Men's rights movement
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The Men's Rights Movement was a group created by 4chan so the people who edit it could get in with feminists in the vain hope they'll ever get laid.
They have several core principles:
- Strong women like strong men.
- Men can argue just as well as women can, and LOUDER. LOUDER ARGUMENTS ARE ALWAYS BETTER ARGUMENTS. (Dishes, fists, and objects such as knives thrown for punctuation make arguments even louder still.)
- Men should be able to stick it in without pulling anything out of their wallets later even if they never wore protection during the act and weren't married at the time.
- Men shouldn't have to do all the heavy duty work, even if they are twice as strong as the average female and never get pregnant.
- Men make better nurses, cooks, call center personnel, accountants, janitors, and administrative assistants than women, so they should continue to be paid twice the wage of women when performing these jobs.
- Men shouldn't have to pay the restaurant bill on dates, even though they are making more than twice as much money as their date.
- Men shouldn't have to get their hands dirty or stinky. Mens' manicures matter too!
- Men always enjoy using every hour of their spare time taking care of babies and children, and prefer entertaining their children to video gaming, so they should always be allowed custody of the kids in a divorce. Alternately, if the spouse DOES get the kids, the kids should be able to support themselves.
- Child care should always be free.
- Women should always maintain their appearance in a way that is pleasing to men, even if she is not looking for a mate or is a lesbian, regardless of time or expense. Men also should not ever have to pay for this expense when dating or married to a woman.
- Men are entitled to as many partners in bed as they can get away with at the same time.
- The female is always in the wrong.
Bonerism ♂ Booby prize ♂ Booby trap ♂ Brawny ♂ Bro Code ♂ Can I borrow 5 bucks? ♂ Castration ♂ Cock shock ♂ Erection ♂ Father issues ♂ Galactic bulge ♂ Guy Code ♂ Hetero ♂ History of Man ♂ International Rules Of Manhood ♂ Lawnmower-Humvee ♂ Limp Dick ♂ Lynx Cool Metal Shower Gel ♂ Male privilege ♂ Man ball ♂ Man flu ♂ Man scale ♂ Mancard ♂ Man's best friend ♂ Manscaping ♂ Mantuition ♂ Masculism ♂ Men's rights movement ♂ Morning wood ♂ Pant Scrunching ♂ Penile suppressor ♂ Penis Enlargement Techniques ♂ My Penis ♂ Penis ♂ Price check ♂ Puppy dog tail ♂ Rocky Mountain Oysters ♂ Rules of the Men's Room ♂ Semen ♂ Seven ages of man ♂ Snips, snails and puppy dog tails ♂ Straight ♂ Testicles ♂ Things Women Didn't Need To Know About Men ♂ What's it to you?
Events & Places:
A Day With My Son ♂ Avenge my death ♂ Bart Simpson is sleeping with your wife ♂ Battle of the Bulge in my Pants ♂ Bra removal ♂ Burning Man ♂ Conversations With My Father ♂ Dick-sucking contest ♂ Gramp's Insane Ramblings ♂ I assume it's my penis ♂ Isle of Man ♂ High school: an essay by an old lonely man in a retirement home ♂ Panty raid ♂ Pen Island ♂ Penis jousting ♂ Penis removal ♂ Rob A Bank With Your Penis ♂ SPA ♂ Strip club ♂ Take Your Son To Work Day ♂ Teabag everything that moves
Further Reading:
HowTo:Be a Badass ♂ HowTo:Be A Dad ♂ HowTo:Be A Man ♂ HowTo:Be Macho ♂ HowTo:Become a wise old man ♂ HowTo:Fight the man ♂ HowTo:Find the Remote Control ♂ HowTo:Get a boner ♂ HowTo:Get Others to Do Your Work for You ♂ HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man ♂ HowTo:Hug another man ♂ HowTo:Kick a man when he's down ♂ HowTo:Make a That's What She Said jokeHowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men) ♂ HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd ♂ HowTo:Take It Easy, Man ♂ HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope ♂ HowTo:Tell if your son is gay ♂ The Man: A Primer and Something of a Call to Action ♂ The Obese Man's Handbook ♂ UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion ♂ UnBooks:The Old Man and LV ♂ UnPoetia:Antiphallus ♂ UnPoetia:I got hit with a bag of dicks just to prove a point ♂ UnPoetia:There once was a limerick... ♂ UnScripts:Man Struggles to Explain Anal Sex to Son ♂ UnScripts:Rain Man: The Musical ♂ UnScripts:The Best Man
Guides to Women:
Ex wife owners manual ♂ HowTo:Ask a girl out ♂ HowTo:Control Women ♂ HowTo:Date an Emo Girl ♂ HowTo:Find a girlfriend ♂ HowTo:Get Laid ♂ HowTo:Hunt Interesting Exotic Dancer Conversation ♂ HowTo:Impress a Girl ♂ HowTo:Make girls like you ♂ HowTo:Meet women ♂ HowTo:Pick Up a Nymphomaniac ♂ HowTo:Pick Up and Keep Women ♂ HowTo:Pick up chicks ♂ HowTo:Pick up female nerds ♂ HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies ♂ HowTo:Score a Chick ♂ HowTo:Survive a Girl Attack ♂ HowTo:Trick Women in 3 Easy Steps ♂ Picking up chicks ♂ The Useless Idiot's Guide to Girlfriends ♂ UnBooks:An 82 Year Old Woman Wants My Body! ♂ UnBooks:So, you woke up next to a hooker: a guide to general etiquette ♂ UnBooks:The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women ♂ UnBooks:The Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Own Back ♂ Wife OS ♂ Why?:You Will Never Have a Chance in Hell With Her
Men You Know:
A nice enough guy ♂ Army men ♂ Assquatch ♂ Biggus Dickus ♂ Bro ♂ Coors Light Presents: The American Man ♂ Creepy guy who lives across the street ♂ Dice Man ♂ Dirty Old Men ♂ Dude ♂ Emo Man ♂ Father ♂ First man on the sun ♂ G-Man ♂ Grandpa ♂ He-Man ♂ Husband ♂ Intelligent men ♂ Janitor Man ♂ Male ♂ Man Babies ♂ Man on the fire exit signs ♂ Metrosexual ♂ Old White Man ♂ Pac-Man ♂ Renaissance Man ♂ Rich guys who blow all their money on expensive whores ♂ Sir ♂ Sissy ♂ Some guy you've never heard of ♂ Swamp Adventure Amusement Park Ride Announcer Man ♂ That Guy ♂ The Man ♂ The Muffin Man ♂ The Music Man ♂ The old man down the street ♂ The Wolf Man ♂ This Guy ♂ TPS ♂ Weatherman ♂ What's-his-name off that thing ♂ Your Dad
Not Quite Men:
Boy ♂ Boy band ♂ Boy racer ♂ Boyfriend ♂ Ghetto White Boy Syndrome ♂ Joseph Stalin's Secret Jamaican Boys Fight Club Choir ♂ Little boy who lives down the street ♂ Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen ♂ Pool Boy ♂ UnBooks:The Boy Who Cried Wolf ♂ UnPoetia:As a boy ♂ UnPoetia:Little Boy ♂ Vatican Boys Punishment Squad ♂ Virtual Boy ♂ Your Boyfriend
Various News:
"Don't worry, you'll meet somebody," says girl ♂ American Penis Restrictions to Begin This Week ♂ Grown man hates Justin Bieber ♂ It's still not okay to Pull Your Penis out in Public ♂ Male ego reaches all time high, females counted in average penis size ♂ Man decides against going to work ♂ Man dies after having sex with his gun ♂ Man goes to work; wife fucks his neighbor ♂ Man wakes up ♂ Man wins Most Oblivious Human award ♂ Man's nipples fall right off ♂ Marble Hills - a bachelor haven ♂ New penis developer 'a success' ♂ Old Man to Rise Again ♂ Respected theologians call for return to wife beating ♂ Shirtless Drunk Man Creates Havoc ♂ Some guy does some stuff ♂ [more...]
