UnPoetia:Antiphallus

Poetry for people who hate poetry

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"Antiphallus", a.k.a. "The Glowing Penis That Wasn't There"
An original poem by Hughe Jarekshun

 Yesterday, while browsing media

 I saw a penis on Uncyclopedia

 It was featured for the day

 I think, I think I'm turning gay...

 When I came back to the same place

 The cock was staring me in the face

 Yet when I checked its history

 I couldn't believe what I did see

 EugeneKay! EugeneKay! I can't believe it was his!

 Look away! Look away! Lord, please don't let me jizz... (*squirt!*)

 Last night on this same media

 No glowing penis graced the 'pedia

 Neither was it there today

 Oh, but I think it turned me gay!