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12th Century
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Adolf Hitler
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Alien vs. Predator
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Anderson Cooper
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Archaeology
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Bad articles
Being cut off in the middle of a sentence
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Bible
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Bill Clinton
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Bill Gates
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Budget deficit
Commercial
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Suresh
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Confederate States Air Force
Dashboard Confessional
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Random Pants
Der Frontseite Westliche Choralgruppe
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Rallymonkee
Gay whales in Darfur
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Give a shit
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Paniking Undead
Godzilla vs. Urethra
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Gun
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Grue's Clues
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Hairy Ball Theorem
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Holocaust denial denial denial
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Hookhead
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Inanimate Sponge
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Involuntary celibacy
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Jesus' foreskin
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John Mark Karr
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Lego JFK Assassination
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Letter to the Isle
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Maginot Line
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Mayflower
Meal or No Meal
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Morning wood
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Osama bin Laden
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Parentheses
Pessimism
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Pop-Tarts
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Pothole (movie)
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Procrastination
Pruitt-Igoe
Puritans
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Racistpedia
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Really Big Tree
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Things America Did Not Invent
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United Nations Charter
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Use a G-class router
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If I Was Admin
The Bathroom (remix)
Ode to Bubble Buddy
Sniff Thine Prick
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UnNews
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Audio
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Nintendo Puu to be released
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Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond
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Sales of new OTC HIV test unsurprisingly low
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Brett Favre commits harakiri
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It's Definitely NOT A Prostitution Sting Operation
Officers and Espionage
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NRA approves of law allowing blind to own firearms
California police prove they are not racist by shooting black man
U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings
Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug
Putin denies voting irregularities; says corruption is “fairly regular now”
Utah passes law mandating a nine-month waiting period prior to getting an abortion
Nachlader copulates with own mom, arrested for bestiality
Italian ship captain violates house arrest; abandons "sinking" house
Justin Bieber eats a sandwich
Study shows news stories which cite studies are least informative
Man goes to work; wife fucks his neighbor
Congresswoman survives headshot (so far); Glock considers redesign
Alabama hospital launches controversial program
Terrorist group claims responsibility for Williams' foot fault
Heterosexuality declared "a vile abomination and unnatural sexual preference according to scripture and now according to scientists. Kekekeke!"
I love him!!!1
Bush declares "Mission Accomplished" in War on E. coli
Uncyclopedia editor actually writes an article using a headline from Minitrue
Terrorist group claims responsibility for Craig sex scandal
Uncyclopedia predicts Benoit tragedy
Conflict in Darfur continues; nobody cares
ED's new reskin rakes in the lulz
E. coli strikes again; US responds again
E. coli strikes again; United States declares war
Iowa is destroyed in a wildfire; perpetrators lauded
Racist fan still thinks a white coach would have beaten Dungy in the Super Bowl
Maddox doesn't update; the end is nigh!
Strange activity between Area 50 and Area 52 reported
San Franciso bans gay marriage, evacuated
Germans finally getting tired of the "Nazi" stereotype
Britney Spears finally gets her eyes checked, files for divorce from Kevin Federline
Spencer claims Hillary is ugly; Bill claims, "no comment"
New breed of rat discovered; exterminators called
Bin Laden dies; E. coli lauded
UnNews:DUMB-asses censored for no apparent reason
Kofi Annan's lunch: rap and a cheese sandwich
Denny's number one customer dies at 112
The Governator hospitalized; claims "it's not a tumor!"
Howard Dean intends to campaign on Jupiter
Hurricane Katrina: seems as though it just happened yesterday
Italy may replace France as main UN peacekeeping force
Could Queen Latifah be considered a planet?
Airstrike accidentally kills a baker's dozen of Afghan police
Three die in airport terminal after dehydration; airport security measures to blame
Rumsfeld gives Clinton two options
Tropical Storm Chris approaches No Orleans
Castro undergoes surgery; citizens flee while they can
New amusement park opened in Chernobyl
Zawahri claims "entire world is a battlefield"; Switzerland surrenders
Recently discovered "blob" the biggest thing in the universe
Coauthor of the "Left Behind" series agrees: world will be ending
California heat-wave deadly; Antarctica heat-wave deadlier
Bush welcomes Sheehan to neighborhood with customary Jello-O mold
Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay; surprise, surprise
World may be ending soon!
Hezbollah baffled by Israel's response
Former Israeli PM Sharon near death
Will Smith alleges racism and leaves Hollywood
Pastafarians see "the face of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" in a window
Power is still out in St. Louis; nobody cares
After 30 years of marriage, a London man discovers that his wife is actually a rare Yucca plant
Sex offenders receive Viagra via Medicaid; playgrounds closed
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UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide
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UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary
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UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary: Volume Deux
UnBooks:The O. Henry Collection
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UnBooks:Lamp: A Memoir
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UnBooks:The O. Henry Collection, Part Deux
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UnBooks:Master Baiter's Sportfishing and Tackle's Official Policy Regarding Workplace Harassment and Discriminatory Practices by the Employee Base for New Employees
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UnPoetia:Had I Not
UnPoetia:There once was a limerick...
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