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Maginot Line

Don't make deconstructive edits to this article. You don't have class, don't pretend like you do. Kkthx. Lollerskater.

Afairyism

When you reviewed afairyism you said it needed an image. Do you like my attempt? (also how much is the new image worth 0-10?) Weri long wang 22:37, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Hitler

When you reviewed my editing, you said "Reverted: no. You made this article very ugly. Get out of here."

I put a lot of effort into that. I thought it was pretty funny. Funny, not sick, funny. There is a difference between the two. This is supposed to be funny -- not serious. I changed the names of countrys because this is not supposed to be the real thing -- it's supposed ot be funny. THe Treaty of Versais vs. The Treaty of Vasectomy: which sounds funnier? Germany and Austria vs. Moronica (for Morons) and Tomainia. The real nations and their mockery counterparts. The mock names are from a set of other works that mocked Hitler and his Reich. The Third Reich vs. The Third Reek, whisch is funnier. I think the work you reverted it to is the ugglier one. And some of the stuff in it just isn't funny, just bad taste. The expresion "Fuck this shit!" vs. "I shallNOT return!" The latter was a play on McArther's remark from when he retreated from the Phillapins. -- The Odious Wasp 18:52, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations

On the feature, and welcome to the Hall of Shame! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Congrats Mk.2

Congrats on getting 2 articles featured, one after another! —Braydie 12:17, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Just like what I did with featured images. And if it hadn't been for that damn Zombiebaron it would have been three! Bastard! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah. Don't you have one on VFP right now? The one above 1up Soda? —Braydie 14:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

/me punches Braydie in the groin. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Mmmmm Children

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	Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012

02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Hitler

You put my quote in, even though I insulted you!! Award yourself a crappy template of your choice... also if you fancy taking a look at some pages I wrote and making them better please go to my user page--Dantoller 11:37, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

On hitler article: why have you reverted my master's edits? --AntiVandalBot 21:42, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookies

Sliferjam has awarded you a cookie! Hey! Someone took a bite out of it!

Sliferjam has awarded you a cookie! Ewww...it's gone bad.

Belated thanks

For being 16.66% of the AYE voters in favor of adminship.....Thanks! ~ 13:44, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

This is for you, you prick

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

who knows... you might need it sometime soon -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:34, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Smooth moves on IRC man. You deserve Olipro's "protection". -- The Zombiebaron 02:35, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

WOTM Nomm

Hey, thanks man...wow.--Sir Shandon 20:57, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Radioactive afikomen

Pray tell, Electrified mochachilla, why am I an antonym to you? Radioactive afikomen 07:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

O_O I just realized it was one those stupid "insert username here" things. I HATE THOSE THINGS!!! God, I feel like an idiot. In fact, I'd like to formally issue that statement to God:
Me: God? I feel like an idiot.
God: You do?
Me: Yes.
God: No need to wallow in your humiliation. This isn't the first time you've humiliated yourself in front of all your peers, and it won't be the last.
Me: Thanks... Now I'm thinking of this time and all the past times I've humiliated myself.
--Devoted (and apparantly Retarded) Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 05:45, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Idea

You asked about Confederate Air Forces yestarday at IRC. What about illustrating the article with untouched images of goofy 1900's airplane attempts? -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 22:31, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Several funny images begging to be stolen: [1]. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 23:14, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

n00b Baiting

Or not... well, I've turned that eagle's head around anyway, just 'cos I can Asahatter (annoy) 07:54, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Collaboration

Um...American Bandstand? Steak cookie? OREO Steak cookie? Cannibal toothpaste? We could always rewrite Helicopter Snowman...--Shandon 17:49, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Lego JFK Asssasination...this has potential, if a suitable image can be created or found--Sir Shandon 18:08, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Collaboration, eh? Anyhoo...I'd like to see the first Unscript version of that classic fusion between Slapstick and Western......The Bunfight at the OK Corral. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey, any thoughts on this WIP ?--Shandon 02:00, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

All of the ones you've suggested so far are great. Bring them to a place on your userspace and let's work on them! --EMC ^[TALK] 02:01, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Heh, I can only work on one at a time...you pick the one you like most.--Shandon 02:03, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

The Lego JFK assassination. It's in my sandbox right now. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:07, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes I saw it earlier. Any good image for it is likely to be vfp material. I wish I had Lego...--Shandon 02:08, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

I'll look around and get some tomorrow. I'm off for the night though. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:13, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

the 'cover art' should be pixellated & made larger. I have added a couple things, but I think it needs another angle to make it funnier, not just "wow, a Lego diorama of Dealey Plaza"--Shandon 02:48, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

<Eric Cartman Voice>"No, e|m|c that's my pot pie. ...NO, e|m|c THAT'S MY POT PIE! AAAAUGGGHWWAAAAGH!" ...so...um, how about a little addition or two to the sandbox? Just a little piddle so the other kids'll know you've been there? I think I've set the article out pretty well--Sir Shandon 10:52, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey hey, can you think up an ending bit? Something perhaps about the memory of Camelot/the kit as it heads into the history books? "Sales have reached over 3 Million units!"? Then I think it is ready for release.--Shandon 00:28, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Sooo...you have no further ideas for this article?--Shandon 06:53, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

HORSEFUCKER

This user is an asshole. Kill them Make it so no one will ever find the body.

Have a Neat-O day! Thanks for blanking my page! Do it again and I will stuff lobsters up your ass so far that you will be able to taste them! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 20:16, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

K. --EMC ^[TALK] 20:17, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry :(

Sorry about earlier. :( I came back to the chatroom just after you left and Oli said you felt really bad. The whole thing was silly, lets just forget it and make up. Truce? ^_^ ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:38, 12 May 2007

VFD procedure

You know that bit on the VFD page that tells you not to increase the number of articles on VFD over 15? Pay attention to that. Next time, it'll be a ban. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 08:31, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Uh-oh pasghetti-o's! --EMC ^[TALK] 08:32, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

SweeTarts

Thank you for the taking the time out to review my article, and more so for your flattering score. I hope I have impressed upon you the evils of the SweeTart. Here is a dancing banana for your trouble:

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Jeffrey the Dancing Banana has blessed this article, talk page, or template with his bodacious moves. Jeffrey lives only to dance!

--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:24, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Raymond Chandler

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

I have made all of the changes you suggested, and referred it to the proof read team. Thanks for your very flattering score! Don alun 11:44, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

IRC

Sorry to have left so very promptly in the IRC, my internet connection spazzed out. As I was saying, I would be willing to devote much of my time to QFH, and I think if we come together with Bradaphraser and perhaps some other recruits, we can accomplish what we desire: a manageable QFH. What we need to do is follow through, and I also think that we can't do it alone. I just wanted to close the conversation. Again, sorry about the IRC. Good day/night.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:58, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Images

User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I hardly ever give these out, it's usually half-cookies, so congrats. Thanks for the images.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:47, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You!

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

My only hope is that I'm living up to the most confidence-boosting award I've received since winning the DARE essay contest in 5th grade. :) --THINKER 04:23, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:13, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

cow

Here you go.

Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Yellow Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations

The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN antibacterial!!

Maginot Line

Yes, yours was saved, I believe. We're just adding the new one later.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:11, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, you are both able and encouraged to help. It's all going down tonight. Here's what to do for now. Go to somewhere in the middle of this page to find pages that link to QFH and remove the tag. Add this message in the edit summary: "QFH Purge- Please to not restore." Thanks for offering.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:17, 31 May 2007 (UTC)