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Hello! I primarily spend my time lying face down in the gutter waiting for death's sweet kiss. However, while I'm waiting I would be happy to assist with any Pee Review requests or queries. Drop me an email at


Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:45 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

--EMC [TALK] 13:54 Dec 12 2012


you dead? D: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:23, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:21 (UTC)

Normally I don't trust you but I need your honest opinion here[edit]

What do you think of this article? Is there anything you think I should change? (I'm asking you since you're the only Admin here who's awake and on Uncyclopedia right now.) User:Matthlock/sig2 19:05, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

The article isn't bad, I'd suggest that you try to cut out some of the more unnecessary parts as the article seems to linger around some points. The aspect of buying the dictionary need not take up two sections. There's opportunities for jokes, but consider condensing what you have down into a slightly smaller section. Make sure you also keep it as a general guide, it's fine to say "If you have family who speak Farsi why not swear at them repeatedly and see if they pick up bits of furniture and try to insert it in you", but don't be any more specific than that. Also consider trying to take the article somewhere more unexpected than buy a dictionary, learn Farsi, start swearing. Have a look at some of the other How To's and see if any of the endings there give you some ideas of a better way to finish. Hope that helps. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 22:08, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks, I thought my idea about crazy old Uncle Mahmout went a little too far. Thanks for confirming my belief that I was driving that joke into the ground. (I think that maybe the stuff about the reader's family could be better off it it were put into a footnote.) User:Matthlock/sig2 19:42, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
I don't know how I'm going to misdirect the article and lead it to an ironic ending (I'm irony-impaired, I know you know that since you read my failed article on how to be Matthlock, but I just can't think of anything that would make the reader think "I did not see that coming"). I don't want to stereotype, but since you're British, you could actually probably think of a really good shock ending. Give me an idea and I'll put it into consideration. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:08, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

The Night I Chased Slender[edit]

I am having trouble organizing the beginning. I want the piece that goes:

It wasn't my average trip through a forest amongst that amount level of creepy. I don't even remember when I traveled there. I thought at first it was maybe Jigsaw, but no. It was it. It had to be it. It was tall, and its face... NO! It didn't have a fucking face! It had nothing! Not a nose, not a pair of eyes, ears, or a mouth. Whiter than my ass, and my ass is pretty white. It had to be Slenderman. It was abnormal. It had a suit, a black suit. It looked like a man, but it-- there, no. There was no way that thing was human, it is impossible. He was slender and scary, but it didn't get the best of me. I didn't let him-- no! I didn't let it get the best of me. This was my story, my tale, my legend... this was not the night Slender chased me, no. This is the night I chased Slender. I will tell further, if you have the guts. If you're unafraid.

I want it to be like the "post-story" added to the beginning. Like a prelude letter or something. Also, could you go through and proofread it when I am done? Better yet, do you want to collab with this? You do seem to know a lot about Slenderman like I do.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 20:52, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

I'm more than happy to assist you with the article, the bit above may need to be re-hashed a little for the reasons I have gone into. I'll experiment with the article a bit when I have some time if you want. It all depends on where you want it to go. I'll have a look at the intro and see what I can do with it, if you've got any particular suggestions by all means say so, and if you don't like what I decide to try then say that too. Give me a little while and I'll try and make those changes. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 22:03, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
I was thinking something like a diary version of the video clips in the movie Cloverfield. Haha.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 22:20, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
Possible, I was growing quite attached to the idea of doing more as written from the point of view of someone who is completely obsessed with the Slender Man. This being his account of his singular encounter with the Slender Man. The main issue being that the diary idea from Cloverfield relies on people being able to see what is happening, where we have to explain it we lose the urgency in the narrative. The diary idea can work, it just needs changed a bit. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 22:29, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
We can keep him obsessed. While we discuss, can you look at Battle of Hulao Pass? I want to know if that is VFH material.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 22:38, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

Thank ya, thank ya![edit]

Good scissors.jpg Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors!
Now go run around with them.

Have these scissors as thanks for voting for the article Jim Morrison on VFH. It is now featured, which is pretty awesome. --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 01:45, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Are you online?[edit]

Are you online right now?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 01:21, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

No, I was not. I am now. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:22, December 31, 2012 (UTC)
Wanna work on the Night I Chased Slender next weekend with me?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 19:35, December 31, 2012 (UTC)
Can do, I'll see what I can do about the first section over the next few days. I'll let you know when I've done it. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:37, December 31, 2012 (UTC)
KK....K--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 20:48, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:11 (UTC)


I liked your comments on the forum. It may be you and I running down the halls here, and with me being fake gay and all, watch your trousers. I don't know what will happen to the site, mainly because this will be the search engine uncyclopedia for a long long time unless that is a number one priority for the people in control of the policies and plans of the new site. It won't be uncyclopedia until when I put "uncy" into the search engine that site comes up. I hope everyone there also keeps a foot in this site, and moves new articles onto each. A new world, maybe it's the Aztecs mucking around with us. Aleister 12:22 3-1-'13

Hopefully it won't just be me and you, though that would streamline the decision making process. I'd like to see what happens on Saturday rather than moving into an "us and them" mentality. Also, as you will be remaining we are going to draw up one policy, wherein a sturdy pair of trousers are worn at all times whilst editing the wiki, I'm not going to be fake gayed to death in my sleep. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 12:27, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

We have a jesii problem[edit]

Well I was looking through the disambiguation page and I noticed that there is a jesii missing: Rasta Jesus anyway I know you probably dont give a rats fuck but is there anything you can do thanks Mak G Nigga (talk) 17:30, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

Took care of this one. The template is kinda bloated currently, though. Are there any other missing ones you can think of? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:58, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:28 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:01, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:32, 7 February 2013

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:31, 14 February 2013 (UTC)


i saw u edit the fork. i saw it! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:53, 18 February 2013 (UTC)

i saw Frosty see you edit the fork. My story ends there. Well, there was a pickle involved but... No. My story ends there! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 06:05, Feb 18
A request. Any chance this page can be locked and the messages at the top ended since this not an active user on this site? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:23, 18 February 2013 (UTC)
I'm never active, I'm too fat. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:09, 20 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:32, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

The harmonious sounds of a tritone[edit]

Hey ChiefjusticeDS, I noticed you deleted the Tritone Page on the 5 September 2012 - It wasn't my work, but I was wanting to have a crack and wouldn't mind reading what the original author had written - Do you still have a copy somewhere? Cheers, Strainj1 02:53, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

I'll get that for ya. Chief ain't doing stuff here. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Feb 27 '13 3:01 (UTC)
Done. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Feb 27 '13 3:04 (UTC)
Thanks! :) - Strainj1 03:35, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:47, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:33, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:39, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:24, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:51, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:21, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:33, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:59, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Pee Review[edit]

The article BrokeNCYDE does not exist. However its Pee Review entry does. I do not know who else to turn to, so, er, can you fix it? --Tumb13weed (talk) 19:40, 24 June 2013 (UTC)

Deleted it. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 05:44, 26 June 2013 (UTC)

Pee Review Again[edit]

Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Jackie_Evancho exists while the article itself doesn't anymore. Burn it, if you please?  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 13:10, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

I have done it on the Chief's behalf. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:33, 5 September 2013 (UTC)


Hi, just letting you know that since you don't seem to be active these days I've moved you from the list of active adopters to the list of inactive ones. If you should become active again, you may want to move your name back to the active list. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 19:20, 16 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Pee review: The trilogy[edit]

MSN, Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/MSN, you know the drill. Thanks, - Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 00:09, 30 March 2014 (UTC)

Actually, the pee review itself does not exsist, but the page does. - Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 00:11, 30 March 2014 (UTC), it's the other way round. Why don't I poke someone who's around more. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 00:18, 30 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Bizzeebeever has now deleted it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 00:32, 30 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Welcome back[edit]

I liked Power on the other site. You're welcome to bring it here and I'll shove it on VFH one day. --Nikau (talk) 12:50, 11 November 2014 (UTC)

I will be bringing it over later today, thanks for voting! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:41, 11 November 2014 (UTC)


First of all, glad to see you again! In terms of criticism, what you wrote on the article's entry is OK with me, thanks. I don't know if I'll expand it though, I'll certainly go with other articles. You should have a read at Nirvana, a collab with Xamralco and I :D Talk Mattsnow 13:29, 11 November 2014 (UTC)

I will do. I must say part of my criticism came from my love of old-school wrestling smack talk and my sadness that there wasn't any: "You better try your ass off!!! Because next Friday, at the steeeel cage MEGASLAM!!! I'll be waiting! AND I'LL PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS.... OH YEAH!" --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:40, 11 November 2014 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:49, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

It's all vote, vote, vote, want, want, want with you guys. Don't you ever post just to say hi? --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:47, 19 November 2014 (UTC)


hi. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:56, 19 November 2014 (UTC)

FUCK YOU! Never speak to me again! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:14, 19 November 2014 (UTC)
Ouch. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:24, 19 November 2014 (UTC)


hello. Talk Mattsnow 00:18, 20 November 2014 (UTC)

More to hello[edit]

I'd like a Pee review on the Last of Us, yes. I started it like a month ago and finished it this morning, threw it on VFH with doubts, thinking all of it was a big effort but not funny enough. Want me to put it on Pee? Talk Mattsnow 17:07, 28 November 2014 (UTC)

Yes, add a request and I'll do it tonight or tomorrow (UTC). --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 17:15, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
Take your time man, I'm not in a hurry. Talk Mattsnow 17:20, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
It's there. I'm horny to know if you've played the game? It is quite fantastic. Talk Mattsnow 17:23, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
I have played it and I agree it is excellent. I very much enjoyed the part in the abandoned survivor base in the sewers lots of tension in there, however that last level in the hospital was a controller snapping nightmare as I was trying to be stealthy. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 17:37, 28 November 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, I've beaten the game on Hard. The toughest parts were the sniper in Pittsburgh and the end. I hope they do a sequel, it's the best game I've played along with Metal Gear and resident evil 2 way back :) Talk Mattsnow 17:51, 28 November 2014 (UTC)

Welcome black[edit]

Per above.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:59 11.28.14

Thanks for the Pee review[edit]

But I'm not sure about sticking to the facts of the game, in fact I thought I was doing this too much? Folks who played it may need a surprise here and there. Anyway, I'll tweak it some more in the near future :) Talk Mattsnow 15:15, 30 November 2014 (UTC)

Well I took out most of the juvenile jokes, tweaked it and now I am just blocked, so I put it on VFH. Thanks for the input. After a month on this one, time to think of something else :) Talk Mattsnow 09:37, 1 December 2014 (UTC)
No problems, I'll have another look. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 20:38, 1 December 2014 (UTC)
Not convinced about it? Well that's fine. I still like what I came up with, and a~dding gameplay would make it too long in my view :/ Talk Mattsnow 17:42, 13 December 2014 (UTC)

Fine work[edit]

An excellent *burp* contest as always Chiefy. Thanks for the challenge. Same time next year? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:06, Jan 13

Always happy to stuff my face in the name of good honest competition. Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 17:32, 14 January 2015 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:37, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Happy Anniversary![edit]

Today is your and my ninth year anniversary! Everybody wish us Happy Anniversary! Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 15:04, 9 June 2018 (UTC)


Hey Chief, we've recently moved all our chat activity off IRC to Discord. Come check out our Discord server sometime. -- The Zombiebaron 22:38, 4 March 2019 (UTC)