User:EMC/Awards

EMC's Awards

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	Writer of the Month June 2007

	Uncyclopedian of the Month May 2010

	Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2013

	Useless Gobshite of the Month May 2010

	Foolitzer Prize Winner April 2007

	UnBooks Author of the Month October 2006

	Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter

	Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/The Aristocraigslist

Featured UnBook: Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary This person created an UnBook which became one of the featured on Uncyclopedia's UnBooks. Featured UnBook: The n00b Survival Guide This person created an UnBook which became one of the featured on Uncyclopedia's UnBooks. Featured UnBook: UnBooks:The O. Henry Collection, Part Deux This person created an UnBook which became one of the featured on Uncyclopedia's UnBooks. Featured UnBook: Lamp: A Memoir This person created an UnBook which became one of the featured on Uncyclopedia's UnBooks. Featured Article: Inanimate Sponge This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Really Big Tree This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Grue's Clues This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Adolf Hitler This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Letter to the Isle This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Preflight procedures This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

~Ceridwyn

	Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution. (See you at next week's meeting guys!)

This user created Confederate States Air Force, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Lego JFK Assassination, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Hairy ball theorem, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Queen Latifah, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

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You have won the Weri Long Wang biggest douche of the universe award. Congratulations!

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

You have angered Hinoa

Therefore, Hinoa decrees that you should go play in traffic. Specifically, an inner-city freeway during rush hour.

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You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

OpenFaceSurgery has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

The_Bard has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Dexter111344 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Because his mother taught him to always be gracious, Radioactive afikomen has awarded you a used pre-owned! and slightly stale cookie. Ewww. Cockroaches ate half of it.

This user has been pwn3d by democracy, and will be returning shortly.

See why this unpopular user got banned, and maybe nominate someone you don't like for the same fate!

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WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!

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Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Electrified mocha chinchilla

Rejoice, EMC! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thank you for your review of top hat! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~}

Rejoice, EMC! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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-RAHB

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