User:The Con Man

The Con Man is a respected cakeist, archaeologist and uncylopedia user. In his spare time he makes hats. Well known for his stance on fishing and South London expansionism.

The Con Man outside his big and expensive looking house

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Achievements

The Con Man was the first man to say queztamoosington and invented the cracker. Famed for his successful military career in 1734. The Con Man is the proud maker of Horse Racing Manager 3 Deluxe Edition.

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-12+ This user has over -12 edits. -12+ This user is a total UKer and can call you wanker with impunity. (British Uncyclopedians)