Aleister. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:58, 5 January 2013

Apology accepted. I thought you wanted the uncensored version, so I must apology as well, for thinking the worse. I understand now that the female breast should be covered at all times. I have learned a lot from this exchange, and am a better man because of it. Aleister 3:08 5-1-'13

I guess the bra-boobs kinda grew on me. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:23, 5 January 2013

Bra-boobs! A biggggg favor. Since I don't even know how to move pictures, can you or someone similar grab the two brown rice pics in my unnews at the old site, UnNews:Man marries brown rice, when you have time. I imported them off that wikia thing because we had no pics of brown rice, and now they are stuck there. I am eternally grateful already. Thanks until the sun comes up. Aleister boobs

I've looked into it and apparently I need to export them from the Wikia wiki (which saves them on my computer) and then import them to this wiki, which is basically a more complicated version of me saving those images on my computer and uploading them here. And assuming you already have those images on your computer, could you save me the trouble and upload them yourself? ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:22, 11 January 2013

Fringe redirect

I created the redirect when I misspelled it in the Reqaward edit history. Is there any way to edit the history, or delete the edit itself, to get rid of the red link? MadMax (talk) 14:40, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

P.S. Thanks for cleaning up the mess I made of the templates yesterday.

Well, if you delete the page and then restore it, you have the option of not restoring particular edits of your choosing. But if it's just a typo in a revision that will probably never be looked at again once several new edits are made, I don't really see the point in going through the trouble. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:32, 16 January 2013

Twister

Hi, and why isn't anyone talking or playing with you here? Are you like a Scrooge now, holed up with your boobs (hmmmmmmm, not a bad idea, not bad at'll). Sir Peesalot got bored with writing a Twister (game) article and roped me into doing some of it, and I remembered your page. Did you want to work on it too, or can we just use the picture and get bored with that? The pic is named 1966 something something, so if you have no interest in giving this page the Socky touch as well, I thought you have the right of first, second, and third refusal, being the author of a start-up. I have an idea for a section that I'll work on apart and then paste in. Your story had gang rape in it, if I read it right, which is so evil that I want to organize one just to experience that level of evilness (which is old hat to you I'm sure). Al I don't know what time it is. It's February second though.

Oh, you mean this little thing. Totally forgot I had it in my userspace. You're free to steal as much from it as you like. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:58, 3 February 2013

Thanks, and I'm sure Sir Peesalot will thank you. We can either work some of it in and give you credit, or you can work some of it in and continue with a collab and give yourself credit. It's all good. Al 23:11 3-2-'13

How the hell did you know I'd find your summoning, Al? Yes, free game! I like it! Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:27, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

A bug on my screen

I thought I should tell you that I attempted to wipe off a small bug that was on my screen, only to realise that the little moving critter was actually part of your signature. Thanks for the annoyance. hahah :D - S^tr_ai_n^j1 01:19, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

You're very welcome. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:59, 3 February 2013

Never eat raspberries.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You have one with raspberry flavour? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:58, 8 February 2013

post forking a post fork article posted to pre fork not knowing of the fork

If I accidentally wrote an article meant for this wiki, on another wiki, is there a set way to port it over here without making Jimbo or some wikinauts all mad and merde? Kevillips (talk) 22:34, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

You can just copy it to this site. You're the author, after all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 8 February 2013

O_0 Kevillips (talk) 22:46, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Clearly a new topic. -Socky

Not wanting to start a new topic, I am just going to add a new colon

A featured article seems to have been primarily authored by me. Is there a way to search for featured articles contributed by a particular user? Like "featured" AND "User:Kevillips" ?

assuming the article I stumbled upon is considered to be primarily by

me while at whiskIKEA.

Kevillips (talk) 23:07, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Well, if the author in question has 3 or more features, you can go to the Hall of Shame and look up their name there. There's no guarantee that the list is up-to-date, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 8 February 2013

Well, my confusion is, how is authorship of a featured article considered? I wrote it when I was housebound, and have had a long respite from writing. Today I noticed an article I penned in 2011 was featured a year later. But I found out nearly by accident, by looking at the what links here to my user page. Further clouded by the trans-wiki nature of now vs then. Is this that and do I need to merge my identities of this with that so that not the that that is that but the that that is that in the stead. what was I saying? Kevillips (talk) 00:18, 9 February 2013 (UTC)

That is a very good question. A very good question indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:41, 9 February 2013

Browser fix

Hello, long time no creeping around. Thanks for the fix suggestion, but maybe I don't know what "clear browser" means. I'm still having the problem of not being totally logged in, so I can't categorize or search, and I've refreshed and turned the computer off and on, and my tool drop down doesn't have a "clear browser" thing on it, so it's possible I've never done it. It's not the refresh button? That's what I always thought it meant. The bra on your user page is black, like the best of Bettie Page's clothes. Aleister 13:45 13-2-'13

p.s. And of course I've deleted the browsing history too, lots of times.

When people say you need to clear your browser, they mean you need to 'hard refresh', as opposed to just just 'soft refreshing' (only clicking the regular refresh button). Hard refreshing is done differently on different browsers. On Firefox, for instance, I believe clicking the refresh button while holding Shift (that arrow that produces capital letters) will do the trick. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:49, 16 February 2013

I just did that and it worked! What stupid machines. I don't even know if I have firegox, but whatever it is this hard refresh worked. I wonder what else it has done. Do I have gold now, and can I see dead people? A whole new world has opened up, with hard refresh (weird science, this computer lingo). Thanks. And as an admin you should ban this new guy calling himself Socky. Aleister 11:14 16-2-'13

hmc2013

Socky I hope you might have a chance to participate tomorrow. Third times a charm you know. --ShabiDOO 00:28, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

That's what she said. Oh and Socky, an archivin would be pretty neat to execute soon. It's taken me centuries to get down here. Given that I'm on my iPod haha  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:02 3.20.13

Dang, read this a day too late. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:48, 22 March 2013

Just giving you a heads-up

I'm probably gonna rewrite A wizard did it: A Retrospective this week. Since you co-wrote it, I'll let you have final say over any changes I make. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:33, 14 April 2013 (UTC)

Okay, Dex. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:09, 17 April 2013

HI SOCKY!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, Socky! Long time. I have several questions: A) How are you doing? B) Why is there a new uncyc? C)Do dolphins sleep? -^Dame 23:19, 2 June 2013 (UTC)

Sonje! A long time indeed. You're lucky, I just got back from a couple weeks of inactivity. As to your questions...

1. I'm doing rather well. : )
2. We got tired of Wikia sucking so much, so we finally decided to leave. Hence the new site.
3. Yes, by letting one half of their brain sleep at a time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:35, 4 June 2013

Excellent. RAHB filled me in on most of the drama. But I edited a bit on wikia before I realised what was going on. Then I came here instead. I've already done all the leftover image requests in RadicalXs corner. Anyway, nice to see you. And I still owe you that tentacle porn song. One day, I'll get to it... one day. --^Dame 21:41, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

I look forward to it. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:43, 4 June 2013

Hi! Howdy!

 ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jun 5 '13 1:55 (UTC)

Greetings! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:58, 7 June 2013

So....

The king of Belgium resigned following the queen of the Netherlands' resignation. Apparently nobody cares. Am I right to assume so? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 09:13, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Pretty much. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:08, 10 July 2013

I think the king was intimidated by Belgiums gay prime minister. --ShabiDOO 19:40, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Damn!!!

Hi,

I'm a French sysop. I have just discovered that you have left Wikia. The news have just crossed the Atlantic ocean and the English channel with our Bottle Message Service 2.0 . How do you run your new wiki server? And who? Ftiercel (talk) 20:01, 20 July 2013 (UTC)

Hey Ftiercel, you might want to ask Bizzeebeever about this. He is around a few times a week, and as far as I know is in charge of a bunch of the server stuff. Or go onto our IRC Channel and ask around there. There should be a few people on there who can put you in the right direction. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 00:46, 21 July 2013 (UTC)

Yup, what Woody said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:41, 23 July 2013

Long time

I don't understand this fork thing. What was the point? Why can't we all just not get on in one place?--Sog1970 (talk) 20:50, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

Yo, Sog. Well, Wikia was forcing a load of policies on us, so we figured, if we could go on without them, why not? We can't stop them from keeping their own version of Uncyc in place, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:15, 4 September 2013

Users are free to 'Aleister' on both sites Soggy. The two Uncs ('Spoon' and 'Fork') will eventually evolve into different beasts: One with a lot of hair, and the other not. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:57, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

Aleister is a verb now. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:50, 4 September 2013

Indeed!--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:03, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

I've always been a verb, although sometimes I shift to other modes of speech. Socky, I'm hoping and prayin that you, as the People's Administrator, take the huge task upon yourself to check each of the "nominated" articles of the aptly named Forest Fire Week. Your judgement is in line with lots of users, and that judgement could be put to long but good use in this task of saving the wiki's behind. Thanks!!! Aleister 20something 7-9-'13

I stumbled across this, and for some reason you popped into my head

http://www.die-screaming.com/boobs-animated-gif-170379/ Nominally Humane! 11:14 02 Nov

A man, a plan, a canal, boobs. And Socky, wikia has traded ScottPat to this site for you, straight up, no draft choice, so pack your bags. Aleister Next Halloween in Jerusalem

Illogicopedia

Whether you know it or not, you are involved in an issue over at Illogicopedia. User:Flyingcat (known here as Llwy-ar-lawr), has added your name to two templates, namely Template:Noun and Template:Noun indef, without your consent. If you want, feel free to remove your name from the templates. I tried to do you the favor, but all I got was a hostile response from Llwy,and she just reverted the removal. Just felt that you should know.

Kate (talk) 01:28, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

I was actually rather polite and you refused to respond as though you had listened (and whatever happened to linking to actual pages?), and you are blocked for 6 months by Frosty for wikistalking/being a dick. I also don't think Socky cares terribly. This consent thing is just silly. I am pretty sure you are the only one who cares. I only care because you can't or won't format your edits properly and they break templates. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 18:28, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

lol

ye ist kuteh. Secksy tayjm plox?--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 04:23, 20 March 2014 (UTC)

I don't get why these people are posting on socky's page... especially with such weird and irrelevant comments...he's not here. Haven't seen a trace of him for 6 months. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:34, 20 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Because he is one of the most beloved of our lapsed users, and there is a need by those with no discernible talent to obtain reflected glory by writing here. Nominally Humane! 04:41 20 Mar

Hey guys. : )  *disappears in a poof of logic* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:48, 22 May 2014

It's you! Sockpuppet of a MrN9000 04:55, 22 May 2014 (UTC)

It's Jesus Fucking Christ! :O
Didn't know we had one of those here. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:06, 22 May 2014

Well, you know. Sometimes you are in a shop, and you try on a pair of trousers and sometimes they just feel a lot more comfortable than the ones you came into the shop wearing. So you think... You know, I won't bother changing back, and just keep these trousers on. So did you go to bilderberg 2013? JFC 05:14. May 22

Nah, controlling the fate of the world is so passé, ya know? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:13, 22 May 2014

Last week Tuesday I was inside the Great Pyramid in Giza. The Sphinx is small. JFC 06:23. May 22

Did you find any lost knowledge from secret civilizations hidden someplace? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 22 May 2014

WHERE'S MUH SECKSYTAIME? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 05:38, 22 May 2014 (UTC)

That's what the policeman said to me. I told him I had no idea what a SECKSYTAIME was, but he gave me a £20 fine and withdrew the money directly from my bank account. Did I mention that Jesus plays Minecraft? He does. JFC 05:43. May 22

Hey.. Aren't you Denza? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:15, 22 May 2014

Jeez (Jeez Fuckin Christ), two of my favorite old timey users talking to each other and to the world. Former MrN, I'm really glad you went to see the pyramids. Did going there add to your knowledge and interest. And Socky, wow, an embarrassment of riches. You guys roc. Aleister 2:14 22-5-14

Thanks for associating me with such an awesome creature, Aleister. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:45, 23 May 2014

I'm telling you chaps. The Sphinx is small. You see it on the TV, and it looks big. You get there, and it's small. For me there is nothing in the pyramids which can't be explained with a rational explanation. Egyptology has more holes in it than the official 911 story, and there is lots of bullcarp talked about everything, but I think it's all pretty much been explained. Course the NWO wants people to think IT created them, so people will fear NWO, so it's feeding in most of the bullcarp... JFC 03:12. May 23

Ah, so the Sphinx is like the Mona Lisa? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:02, 23 May 2014

Mona Lisa? Who is she? She sounds like a complainer to me. I know nothing of this woman. Self portrait or something was it? If you mean like Dan Brown then yea. The pyramid is just like Dan Brown. JFC 04:33. May 23

Oi! Get yo ass back and help me explain to them here why you are funny. These noobs mistake us for "preachers" or something. For some reason... Anyway, if you miss this message (I hope you have e-mail notification) and your article is huffed, can we put the VFD limit up from 24 hours to a bit more? JFC 21:50. Jun 18

Canvassing, are we? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:53, 18 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Eh? I'm not clicking on any more of your wikipedia links from now on either... Sorry. Btw. I love you. :P JFC 22:00. Jun 18

I only cite Wikipedia policy because they have actually bothered to codify things that are just common sense. You are blatantly trying to bias this discussion in your favour and you seem to be unable to deny this without looking foolish. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:01, 18 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

I can't tell if you are being serious or joking by saying that. I will assume you are joking... If you are being serious and actually think I am even capable feeling "foolish" then you don't know me at all. I was born a fool. However, I'm bored of talking about you guesses of my POV. Sorry... That's not fun... ... I'm informing the person who created an article that it's being voted for deletion. I would be amused if you could explain how that's against the policies of even wikipedia? Or maybe, not. I think I'm done for the night tonight. Good night Llwy. The main thing here is that 24 hours for VFD is clearly not enough these days, and it's not like it needs to be that low... JFC 22:08. Jun 18

You don't seem to understand what I said. I wasn't joking. I did not say you felt foolish - clearly you don't; you just look it, in a way. But whatever. Yes, informing the author that their article is up for deletion is fine (and required on Wikipedia); no, doing it with the explicitly stated intention of getting him to vote a certain way (which you did - if Get yo ass back and help me explain to them here why you are funny isn't trying to get Socky to sway the discussion in your/his favour, I don't know what is) is not fine. (I think there have even been discussions about this in which people expressed similar opinions to mine.) This is exactly what Wikipedia says but you apparently have some bias against clicking wikipedia links so you wouldn't have known that. As to 24 hours for VFD, it kind of seemed like you were saying that because you thought there wouldn't be enough time for the pro-lifers to stop by and vote keep, but that wasn't what I was trying to address anyway... in any case, I've said all there is to say and if you don't understand me we'll just have to live with it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:09, 19 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

So your message to me is "You are a fool". ? OK. Thank you. I love you. :) JFC 13:02. Jun 19

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:33, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Whew, it's been ages. I'm probably too late for this, aren't I? Whelp, time to disappear again. Oh, that rainbow potato is awesome by the way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:56, 28 June 2015

Hey remember this? Lol good times. In the intervening four years, three different freeware video compositors have entered the market, and one of them is open source. I just now found out about them, and I'm giving them a whirl, and I figured I'd try and re-do that animation for my first (ahem) project. But four of those videos have been removed from YouTube. Any idea where I can find them?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 29 '15 4:53 (UTC)

Well, if I remember correctly, the idea was to do the image in the top right of this page, but make it one file instead of using several GIFs in one thumbnail. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 8 July 2015

Yeah, I know. But I need the original videos for that. And they gone. :(  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jul 8 '15 5:12 (UTC)

Click on the link...

Click it... You know you want to. It won't bite, might be something nice in there. Maybe you just touch it a little. Let your mouse hove over it for a while and see what's going on. Maybe you accidentally click the link before the page it's linking to comes up. Who knows. But I'm sure you're curious. Give in. Do it. You know you want to. The Woodburninator The vote was legitimate! ™ 20:24, 21 July 2015 (UTC)

Re

seems like I'm not the only one here who committed sockpuppetry on fuckipedia--Sockpuppet of regisaurusjacobi (talk) 12:25, 28 July 2015 (UTC)

Doh!

I saw this, and thought of you.

Not sure why, aren't you straight? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:24, 22 October 2015

I made a yukky doody (according to the abuse filter)

I was trying to move something from my old (now abandoned) user account. The page in question set off the "ED-related and other moronic vandalism" alert because it "is ED-related and other moronic vandalism" which I created LONG before that filter was created. I think?

Also, I do not believe that I ever edited on the .co site as DarkArcher25

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You have created an new account and you cannot login to your account?

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Remember that collab

Hey Socky! Remember the collab Orchids we worked on back in 2011? Well I'm trying to polish it off, add one more section and get it featured. Why don't you come back for a little bit and help us finish it off? Would be great to collab again and see you. Chars ShabiDOO 13:21, 3 January 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:35, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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