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- There once was a man from Nantucket,
- Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
- While whiping his chin,
- He said with a grin:
- "If my ear were a cunt, I'd fuck it."
- There once was a man from Peru,
- Who jerked off all day in his canoe.
- While dreaming of Venus,
- He yanked on his penis,
- And woke in a canoe full of goo.
- There once was a man called Dave,
- Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
- He said "I admit,
- I am a bit of a shit,
- But think of the money I save!"