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I want to edit the Tool(Band) page to include fear inoculum. I will not change anything else.

please

Please come back

We can move in together. —  (talk) (contributions) 07:23:38 2019/01/05 UTC

I'll be over in 10 minutes. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:07 Jan 21 2019

HMC Topic

Your topic is: Boomers – roza^☭ 00:25, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Congratulations on winning Happy Monkey 2019!

2019 Happy Monkey Award!

Congratulations, Hotadmin4u69, for WINNING the 2019 Happy Monkey Contest!

Congrats. – roza^☭ 04:32, 11 February 2019 (UTC)

Thanks! I can't wait to show my mom! --EMC ^[TALK] 04:29 Feb 12 2019

RESTORE TRUTH AND JUSTICE

YOU CAN GIVE A PISS IF I DIE, BUT GOD WILL NOT FORGIVE U. RESTORE TRUTU N JUSTICE OR MY HUNGER STRIKE WILL NOT END. THIS IS MY LAST MESSAGE, BY NOW I'LL GIVE YOU ONLY A DAILY INFO ABOUT MY HEALTH DURING STRIKE. MY LIFE IS EXPENDABLE, TRUTH N JUSTICE NOT

RESTORE TRUTH AND JUSTICE FOR ROZASLAV OR I'LL NOT STOP MY HUNGER STRIKE TIL DEATH. MY LIFE IS EXPENDABLE, TRUTH N JUSTICE NOT

Why not make a post in the forums for whatever your struggle is instead of making spam articles? --EMC ^[TALK] 02:51 Feb 15 2019

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→L A B O R A T O R I E S 06:14 12 March 2019

N7190nhyhNHAOl10,2 n,oLLL9091llLANPOOPm991073981nMNPZzi .:. EMC ^[TALK] 18:36 Mar 12 2019

Vote for EMC as our new reigning SUPREME SOVIET GOD AND LONG-DICKED SUPER ADMIN. Vote EMC for the resurrection of ALL the true SOVIET ADMIN-GODS

EMC FOR GOD! VOTE EMC FOR TOTAL GOD. --87.17.152.42 (talk) 03:02, 4 October 2019 (UTC)

No wikis for data: and info:

English for Flatex translate: I noticed there’s no interwikis for data: and info:. That’s why I’m asking you to add it to the list of interwikis.

Português por flattexfuck translate: Percebi que não há interwikis para data: e info:. É por isso que estou pedindo para você adicioná-lo à lista de interwikis.

JP)KSil;vsa 21:29, 5 October 2019 (UTC)

Hey

What is up EMC? Was wandering if you're ever gonna move User:EMC/Boomers to mainspace. After all, it's a competition winner. ~ Kakun · talk 12:21, 30 November 2019 (UTC)

I merged it with our existing article on Baby boomers. I and whoever submitted that topic didn't realize there was already a featured article about Boomers until after the contest. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:19 Nov 30 2019

OK, Bomber. ~ Kakun · talk 22:32, 30 November 2019 (UTC)

My dear EMC

I realise it is ever so uncouth of me to imposition you, but if you could pardon my rudeness might you consider getting around to completing your judgery of the Aristocrats competition? I hope one day you can forgive my rash abrasive abominable rudeness! ShabiDOO 22:07, 16 December 2019 (UTC)

Loser

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2019

—  (talk) (contributions) 02:11:10 2020/03/21 UTC

The way I see it, there really is no difference between thanking and not thanking you.

EMC

EMC, be a good helper and replace the current code in MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext with this:

__NOTOC__{{#switch:{{CASCADINGSOURCES}}
 | {{FULLPAGENAME}}|= {{#ifexist: Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}
    | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|$1|$2}}
    | {{#ifeq: {{#titleparts:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|1|1}} | Special:Upload
       | {{Generic image names|protected}}
       | {{#switch: $1
          | protect | editprotected = {{protected page text/full|$1|$2}} <!-- Fully protected -->
          | #default                = {{protected page text/semi|$1|$2}} <!-- Semi-protected -->
         }}{{#switch:$2|edit|create={{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
      }}
 |#default = <!-- defer to MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected -->
   }}
}}

And also protect the pages Template:Protected page text, Template:Generic image names, Template:Protected page text/cascade, Template:Protected page text/full, and Template:Protected page text/semi. Thank you!!!!! Warmly, 70.71.93.193 (talk) 06:19, 15 May 2020 (UTC)!

I'll protect the pages to full protection and YOU CAN PESTER LYRITHYA ABOUT RECREATING PROTECTEDPAGETEXT! --EMC ^[TALK] 07:28 May 15 2020

I don’t care. I’ll care about you saying you’ll protected them, but I hope Lyritha is still alive!!! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat & 22:21, 15 May 2020 (UTC)}

Okay!

If you can please protect User:Mr. Saed/cascadeprotect and Main Page with the cascading option turned on. Thank you! Warmly and coldly, – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 22:32, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

Thanks!

Hey! Are you Bananaman on Discord? I saw that I got a message from him. I gotta get back on there soon. MrX blow me 16:33, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

My early retirement fund

Thanks for the congratulatory message for Five-second rule and your comment on Incitatus! As for the $25, I was thinking of donating it. Did anyone else do that? If there's a particular charity that others have donated to, maybe I'll go with that, or maybe to St. Jude's or some disease research or COVID relief fund or something. This is, of course, as long as it's not too much trouble on your end. $25 isn't much, but you never know which donation will be the straw that breaks COVID's back. Anyway, no rush, and thanks again. MrX blow me 16:24, 27 July 2020 (UTC)

Yeah, Shabidoo also asked that their prize money be donated. If you have a particular charity you'd like to donate to I'll be more than happy to donate to it. Otherwise we're still considering which charities to donate to. Maybe we'll start a forum or something. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:53 Jul 28 2020

Ok, then maybe I'll wait and see so we can try to make a slightly bigger donation to one place. If not, I'll just pick some sort of disease research or something. Please keep me posted if there is a forum or something. Thanks again. MrX blow me 15:54, 28 July 2020 (UTC)

Here's the forum --EMC ^[TALK] 17:15 Jul 28 2020

Cool, thanks, just voted. MrX blow me 17:24, 28 July 2020 (UTC)

So looks like WHO's COVID-19 Response Fund is a winner! Not sure if Shabidoo has some thoughts on it, but I'm definitely cool donating to them, and thanks again. MrX blow me 18:01, 2 August 2020 (UTC)

JOY TO THE WORLD E = mc^P IS BACK!

JOY TO THE WORLD, EMC(P) IS BAAAAACK!

THE CAT IS ON THE TAAAABLE!!!

EMC IS DA LEADER!

DA SUPAH STRONKEST LEADER!

AND AYMSPLOD' IS A TURD!

A TRUMPSTER SHITTY TURD!

AND ACTUALLY, HONESTLY, I HATE THIS SONG

На здоровье and fuck yeah! Da supah soviet is back! --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 21:05, 18 August 2020 (UTC)

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! --EMC ^[TALK] 21:55 Aug 20 2020

ECACATONEDITUCAN! ... ... ... zzz ... ... ... EDITUCAN!!! --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 04:45, 11 September 2020 (UTC)

Tusk VFP

Hey, something is wrong with the VFP. Clicking on Vote starts creating the VFP, for some reason. I was trying to vote for it but can't. MrX blow me 20:12, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

Ok, I actually was able to vote for it by going directly to Uncyclopedia:VFP/Donald Tusk and clicking on Edit. Clicking on Vote there also tries to create the VFP. MrX blow me 20:15, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

Weird. I don't know what I did wrong. Probably everything. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:37 Aug 24 2020

Lol looks like it's all good now. MrX blow me 22:02, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

Person of the Year

Hey! Can you please change the protection level for Time Person of the Year? Gotta update it. To be honest, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do yet, unfuckingreal that Time didn't choose COVID, they've chosen things that aren't one person before smfh lol, and COVID obviously "has done the most to influence the events of the year", but we gotta put something in there for 2020. I'll think of something funny, and of course I welcome you or anyone to contribute as well. MrX blow me 19:29, 14 December 2020 (UTC)

'Tis done. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:44 Dec 15 2020

Thanks! I’ll add something tonight or maybe tomorrow. MrX blow me 03:53, 15 December 2020 (UTC)

Merry Potato Day!

Seasons Greasy! Kippy wishes you the starchiest of Potato Days, and prays Potato Pete leaves you spuds a' plenty in your hung tater sack.

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:30, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: If you want to stop doing that and rest for a bit, try using MassMessage by creating a mailing list. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 15:31, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep, and we had just been talking about it on Discord. As always, "good talk, I'll see you out there." :) Cheers. MrX blow me 16:09, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message

Hi _EMC!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an admin who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself. Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either JJPMaster or Cassie, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:40, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

2020 election stuff

Hey! Don't know if you followed any of the recent Happy Monkey Competition, but my topic was "2020 United States presidential election controversies". My article turned out to be pretty good (I even won another Participant Ribbon!), and I'm gonna keep working on it, but now I think that the best thing might be to merge it into 2020 United States presidential election. We should have solid articles for the 2016 and 2020 elections, and merging these might be the best way to start that. I'd definitely rework it a little to keep the Kanye winning but voter fraud is real thing in there, and I'd of course welcome you or anyone to help with it. Let me know what you think. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:13, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Your resignation

Well, similarly to what I told Zombiebaron, I'm bummed you're stepping down from your role as admin and crat, but I totally understand. Thanks for everything you've done for all of us for so long. Mainly, I'm glad you aren't leaving entirely. I'm very happy you'll still be here writing. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:33, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

I think the cabal flashed me with a neuralyzer, so I don't know what resignation letter you're talking about. --EMC ^[TALK] 19:40 Mar 31 2021

Hmm, well here's yours (in case your account was hacked or something), and here's Zombiebaron's, I guess this could be a remarkably well-timed coincidence. MrX blow me 19:45, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Oh yeah, that one. Looks familiar. I talked to ZB a while ago about our mutual desire to step down and we both agreed stepping down before VFS would be a good idea. --EMC ^[TALK] 19:57 Mar 31 2021

Cool. Well again, thanks for everything, and I hope you enjoy writing without the drudgery. MrX blow me 19:59, 31 March 2021 (UTC)

Quick FYI

Hi EMC,

If you wish to have user rights restored to yourself, whether non-administrative (rollback) or administrative (op), please let a crat or an admin know and they will happily grant 'em back to you.

I hope you can throughly enjoy this "rebirth" of your presence here on Uncyc.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:15am  April 1, 2021

Oops, I forgot to give myself Rollback. Plz can I have? --EMC ^[TALK] 03:47 Apr 1 2021

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:37, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

Now With 0 Trans Fat!

1 May 2021 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------

Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

Top VFH Competitors

• User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (9/2)

• UnNews:As Bernie Sanders starts his second term, we reflect on his Presidency so far (5.5/4)

• Patent nonsense on Wheels! (1/2.5)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week COVID-19 (6/1)

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From The Forums

• We are still learning how to count. Albeit much faster.

• Gale5050.

• There is nothing to worry about! Right?

• Gale5050 again. Or not.

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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.

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Chat Quote Supergeeky1: Boner.

Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

• Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
• Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
• Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
• Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
• Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:24, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:12, 13 December 2021

nice job

Getting in the top 10!!!! ShabiDOO 13:32, 5 March 2022 (UTC)

Colab

I feel like a collab. How about: Toilet Paper Riot riot? Come join!!! ShabiDOO 20:24, 21 April 2022 (UTC)

And it's called the Aristocrats

Hey. It's Jazz. I'm back. Thinking I may actually stick around for a while this time. I've offered to guest judge Aristocrats ball assuming enough people participate. Not enough people even remember what that is anymore. Anyway, in case you're still active, I'd thought I'd let you know. TheReturnOfJazz (talk) 06:24, 15 November 2022 (UTC)