User talk:Saberwolf116

1. November 15, 2008- May 23, 2009
2. May 24, 2009- June 24, 2009
3. June 24, 2009- June 24, 2010
4. June 24, 2010- June 18, 2012

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Hope you enjoyed the new welcome message! A lot has changed since you've been gone. Our president is black now! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:46, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

He was black when I left! Except he used to have balls...Saberwolf116 (talk) 00:19, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

Welcome back! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:39, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

I was about to nominate you for Noob of The Month when I found out you were as wise and old as an owl! Welcome back. I liked Saberwolf too, he was giving his fair account of violence in Killer Instinct! Memories... Mattsnow 02:41, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected

Congratulations, participant! Mainspace 'em at your own leisure. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:42, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Not a single vote. Steven sad. :( Saberwolf116 (talk) 04:47, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Archiving

Please do not archive pages off of VFD. Only registered poopsmiths and admins are allowed to do that. Thanks, -- The Zombiebaron 18:09, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I used to be a Poopsmith, but I guess that got revoked after I quit Uncyclopedia. :P Saberwolf116 (talk) 20:33, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Ah ok then. Would you like your poopsmith status reinstated? -- The Zombiebaron 02:17, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, why not? I missed being a shit shoveler. Saberwolf116 (talk) 03:09, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

You're a poopsmith again! Congrats! -- The Zombiebaron 03:37, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

Join the club

Making a customized signature has been shown to increase your sex appeal on Uncyclopedia. Several other Thetans here, myself included, are doing it. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:06, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

I've thought about it, but I'm honestly fine with my default signature. In a way, since I'm the only one who uses it, it's kind of like a signature in and of itself. Saberwolf116 (talk) 01:16, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

You are The Burninator!

For participating in Lots and Lots of Votes for Deletion Discussions, I bestow upon thee this Template:

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Feel free to put "Burn!" in your sig and/or the above template on your userpage. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 03:52, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Much obliged, good man. I won't stop until this site is free of shitty articles.

Saberwolf116 (talk) 04:02, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Boners!

You were in favor of the 3rd most rigged VFH in the history of Uncyclopedia!

Thanks for the vote (which got my first ever feature!!!) take these boners as a prize for your efforts

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:26, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Award

	Uncyclopedian of the Month July 2012

Well done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:03, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Many thanks =) Saberwolf116 (talk) 08:41, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Your edit to User:Zombiebaron

I reverted your edit because it was deleted then restored, not kept. --TC02 ^{(Chat with me)} 02:25, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Umm, that whole nomination was basically an in-joke and not really serious. There's a reason everyone said "Zombiebaron" (it's a running joke). Saberwolf116 (talk) 04:40, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

A note from an HTML Nazi

Hi! <center> tags are "deprecated" HTML, meaning that they shouldn't be used, as browsers will eventually stop supporting them. I think {{Oldvfd}} centers itself, usually. Just a heads-up. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Aug 2 '12 10:19 (UTC)

Pee Review?

We need your PEE! Good day loyal PEEING member.The management was wondering if you had noticed the state of the toilet recently. We appear to have developed something of a blockage, and wondered if you might have a plunger handy. Possibly you are one of the rare PEEING members who does actually do regular reviews, in which case please flush this message immediately, otherwise... It's time you reviewed something you lazy bum!

--ChiefjusticePS2 18:13, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Fringe (TV series), an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

gay

Don't retire D: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:58, October 16, 2012 (UTC)

I gave you my email. Shoot me a message and I'll give you my tumblr! :P But Uncyclopedia is in my past. Sorry. Saberwolf116 (talk) 07:36, October 16, 2012 (UTC)

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