HowTo:Take It Easy, Man

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Dude, every dude (and yes, chicks are dudes too) knows that the only way to live through life is to take it easy, man. So I have taken upon myself to explain to you just how to take it easy, man.

Dude, just chill out, man[edit | edit source]

Well dude, you just gotta start with chilling out, man. Like, you can't be all stressed and shit, cause how the fuck are you supposed to take it easy when you are spazzing out, man? So like, just forget about all the stressful shit in your life dude, and then you will be chill, man.

Dude, no worries, man[edit | edit source]

There is no reason to fucking worry about responsibilities and shit, man. So dude, just don't worry about them, and you'll be truly chill dude. And man, don't worry about getting laid, it'll happen if you take it easy enough, man.

Dude, I'm just chillin!

Dude, get some aviators, man[edit | edit source]

It is fucking impossible to take it easy without Aviator sunglasses, man. How the fuck are you supposed to take it easy when there is bright shit shining into your eyes, man?!?! So wear the chillest sunglasses out there, dude, aviators.

Dude, now you're ready, man[edit | edit source]

Dude, i am happy to tell you that you are now ready to take it easy, man.

So man, just take it easy, dude.

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