User talk:TotalCuddles02
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Welcome!!![edit source]
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Oh, hello, TotalCuddles02, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place...
Umm.. Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly.
When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:TotalCuddles02/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn`t get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others. If you`re still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don`t forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoptionprogram in world. So, again, welcome! Zzz |
My bit[edit source]
Hey. I've been noticing your edits around the place. You're a welcome addition to the Uncyclopedia family. Assuming that we're a family, that makes me your creepy Uncle PuppyOnTheRadio who always gets you to sit on his knee and smells of gin and turpentine. Want a cookie?
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PuppyOnTheRadio has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Consider it a slightly uncomfortable award for a job well done. Nominally Humane! 12:58 27 Jul
Things[edit source]
Alright since you're new here I will attempt to explain what is wrong with what you are doing:
- VFS is a 4 stage process, I don't even think you've read it. The first stage is to vote whether we need more ops, no nominating until +7 is achieved on the 11th (not likely)
- No self noms
- It is not RfA there is none of this support, neutral, oppose, questions, etc. Its a vote that isn't even going about yet.
- I suggest you write articles and actually edit this place a while, and I mean a very long while at that.
P.S I'm removing your nomination you made as if you read the rules, you'd realize it's incorrect. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
10:11, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare[edit source]
Saying somebody else's article is boring is not really nice at all. Please find a way of saying it that is more politically correct, like "didn't work for me" or whatever. Would you like somebody to say that what you spent some hours to write is "boring"? 
Mattsnow 04:32, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
Hi[edit source]
Please don't mess with images that are used in large numbers of templates, the construction cone being one of them. If you want to change something like that you should speak with an administrator about doing so. As an aside, I appreciate that you want to hep out here and make your mark, but you need to try and slow it down a bit. You have a welcome message after less than 500 edits, you're laying down what should and shouldn't be a featured article and, not wishing to be rude, you still don't know how things generally work around here.
You clearly know what you're doing in terms of templates and so on, which is more than can be said for me when I arrived, but my advice would be to let your actions speak louder than your words for a little while. Consider hopping onto IRC and speaking to some of the community more directly.
Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:18, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
ICUs[edit source]
ICUs can only be used on articles that are under a week old. See UN:ICU for more information. --
23:15, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
Looking over your contributions[edit source]
I see that you are trying to help, but as you are new here, you don't know very much about how the site works. For instance, you added QFA to an article that doesn't qualify for QFA. Please refrain from doing things like that until you gain a little more experience. Thanks. -- 15:47, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry that[edit source]
I didn't answer to your questoin yesterday at IRC. I went off from computer for awhile so therefore I didn't read your question. And then you logged off before I even had a chance to answer.
So, about the question: You've been here only 2 months by now (or that's whne I welcomed you) but you've done good things here. Articles and stuff. Good. But, 2 months only... I don't think that becoming an admin with an Uncyclopedia age of only 2 months, so I have to say no. Not yet. But if that is what you truly want, you should contact an admin or go to VFS. That is my answer. Keep doing the good job! Also, I love your userpage. Very great, all the images and status things. Zzz 
10:35, 6 August, 2012 (UTC)
Tagging and stuff[edit source]
Just stop tagging articles and attempting uncyclopedia maintenance. I'm sorry if I sound rude, but you're new and you have no idea what you're doing. You just tagged SpongeBob Squarepants with a fix tag, despite the fact that it has been featured and won PLS. Please try to stick to writing for now because people keep reverting you. Thank you. -- 14:40, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
Welcome back[edit source]
Yay for finding the fork. I noticed your new article and I hope you enjoy not having Spike around. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:11, 10 December 2013 (UTC)
In case you're still alive...[edit source]
Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC [TALK] 17:10 Jun 7 2014