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just illustrating a point

my friend Big Joe and i
walked into a bar
and Joe said
"man, you can't swing a bag of dicks in
here without hitting
some pretentious asshole"

i laughed at his
little jape
and then Big Joe pulled out
a bag of severed penises
and struck me
in the face

i demanded to know
the meaning of this
and Big Joe said
"just illustrating a point,
man, just illustrating a point."

i still wonder
where he got the dicks.

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