Chorus: Why art thou returning home
in the wee hours of the dawn
this behaviour I don't remember
can I whiff your member?
do not treat me like a cad
such an attitude is bad
hence what thou need to permit
is a sniff of thine prick
The twilight hours and I slumber
one attempts to reach your number
I seek to correct this blunder
If thou art faithful, I wonder
if thou art faithful to my wake
why my call does thou not take?
Wondering where thou doth stake,
This plot maketh my heart ache.
I am deep in sleep and thou courts,
In a ballroom dance of sorts,
My fellow was present and reports,
With photographs she brings forth.
Thou groped in a waltz at some time
A familiar mistress known as "Diamond"
Thou were well-groomed and dressed for the night
And ye purchased her some wine
I request that you cease from lying,
Lest I anger, draw a weapon of nine
If thou desires a new madam, fine
But do not bed hers, then attempt to bed mine
Thou denieth these claims, they are false?
But I believe thou danced and waltzed
I am not a person it is wise to betray,
Now please let me smell your penis I say
I am deep in sleep and thou courts,
In a ballroom dance of sorts,
My fellow was present and reports,
With photographs she brings forth.
Thou groped in a waltz at some time
A familiar mistress known as "Diamond"
Thou were well-groomed and dressed for the night
And ye purchased her some wine
I request that you cease from lying,
Lest I anger, draw a weapon of nine
If thou desires a new madam, fine
But do not bed hers, then attempt to bed mine
Thou denieth these claims, they are false?
But I believe thou danced and waltzed
I am not a person it is wise to betray,
Now please let me smell your penis I say
(chorus again)
Sniff my phallus? Halt on that dear!
It'd tempt me to strike thee, I fear
I care not for what your fellows have seen,
I was at no ball dear, what can they mean?
I feel violated being suspected like that,
Thou hath have no business questioning like that,
I am too loyal to tempt Diamond like that,
I was engaging but I was not engaging like that,
That is fine; that is okay; go on, trust what your fellows claim
A gent like me consumes red wine,
Meets numerous people, has a joyous time.
I may be generous in my offerings to people,
But that does not remark on the stench of my pee-hole.
Thou falsely assumes I am a promiscuous male,
Despite that I could be one, and quite well
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Chorus: Why you coming home five in the mornin'
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
It's four o'clock and I'm sleepin'
and it's late night and you creeping
you could've told me I'm leavin'
now I know you out there cheatin'
why you got to do me like dat
when I call you don't call me back
I'm texting you now nigga where you at
that's fucked up why you do me like dat
I'm dead sleep and you trickin'
In the club wit dirty foot bitches
My gurl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance flo grindin'
With a stripper hoe named Diamond
You was flossin' hard you was shinning
Everything she drink you buyin' it
Fuck nigga you need to stop lien' foe I get mad and pull out my nine
You want a new bitch to fuck that's fine
But don't fuck hers and try to fuck mine
You keep tellin me you ain't touch her
But some keep tellin me you dun fucked her
I ain't that bitch you want to play wit nigga drop them boxers let me smell yo dick
(chorus again)
Smell my dick wait a minute hold up
See that's how a bitch get her eyes swoll up
And I don't give a damn what yo homegurls seen
When I was in the club what the fuck you mean
they ain't got no business eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no business tryin' me like dat
I wun even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin' but I wasn't clowin' like dat
Dat's alright dat's okay go'on head believe what yo homegurl say
A nigga like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers
But that don't mean you got to pull my zipper
Thinking I dick down the whole town even though I got dick to go around
(chorus again)
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