User:The Thinker

Thinker St. James

	Writer of the Year 2007

Thinker St. James constantly writing rotten things.

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Original Articles

Honored first, ordered by personal preference thereafter.

• Folgers Crystals (*Featured)
• Mr. Kearsy (*Featured)
• Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers? (*Featured Currently the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history.)
• Cup Stacking (*Featured )
• Bowtie (*Featured)
• Raoul Duke (*Featured)
• Easter Bunny (*Featured)
• UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury (*Featured)
• Rebecca Sealfon (*Featured)
• UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 (*Featured)
• Donner (*Featured)
• Break Up Letter (*outstanding formatting by EugeneKay) (*Featured)
• In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 (*Featured)
• Use a Coaster! (*Featured)
• UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk (*Featured)
• Interpretive Death (*Featured)
• MF DOOM (*Featured)
• UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese (*Featured)
• Rich Uncle Pennybags (*Featured)
• UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World (*Featured)
• Did I really move to LA? (*Featured)
• Stephen Colbert (*Quasi-Featured)
• UnBooks:The Wait (*Featured)
• Maya Angelou
• Thunderdome (drinking game)
• Peter Bogdanovich
• UnPoetia:Ode to Pink Shirt Guy
• HowTo:Open a Door
• Poppycock
• The Bank
• George Lucas
• Harold and Kumar: The Quest for the Castle of White
• KannOno Warmachine
• David Hicks
• UnScripts:UnPrairie Home Companion
• Kim (sexy barista)

Original Collaborations

• UnScripts: Sex Seafood: An Exploration in Flim by Peter Bogdanovich and Unrelated Quotes Guy (*with THE)
• UnScripts: Sex Seafood: Special Director's Commentary Edition (*with THE)
• Sex Seafood (*with THE)
• Jaws did WTC (*with Bradaphraser, pictures by Mhaille) (*Featured)
• Consolation Prize (*with RAHB) (*Featured)
• UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (*with RAHB) (*Featured)
• UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (*with RAHB) (*Featured)
• UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!" (*with RAHB)

Original UnNews Articles

Ordered chronologically.

• UnNews:The Henson Rat added to endangered species list
• UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group
• UnNews:Science confirms: Love is, in fact, a battlefield
• UnNews:Osbourne uses The Secret to will herpes upon adversary
• UnNews:Wikipedia vs. Myspace: Wales lays the gauntlet
• UnNews:Goats boycott Sony in slaying protest
• UnNews:Gun claims can't stop the Wall of Sound
• UnNews:Circuit City employee thwarts terror plot
• UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up (*Featured)
• UnNews:European critics praise American performance artist
• UnNews:Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics (*Quasi-Featured)
• UnNews:Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all
• UnNews:Entire world pissed off by Sopranos finale
• UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda (*Featured)
• UnNews:Superman loses endorsements over foot fetish scandal
• UnNews:Uncyclopedian robbed, Keith Moon suspected
• UnNews:Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!
• UnNews:High court orders woman to "get a sense of humor"
• UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes (*Featured)
• UnNews:Life discovered on distant planet proves to be a major disappointment
• UnNews:The Grinch vacations in Florida, can't resist the urge to steal Christmas
• UnNews:Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride
• UnNews:Oliver Stone poised for success with upcoming revisionist film
• UnNews:Impromptu Thunderdome erupts at Florida gas station
• UnNews:Tacoma's bleakness linked to pseudo-intellectualism
• UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert (*Featured)
• UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country
• UnNews:Facebook Supports Down's Syndrome Eradication via Censorship

Articles I Rewrote or Edited Heavily

Honored first, ordered by personal preference thereafter.

• UnBooks:Employee Manual (Orig. SirIsaac) (*Featured)
• HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (Orig. Manforman) (*Featured)
• UnBooks: Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (Orig. Ljlego) (*Featured)
• Drunk Olympics (Orig. THE) (*Featured)
• Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (Orig. So So) (*Featured)
• UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (Orig. NaturalBornKieler) (*Featured)
• UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize (Orig. Puffskein) (*Featured)
• HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke (Orig. Ljlego)
• Line (Orig. Todd Lyons, overhauled after Lenoxus)
• Flying Purple Hippos (Overhauled after Dolphinsplash12)
• Fridge Monsters (Orig. Violetflavoured nuisance)
• Everybody Hates Dubya (Television Series) (Orig. Dr. Fenwick)