UnScripts:Man Struggles to Explain Anal Sex to Son
SCENE 1. A funeral has just taken place. A father and son sit together beside their car, looking over a large, green field. They are still wearing most of the clothes from the service, but with top buttons undone and ties removed, cast over the car seats like weightless nooses.
SON squirms a little.
FATHER nudges SON's shoulder. SON makes a quiet noise signalling assent.
SON looks at FATHER, uncomprehending in the face of his choice of vocabulary.
SON bursts into tears. FATHER puts arm around him but he is inconsolable. FARMER peers over fence.
Lights low. FARMER takes secateurs to hedge. A SECOND FARMER appears, also with secateurs, and the pair begin to cut at the hedge from both sides.