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Welcome to Hotadmin4u69, the hot admin for you to 69. over 69 edits in Gibberish The Moron The Defamation The Cruft The Shame The Hate Stuff I have contributed to or largely written. (rw) indicates it is a rewrite. Articles 12th Century (rw) Adolf Hitler (rw) — FEATURED! Alien vs. Predator (rw) — FEATURED! Anderson Cooper (written as TOAST) — FEATURED! Archaeology — FEATURED! with Nordamus and The Con Man Bad articles Being cut off in the middle of a sentence (rw) Bible (rw) Bill Clinton (rw) Bill Gates (rw) Budget deficit Commercial (rw) with Suresh — FEATURED! Confederate States Air Force Dashboard Confessional with Random Pants Der Frontseite Westliche Choralgruppe with Rallymonkee Gay whales in Darfur — FEATURED! Give a shit with Paniking Undead Godzilla vs. Urethra — FEATURED! Gun (rw) The Grand Canyon (rw) (written as TOAST) — FEATURED! Grue's Clues — FEATURED! Hairy Ball Theorem Holocaust denial denial (rw) — FEATURED! Holocaust denial denial denial Holocaust denial denial denial denial Hookhead Human sacrifice Inanimate Sponge — FEATURED! Involuntary celibacy Irish Potato Famine (written as TOAST) Jesus' foreskin — FEATURED! John Mark Karr Las Vegas (rw) with Ogopogo Lego JFK Assassination with Shandon Letter to the Isle — FEATURED! Maginot Line — FEATURED! Mayflower Meal or No Meal with Epynephrin Morning wood — FEATURED! Osama bin Laden (rw) Parentheses Pessimism Please delete this page with Composure1 Pop-Tarts (rw) Pothole (movie) Preflight procedures — FEATURED! Procrastination Pruitt-Igoe Puritans (rw) Racistpedia Rainforest (rw) — FEATURED! Really Big Tree (rw) — FEATURED! reductio ad Hitlerum (rw) with PoorNUnknown The Rock (rw) Sentence The Devil Went Down To Georgia Things America Did Not Invent (rw) with Radioactive afikomen Thunderstorm of 1976 — FEATURED! (written as TOAST) Toyota Anus Uncyclopedia in popular culture with Mhaille, Cap'n *Ben, and Wehpudicabok Uncyclopedia Madness — FEATURED! United Nations Charter — FEATURED! Templates Holocaust template The Bucket of Piss award HowTo HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement — FEATURED! Why? Use a G-class router Audio UnTunes If I Was Admin The Bathroom (remix) Ode to Bubble Buddy Sniff Thine Prick with Olipro UnNews Audio for Nintendo Puu to be released Audio for Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond Audio for Sales of new OTC HIV test unsurprisingly low Audio for Brett Favre commits harakiri UnScripts It's Definitely NOT A Prostitution Sting Operation Officers and Espionage — FEATURED! UnNews NRA approves of law allowing blind to own firearms California police prove they are not racist by shooting black man U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug Putin denies voting irregularities; says corruption is “fairly regular now” Utah passes law mandating a nine-month waiting period prior to getting an abortion Nachlader copulates with own mom, arrested for bestiality Italian ship captain violates house arrest; abandons "sinking" house Justin Bieber eats a sandwich Study shows news stories which cite studies are least informative Man goes to work; wife fucks his neighbor Congresswoman survives headshot (so far); Glock considers redesign Alabama hospital launches controversial program Terrorist group claims responsibility for Williams' foot fault Heterosexuality declared "a vile abomination and unnatural sexual preference according to scripture and now according to scientists. Kekekeke!" I love him!!!1 Bush declares "Mission Accomplished" in War on E. coli Uncyclopedia editor actually writes an article using a headline from Minitrue Terrorist group claims responsibility for Craig sex scandal Uncyclopedia predicts Benoit tragedy Conflict in Darfur continues; nobody cares ED's new reskin rakes in the lulz E. coli strikes again; US responds again E. coli strikes again; United States declares war Iowa is destroyed in a wildfire; perpetrators lauded Racist fan still thinks a white coach would have beaten Dungy in the Super Bowl Maddox doesn't update; the end is nigh! Strange activity between Area 50 and Area 52 reported San Franciso bans gay marriage, evacuated Germans finally getting tired of the "Nazi" stereotype Britney Spears finally gets her eyes checked, files for divorce from Kevin Federline Spencer claims Hillary is ugly; Bill claims, "no comment" New breed of rat discovered; exterminators called Bin Laden dies; E. coli lauded UnNews:DUMB-asses censored for no apparent reason Kofi Annan's lunch: rap and a cheese sandwich Denny's number one customer dies at 112 The Governator hospitalized; claims "it's not a tumor!" Howard Dean intends to campaign on Jupiter Hurricane Katrina: seems as though it just happened yesterday Italy may replace France as main UN peacekeeping force Could Queen Latifah be considered a planet? Airstrike accidentally kills a baker's dozen of Afghan police Three die in airport terminal after dehydration; airport security measures to blame Rumsfeld gives Clinton two options Tropical Storm Chris approaches No Orleans Castro undergoes surgery; citizens flee while they can New amusement park opened in Chernobyl Zawahri claims "entire world is a battlefield"; Switzerland surrenders Recently discovered "blob" the biggest thing in the universe Coauthor of the "Left Behind" series agrees: world will be ending California heat-wave deadly; Antarctica heat-wave deadlier Bush welcomes Sheehan to neighborhood with customary Jello-O mold Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay; surprise, surprise World may be ending soon! Hezbollah baffled by Israel's response Former Israeli PM Sharon near death Will Smith alleges racism and leaves Hollywood Pastafarians see "the face of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" in a window Power is still out in St. Louis; nobody cares After 30 years of marriage, a London man discovers that his wife is actually a rare Yucca plant Sex offenders receive Viagra via Medicaid; playgrounds closed = Audio Available UnBooks UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide — QUASI-FEATURED! & FEATURED UNBOOK! UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary Thanks to Zombiebaron — FEATURED UNBOOK! UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary: Volume Deux UnBooks:The O. Henry Collection with Squiggle UnBooks:Lamp: A Memoir — FEATURED UNBOOK! UnBooks:The O. Henry Collection, Part Deux — FEATURED UNBOOK! UnBooks:Master Baiter's Sportfishing and Tackle's Official Policy Regarding Workplace Harassment and Discriminatory Practices by the Employee Base for New Employees UnPoetia UnPoetia:Had I Not UnPoetia:There once was a limerick...